Chapter 0364 The family dog does not bite the new son-in-law
Cao Wei heard the door to the long sigh, thinking that according to the current situation of his family, as long as there is a girl, willing to marry, he is already very happy, what qualifications are there to pick fat here, when I was in school, the teacher said that studying is not for grades, but for the future to have one more choice, study is not the only way out for our children in the mountains, but it is definitely the only shortcut to success, if you don't study well now, lose Erlang all day long, and treat reading as child's play, Then sooner or later you will be punished by life, because life needs a game, but it is not a game of life, otherwise you will inevitably get the punishment of life, at that time I sneered with extreme disdain, thinking that it is difficult for people who do not study to live and not live, and they do not live well, now it seems that they are wrong, and they are wrong, according to this situation, they have no choice but to bow their heads like reality, I didn't expect the punishment of life, so soon, and quickly said with a smile
"Uncle, you can do what you say, I will listen to you!"
Liu Qi saw that Cao Wei's sharpness was completely stifled by himself, and thought that the rest of the things would be easy to handle in this way, so he nodded very proudly and pretended to be calm
"Look at what you said, how can I make the decision for you for such a big thing as marrying a daughter-in-law, this is still up to you! Because after all, the two of you are going to live for the rest of your life! I'm still saying that, no matter what it is, it must look pleasing to the eye! ”
Cao Wei heard the word pleasing to the eye, and his first reaction was that in my eyes, Wang Cuihua was pleasing to the eye no matter how she looked at it, Wang Cuihua didn't look at me, and it was pleasing to the eye when she looked at me with her eyes closed, but other people's parents didn't look down on my parents and didn't want to marry their daughter to me, so what can I do, so according to the current situation, as long as other girls look at me pleasing to the eye, I don't like others, as long as I am not stupid or lame, then I must also say that it is pleasing to the eye, and it will be pleasing to the eye after a long time in the future!
Cao Wei thought of this, sighed, didn't say a word, but looked at both sides of the street, frozen snot to contain, eyes open like searchlights, staring at passers-by coming and going, looking for their own customers, and the people who buy New Year's goods, because there is no money in their pockets, grab a melon seed in front of this stall, pinch peanuts in front of which stall, only to see the price of the plastic bag, thinking about when it can be cheap to not need money, how good it should be to give it to yourself for nothing!
After about ten minutes, the vehicle squeezed out of the congested street, and three or five minutes later, parked in front of the courtyard of the three large tiled houses, Cao Wei glanced at it and found that there was no one at the door, so he said a little anxiously
"Uncle, isn't this one! Why don't you even pick us up at the door! This is too unreliable! ”
As soon as the words fell, Wu Qiang sneered, turned around and said with a wicked smile
"Dude, are you an alien? You ran to someone's house to go on a blind date, and you actually thought that people would also stand at the door to greet you, and you didn't wake up directly! There is no one waiting for you at the door, but there is a dog! Get out of the car! Let's see if this dog bites you! ”
Cao Wei glared fiercely when he heard this, thinking that your kid directly hit the head, full of bad ideas, if the dog doesn't bite, the owner of the family has a dog, is it here to spoil the food, so he said a little irritably
"Oops! Nabs! You're too good to me, aren't you? Why don't you try it and see if the dog bites you or not! When I first got in the car, I only thought you were very bad, and it was only now that I found out that you were directly bad in Shaanxi and Gansu provinces! ”
Wu Qiang's face changed greatly when he heard this, and he twisted the car key with his hand, and said extremely irritably
"You kid can't tell the difference between good words and bad words today, isn't it the most uncomfortable thing not to scold! I said a good thing to you, what are you doing scolding me for, do you think I'm a bully! ”
Cao Wei heard this kid say that he said good things to himself, and rolled his eyes angrily, thinking that you kid really dare to say anything, fool me to let the dog bite me and make me get rabies, is this also for my good, isn't this obviously treating me as a stupid hat, so he glared and said
"Thank you for your kindness, you better let the dog bite yourself! Feel the heart-rending pain! I don't need your special attention! Thank you! ”
Wu Qiang was speechless when he heard this, thinking that this kid was so funny, and now he really doubted that this guy didn't live on the earth, and he didn't even know that the swallow didn't enter the house, and the house dog didn't bite the new son-in-law, I wanted to have a good theory, but for such a stunned young man, there was no need to worry about him, and he had to rush to pick up people somewhere else, so he sighed and said
"That's it! Get out of the car! Count me on my long mouth, so it should be okay! ”
Liu Qi saw that Cao Wei was anxious, and said with a happy smile
"Weiwei, you really wronged Xiao Wu this time, why haven't you heard that the dog doesn't bite the son-in-law who came to the door for the first time?"
Cao Wei blushed when he heard this, and thought to himself that I am not a person who does not eat fireworks in the world, how could I not have heard this, but for the sake of face, I still said it head-on
"Uncle Liu, don't help him bully me anymore, I'm just going on the first blind date, if it's not the son-in-law of this family who is bitten by their dog, the girl's family in the back, is it difficult to go with a crutch? You better call now! I've been afraid of dogs since I was a child, so let's not try! ”
Wu Qiang looked at Cao Wei's extremely funny expression, and thought to himself that a seven-foot man was actually afraid of a brute, but he was afraid of quarreling with this guy, so he turned his head and said with a wicked smile
"What are dogs afraid of! If it barks at you, you just crouch down and it will just stand there and bark, not take a step forward! If you don't believe me, try it first! See if I lied to you! ”
Cao Wei heard that this guy was here again to give himself a bad idea, so he hurriedly handed over the cigarette and said helplessly
"Brother, you smoke a cigarette first! I'm here for a blind date today, not to mess with cats and dogs, dogs are born to take care of the home, where do you let me squat and not move, do you want me to be bitten to death! I don't think I've offended you! ”
Wu Qiang glanced at Cao Wei, then said with a long sigh
"Oops! Look at you, little brother, I have no grievances with you, why do I want to hurt you! Dogs look down on people, you should have heard this sentence! Because dogs look at things from different angles, when you are standing, it is enough to see that you are a little doll, but when you squat, then you become a dweller, and it is afraid that it will not dare to rush towards you, this is not me fooling you, but I read it in a book! ”
Cao Wei heard that this guy was still talking serious nonsense, and wanted to say it directly, since he said so, then you should try it first, but time was tight, so he glared at it fiercely and said
"I know that your dog looks down on people, so let me ask you, if the dog chases you, do you crouch down and wait to be bitten, or run away!"
(End of chapter)