Cao Wei heard that Zhang Yongfa was going to help cook, and his eyes almost didn't fly out, because he was less affected by the external environment, the folk customs were still very simple, to be precise, the thinking was still very conservative and traditional, in this place, it was a very shameful thing for men to cook, in people's minds, cooking was born to be a woman's thing, so women were called people in the house, and the guests at home were not even qualified to serve the table, and men were no matter what money they had, no matter how much ability they had, as long as they had a wife, it was time to eat. Sit cross-legged on the kang, wait for the wife to finish the meal, bring it over to eat, and then the wife will bring it into the kitchen to wash the dishes, and the man will lie down on the quilt and light a cigarette and pick his teeth!

Cao Wei thought about a man cooking, this should be a very distant thing, how could it happen to his brother-in-law, he thought that his sister must be too strong on weekdays, and his brother-in-law can't afford to provoke him, so he took the initiative to help cook, but as long as he is a man, he loves face, so no matter what the reason, as long as he is here today, then he must not let his brother-in-law cook, and then in the future, who of them cooks, it is a matter for the two of them, if no one cooks, it has nothing to do with himself if he eats raw, So he grabbed Zhang Yongfa's hand and said

"Brother-in-law, you are a big man, what are you doing in the kitchen if you have nothing to do! My sister can do it alone! You don't care, let's play with the kids! ”

Zhang Yongfa glanced at it, thinking that he had finally met a person who felt sorry for him, but if he wanted his parents to be happy, he would be an official, if he wanted his wife to be happy, he would cook, if he wanted his boss to be happy, if he wanted his boss to be happy, he would be a slave, if he wanted his friends to be happy, he would be a cow and a horse, and if he wanted to be happy with his children, he would be happy with you, and today this is an opportunity to perform, if his wife is happy, the bottle of good wine can be taken out, otherwise he can only look through the glass, and his eyes have been protruding for so many years, and he must take it out and drink it today. So he pursed his lips and pointed his hand at Cao Wei's head, and then he couldn't say anything

"Boy! What are you talking about? Thanks to you for going around outside for so many years, I really don't know how you got mixed up! It has been so many years of reform and opening up, and this year is already going to hold the BJ Olympics! You say that your macho thoughts, why hasn't it changed at all! The law of the country stipulates that cooking is a woman's business, haven't you heard that women are half the sky, they can survive for half the day, and the remaining half of the sky, we men don't hold up, are the fat heads and big ears ready for the New Year! Cooking is not a truth! I don't even know what to say about you, I'll play with the baby first, I'll go over to help! ”

Cao Wei instantly froze in place, thinking that this guy was yelling all day long, he had to do housework after doing farm work at home, and he was not a machine, even if it was a machine, there was a time for maintenance and rest, but after arriving at his house today, he came directly to a big change of life, and the macho hat was buttoned up, and he was slapped for no reason, who to reason with, but as the saying goes, the guest is arranged by the host, and he will come how he comes! The provincial sister will come out, and the two of them will clean up after each other, so they don't have to eat this meal, and they can go home just by pretending to be angry!

Cao Wei thought of this and glanced at Zhang Yongfa, and said helplessly

"Good! Brother-in-law, there is nothing wrong with what you say, when I get married in the future, I will definitely learn from you! Line! Strive to be a model husband! Let's go cook! I play Tetris with dolls! ”

Zhang Yongfa heard that this guy was going to play with his son, pursed his lips and didn't say anything, just walked into the kitchen, but he didn't expect Cao Xiaoxia to stop the kitchen knife in his hand, and said with some confusion

"Are you a pig? The digestive system is so good, when did I eat at this time, I was hungry, and I ran to the kitchen to find something to eat! Hurry up and go out, my dish here is not ready yet, and I know that I will call you to serve the meal when it is ready! Don't be like a door god, standing here and affecting my mood! ”

Zhang Yongfa heard that the digestive system is good, I wanted to say that my digestive system is good, and it is not as good as your body to absorb it, you see what you are mellow, people who don't know, still think you are pregnant, but if you say so, this loser may have a knife in her hand, and her head will move, don't talk about the wine in the cabinet, I'm afraid the opportunity to take a look is gone, so I hurriedly sat down in front of the stove, and pulled the phoenix box twice, thinking about making the fire in the stove more vigorous, and instantly saw the entire kitchen soot flying, floating everywhere, When Cao Xiaoxia saw this, she hurriedly covered the tofu and cut vegetables with steamed buns, and said with sparks in her eyes

"Are you the reincarnation of a starving ghost? I've told you everything! The meal was not cooked! Let you go out and wait first! You're deaf! Still blind! Look what you've done in the kitchen! Obviously you can't burn the fire, but you pull the phoenix box hard, since you are so hungry, why don't you throw your hands in it and burn it! Get out of here! I don't want to see you again until the meal is ready! Hope you do well! Otherwise, don't blame me for being rude to you! ”

Zhang Yongfa rubbed his sour eyes, and wanted to turn around and leave directly, but in this way, the wine in the cabinet is getting farther and farther away from him, the key is that Cao Wei is at home, let him see his embarrassed appearance, God knows when he will make fun of himself, so he endured it for the sake of the wine, and still said with a hippie smile

"Oops! Look at you as a person! I saw that you couldn't be busy alone, and I was afraid that I would tire you out, so I came over to help you and reduce your burden. Since I've become a thorn in your side here, I should be able to go out! If you are angry and mistake alkaline flour for salt, and make good white flour into cornmeal, wouldn't it be too sorry for you! ”

When Cao Xiaoxia heard this shameless guy, she finally found out in her conscience, knew that she was distressed, and ran to the kitchen to help cook, and the anger in her heart disappeared in an instant, but although she blamed him, even if he was right, he must be made to admit his mistakes, because the faults of stinky men are all habitual, so he glared at him fiercely and said

"Why did you make a clean kitchen into a smoky miasma, and now it is reasonable! Since you're here to help, won't you be able to speak? Please tell me what I want you to do, is your mouth let the donkey kick, or is this broken mouth just scolding and eating! Don't you count how many pounds and taels you have? The work of burning the fire and pulling the bellows, that is also what a pig brain like you can do? I went outside to chop some firewood, but I didn't see that there was not much firewood in front of the stove, and I was angry with my eyes? ”

(End of chapter)