Zhang Yongfa glared fiercely, and didn't say a word angrily, thinking that your kid is really my brother-in-law, otherwise there is no such deception, how can you always think of me at the first time when you are scolded, you don't have long legs, or your mouth is just a decoration, I don't know how to ask for it, let me find it to be scolded! But if he said that, this kid must be anxious with himself, so he chose the safest! Most effective! The most harmonious way is to pretend not to hear and avoid the topic, because he knows better than anyone that this golden time in the morning is simply gold and silver for a matchmaker!

Thinking of this, Zhang Yongfa hurriedly gave Cao Wei a cigarette, lit it, and said with a happy smile

"Oops! You kid is about to marry a daughter-in-law, why is your temper still so anxious! It's not stable at all! What can you accomplish in this way! Since Uncle Liu asked us to wait, there must be a reason for him, let's wait here, what are you urging here? Why did you forget so quickly what you just told Uncle Liu! Let's smoke a cigarette and warm up! ”

Cao Wei took the smoke and rolled his eyes, nodded it with extreme irritability, and said with a long sigh

"Alas! All right! Brother-in-law! It's not tears, it's all ice ballast! Don't say anything! Let's smoke to keep warm! ”

Zhang Yongfa looked at Cao Wei, who was frozen with the tip of his nose red, the more he looked at it, the more funny he felt, thinking that you kid usually speaks, it's all bull's nose turned to the sky, I'm afraid I wouldn't dream that I would have today! In order to tease this kid again, and let out the evil breath blocked in his throat, he rolled his eyes, took out the lump of toilet paper that he had just eaten after eating the mutton steamed bun, kneaded two small pieces into two small balls, and handed it to Cao Wei.

Cao Wei took two toilet paper balls that looked like Wangzai's small steamed buns, and said extremely depressed after looking at them for a long time

"Brother-in-law! You're two babies and your father, why are you still playing paper balls here! If you don't have toilet paper, I'll have some in my pocket, and I'll let you play with it all by yourself! I won't play with you! ”

Zhang Yongfa was said by a sentence, took a puff of cigarette, and thought to himself, no wonder you kid didn't let out a fart for a long time, he was waiting for me here, but you can't help but look down on me too much, the little paper ball is still in your hand, then I still have a chance to turn the tables, thinking of this, he pushed the little paper ball back again, pretending to be angry

"Oops! Look at you doll, you think everyone is as ignorant as you, except for the loser, who spends money indiscriminately! Brother-in-law, I go to the toilet one day, and I use loess lumps, how can I be willing to play with toilet paper! I'm afraid that when you wait for a blind date, you will be excited to snot and fall on the girl's face, and plug your nose first! The failure of the blind date is a small matter, and if it is beaten out again, it will be a big deal! So don't say anything now, plug your nostrils with these two dollops of toilet paper! ”

Cao Wei heard Zhang Yongfa let him plug his nostrils with these two kneaded black toilet paper, and he was so angry that he almost didn't pass, and he wanted to throw two balls of toilet paper directly in his face, but when he thought about it, his brother-in-law was also joking with himself, if that was the case, he would make the joke a joke

"Oops! Brother-in-law! No wonder in the past few years, your life has been full of sesame flowers, it turns out that you are thrifty and don't even want to buy hand paper! I thought that fortunately I didn't say it, he didn't wipe it after going to the toilet, otherwise the bowl of mutton steamed buns just now might have no reservations, and it would all be on him! Now in the cold winter, inside the loess lumps, if there is an ice cube or something, it will be a big trouble! These two little paper balls, let's keep them for you to go to the toilet! How can I buy you a mention of toilet paper when I go back after a blind date today, look at the pitiful! ”

Zhang Yong angrily played in a circle, thinking that this kid had been out for the past two years, and he hadn't made much money, but he had learned a lot of crooked reasoning and heresy, so he angrily threw two toilet paper balls on the ground, pretending to be calm and said with a smile

"Don't pull it down! Our family's handpaper, then don't bother your old man! But when it's time to go on a blind date, remember that you'd rather swallow your snot than let it fly out! In case the flying girl has a face, the consequences are unimaginable! If something goes wrong, don't blame me for not reminding you! ”

Cao Wei rolled his eyes angrily, thinking to himself that you are a person, but you are really not kind at all, people were just careless just now, but you are not good at bullying me with this matter, and then his eyes rolled, and he said with a wicked smile

"Oops! Brother-in-law! I haven't eaten snot, and I'm a little looking forward to the legendary, sweet and sour jelly flavor by what you said! Why don't you show me how to eat it first? ”

Zhang Yongfa was said by a sentence, and instantly felt uncomfortable in his stomach, pinched the kid's neck, and gritted his teeth with hatred

"May I ask if your kid is disgusting! What do you want me to teach you to do? ”

Then the two of them grinned and scuffled together, and suddenly Liu Qi came over and said

"How old are you two this year, and you actually played wrestling on such a cold day, if it's okay, let's go quickly! I'm still busy with that today! ”

Cao Wei's face flushed to the root of his ears when he heard this, and he immediately let go of Zhang Yongfa's hand, lowered his head and didn't say a word, because he knew better than ever that he was now an angry bag, no matter who wanted to be angry with himself, then he would have nothing to kick his feet, and it must be all his own fault.

When Zhang Yongfa heard Liu Qi say that he could finally set off, his first reaction was that he was completely liberated, so he quickly took out his cigarette and lit it, and said with a happy smile

"Uncle Liu! Thank you so much today! As long as you are there, then this thing is already done! ”

Liu Qi was blown by Zhang Yongfa, and he saw that his laughing beard was up, but when he took a puff of cigarette, he found that Cao Wei was still standing motionless next to him like a wooden man, and he was angry in an instant, and said extremely irritably

"What's going on with you kid today? Are you deliberately giving me flatulence? Standing here motionless, like a foot rooted, if you don't want to go on a blind date, just say it, I don't want to be angry because of you, a daughter-in-law, to go back to take medicine and suffer! ”

Cao Wei was speechless for an instant, thinking that you are not Zhou Yu, it is difficult that you will die of anger, but people are now matchmakers, and they can't afford to mess with anyone, and the whole family can't afford to mess with people, so he slowly raised his head and said with an extremely aggrieved smile

"Uncle, didn't you just say to go? I'm waiting for you to take me, I don't know where the girl is! ”

(End of chapter)