When Cao Wei heard that Liu Qi would create miracles, he was choked half to death again, and after wiping his tears, he said with some tears and laughter

"Brother-in-law! Are you kidding me? People like Uncle Liu can actually create miracles! ”

Zhang Yongfa glared, took a hard puff of cigarette, slowly spit it out, and patted Cao Wei's shoulder lightly

"Young man! You're still too young! Uncle Liu, don't look at his age! But in our radius of dozens of miles, it is a god-like existence! I won't tell you anything else, last year's sensational, the younger brother helped the brother who was a little lame on a blind date successfully, and the tanuki changed the prince one day when he got married, that was what Uncle Liu single-handedly matched! Therefore, the matchmaker's words are like advertising words, and there are a lot of exaggerated elements in them! ”

Cao Wei immediately couldn't wait to ask when he heard this

"Then after removing the hijab at that time, she found that the person who got married was not the same person as the blind date, wouldn't she turn around and leave?"

Zhang Yongfa looked at Cao Wei's extremely funny expression and was suddenly happy, patted him on the shoulder again, and said with a happy smile

"Weiwei, have you only been old all these years? When the hijab is removed, you find that the person is different, and you won't turn around and leave! Are you amusing me? Haven't you watched the costume drama "Marrying the Right Man in the Wrong Sedan Chair"? Although this one didn't get on the wrong sedan chair, it just changed the groom's official, but the two are not much different! Besides, if she is let go, then what will she do when she marries back? Besides, the man's bride price has been paid! The banquet is all set! The marriage certificate has also been obtained! What's the matter with her gone! Take a step back and say that even if she has the courage to go back to her parents' house, have you ever thought that she can walk out of her mother-in-law's door, can she walk into her mother's door? Haven't you heard of the water spilled by the daughter who is married? When she returns to her parents' house like this, will she still have the face to go out in the future? ”

Cao Wei was silent when he heard this, in their poor ravine, the girl worshiped the hall and entered the cave room, and generally accepted her fate, and responded to the old saying that marrying a chicken and marrying a dog and marrying a dog, anyway, he has lived for more than 20 years, and he has not heard it, which bride took off her hijab and went back to her parents' house, he thought of this and smoked the cigarette in two sips, and said after stepping on his feet fiercely

"You say these matchmakers! It's just too bad! Isn't this taking the money with a bad conscience and pushing the girl into the fire pit? Isn't he afraid of going back at night and having nightmares? ”

Zhang Yongfa immediately felt uncomfortable when he heard this, because his father is also a matchmaker, and if it weren't for a matchmaker like his father, a matchmaker like Cao Wei would have no background, only a back! No diploma, half illiterate! No deposits, only arrears! Young people who are not young and can't fall in love, where to marry a wife and have children, so he said a little irritably

"Weiwei, when you speak, can you think about it a little bit through your brain! Although my dad didn't personally give you the marriage this time, but anyway, he has no credit, so there is hard work! It's not easy at such an age! When you speak, don't be so mean, and don't overturn a boatload of people! Matchmakers also make money based on their skills, how can they become money with a bad conscience! Haven't you heard that a poor ravine like ours, a man who doesn't get married at the age of thirty, basically fights singles in his life, if it weren't for these matchmakers to help match, then wouldn't there be more singles here than burning sticks! Especially people like you and me, we should thank matchmakers, this special group! ”

Cao Wei heard that there were more singles than burning sticks, and he glanced at it with some surprise, thinking that according to the calculation of one burning stick per family, there are more than 100 households in our village, and there are more than 100 burning sticks, and there are only five or six singles

"Brother-in-law! You're really getting better and better! Although we are poor and backward here, there are only a few people who can't marry a daughter-in-law! How can there be more singles than burning sticks! And I didn't mean that just now, my uncle's worry about running before and after I found a matchmaker, I don't know how to thank him, how can I blame him, aren't you pumping me with the sole of your shoe in disguise? Do you scold me for being ruthless, unrighteous and unconscionable? ”

Zhang Yongfa saw that Cao Wei realized his mistake, and rolled his eyes angrily, I wanted to say that I don't know if your kid has a conscience, but what did you mean by what you just said, I know everything, but now is not the time to rub my tongue with this kid, so he took a puff of cigarette and said extremely helplessly

"You kid, don't follow me anymore, chew words here! I just said that there may be more singles than burning sticks, this is just a metaphor, why do you still bite a dry stick, and you can't replace it with an oil twist flower! Besides, even if I don't say this metaphor, then I think what I said is right, if we are still so backward in the economy, boys are not good at studying, and now many families have burned coal and gas canisters, burning sticks will slowly withdraw from people's lives, maybe one day, there will be more singles in the village than burning sticks! ”

Cao Wei looked at Zhang Yongfa's serious nonsense, and was just about to refute, please let him figure it out, we are authentic farmers, and our ancestors have lived in the countryside for generations, please don't compare the lifestyle of urban people with our rural people, these two are not comparable at all, but when I was in the first grade, I went home every day under the faint light of the kerosene lamp, reading the textbook and saying that the upstairs and downstairs electric lights and telephones, and I thought that these were the lives of people in the city, and there was no telephone in the whole village. Although the electric light is basically available in every household, but the power outage at both ends of the three days, when the electricity is used regardless of the time period, then it is considered a good life, but last year now go out to work, many rural people also live in the building, upstairs and downstairs electric lights and telephones have been popularized, and almost no one has a mobile phone, thinking of this extremely irritated glaring said

"That's it! Brother-in-law! I can't talk about you! Now what you say, that's what it is! If you say that I am an oil worker, then I will sing "I dedicate oil to the motherland", and if you say that I am digging coal at the bottom of the well, then I will sing "We Workers Have Power"! In short, all actions are under command! Hurry up and help me see what Uncle Liu is doing! Why hasn't it been so long! In case it freezes for a long time, I come out and talk again, saying that I can't stand my snot, what are I doing with my daughter-in-law! You said I was looking for a daughter-in-law, why did I work so hard! ”

(End of chapter)