Wu Qiang didn't think about it, he turned his head directly, and said in great surprise

"Who are you scolding here, I said a good word to you, why don't you even understand human words, and scold me in turn, may I ask you what you mean! And I'm weird, you think I'm a stone baby, and I don't know how much it hurts to be bitten by a dog! The dogs have already chased after them, don't you run quickly, do you stand there waiting to be bitten, do you think that people go out in the morning like you have no brains! ”

Liu Qi saw the two young people fighting, thinking that one was talking about a domestic dog on a leash, and the other was talking about a vicious dog that was off the leash, not on the same channel at all, and it was still possible to talk for such a long time, it was really not admirable, it was almost too lively to watch, pursed his lips and said with a faint smile

"Oops! It's really a dog-bite-dog-mouthed hair, the two of you quickly wipe the dog hair from the corners of your mouth! Wei Wei got out of the car with me, Wu Qiang, if you are not afraid of being scolded, come down and play with the black dog at the door first, wait for us to go in and finish the matter, see what the situation is, if necessary, go to the next house, if the matter is done, just send us to the street! ”

When I Wu Qiang heard the scolding, I remembered that I still had a matchmaker guy to send, who was walking towards the entrance of the street, and instantly panicked, started the car, and saw that Cao Wei was still in the car, glared at him and said with a wicked smile

"You're so calm! Look at the daughter-in-law is not active at all, sitting motionless in the car, is waiting for the girl to come out, like the groom to pick up the new daughter-in-law, around the wedding car to the left three times, the right three circles will invite you to get off the car! If that's the case, I advise you not to get out of the car, and I'll send you straight home! Don't waste Uncle Liu and my time here! ”

Cao Wei glared fiercely when he heard this, thinking that when you kid went out, he forgot to bring his brain, brother, what are I doing here, now the girls haven't seen anyone, you let me go back, so he hurriedly ran out of the car, turned around and pointed at Wu Qiang's mouth and said

"Hurry up and stop talking! Look at your mouth full of dog hair and turn black! Hurry up and pack it up! ”

After Cao Wei finished speaking, he ran to the back of the car, Wu Qiang touched the beard at the corner of his mouth angrily, pressed the horn twice angrily, stepped on the accelerator and walked away.

When Cao Wei was worried about how to get in, he didn't expect Liu Qi to come over and say a little anxiously

"Wei Wei, I forgot to explain to you just now, and if the woman asks, what kind of education level are you, you will say that it is the initial Chinese level!" Don't dare to say that you have a primary school education! ”

Cao Wei glanced at him with some confusion when he heard this, and wanted to say directly, whether they were looking for a son-in-law for their daughter or a diploma for their daughter, but if they said so, they were clearly looking for scolding, because they must not ask, but let themselves pretend to be oil workers, there are no oil production units around their hometown, what they say they are, that's what they look like, but they are obviously a primary school graduate, and now they have to pretend to be junior high school students. So he said with some concern

"Uncle, why do they care about diplomas too! But I said that I graduated from junior high school, and if people asked me for a junior high school diploma, I didn't have it! Wouldn't that be revealing! ”

Liu Qi was completely speechless when he heard this, thinking to himself that this guy looks quite bright, why is he a rolling pin who doesn't know anything about it, and he is angry and makes a circle on the spot, and he can't say anything

"Oops! You doll, I really don't know what to say about you! We're here for a blind date, not to apply, it's hard for them to see your graduation certificate on the spot, even if their family digs two scoops of brains, you say you didn't bring it, go back to get a junior high school graduation certificate, it's not as simple as one! I tell people that you are an oil worker, and when the time comes, you say that you are a primary school graduate, which oil unit will graduate from primary school! That's what it's called the real stuffing! And you remember that you didn't get in, but your relatives introduced you, and you were a temporary worker in it, but if you do a good job, you will become a regular worker in three or five years, and you don't care about the rest, I'll help you settle it! ”

Cao Wei glanced at Liu Qi in some surprise when he heard this, thinking that it is no wonder that you have so many customers, it turns out that your skills have reached the point of perfection, saying that the matchmaker actually uses a serial scheme, but at this moment, what makes him feel the most real is that if a person tells a lie, then he has to use countless lies to complete the lie, but he did not expect that he became a party, and marrying a daughter-in-law has to deceive people, thinking about it makes people feel ashamed, it is a great sadness in life.

Cao Wei thought of this and said helplessly

"Uncle, I know! What do you say, then I will do it! You can arrange everything today! ”

Liu Qi nodded proudly when he heard this, and slowly walked towards the door, but the big black dog at the door suddenly rushed towards them like he had lost his mind, Cao Wei saw this, and said with a long sigh

"Uncle, why don't we go back! Didn't Wu Qiang say just now that the dog doesn't bite the new son-in-law? Look at the way it looks now, and I can't wait to eat it! ”

Liu Qi was speechless when he heard this, and glared at him angrily, he wanted to clean up beautifully, and ask him well, the ancients said that there is Yan Ruyu in the book, and there is a golden house in the book, why is he not good at listening, but now he is competing with a dog, but he is about to enter the door, and he will pull a donkey face, even if people want to become a parent, then he is not willing, so he said a little irritably

"Oops! I really don't know what to say about you! Wu Qiang's words, you actually believe it! Although the ancients said that domestic dogs don't bite new sons-in-law, but now you haven't even entered the door, and people haven't agreed to your marriage, what kind of new son-in-law are you! If this dog doesn't bite you and me, then it won't be far from stewing and drinking rice wine! ”

As soon as the words fell, I didn't expect a man in his forties to come out of the door, and after seeing Liu Qi, he hurriedly said with a smile

"Uncle Liu, why don't you say it in advance! It's a shame that you've been waiting at the door for so long! I'm so embarrassed! ”

Hearing this, Liu Qi hurriedly stepped forward, held the man's hand and said

"Oops! Old Xue! What are you being polite to me! We are two old brothers, who is with whom! You're right! Hui Ling is not at home! ”

Xue Yang glanced at Cao Wei behind him when he heard this, took Liu Qi's hand, and said as he walked inside

"Good old man! Look what you're talking about! After telling me about it last night, I went over and told it, and it was cold like an ice cave outside! You two hurry in! I've boiled all the tea for you! ”

(End of chapter)