Zhang Yongfa's face was red and black, thinking if he was full of food and panic, nothing to toss around, was seized by this loser, blatantly insinuated and scolded, the most important thing is to greet him with a smile, is this the legendary nothing to scold, I wanted to turn around and go out, but people have already said that an IQ like himself is only suitable for chopping firewood, when he was about to go out to find an axe, he thought that his parents' firewood could be burned until the end of the year, and it was so cold that he split the firewood, so he rolled his eyes and said

"Wife! Don't be angry just yet, can you listen to me? ”

When Cao Xiaoxia heard Zhang Yongfa come in to help, the whole person fell into the honey pot, how could she still be angry, but for these men who kick their noses and faces, they must always let them know their family status, otherwise if they give a good face, they will think that they are the emperor, so they said coldly

"If you have something to say, say it! If you have a fart, let it go! Don't affect my mood for cooking! ”

Zhang Yong pursed his lips angrily, thinking that you are all day long, where do you get so much mood, what you do depends on your mood, who cares about my mood, haven't you heard that a man is a flower, and he also needs care and love, but his own man is a difficult person at best, except that it is not difficult to be scolded, it is difficult for him to do anything with Brother Monkey, but now is not the time to say this, so he still said with a smile

"Oops! Look at you, how can you say such indecent words in the kitchen holy land, I heard the older generation say that the first month can not break the firewood, the homonym of broken firewood is to break the wealth, which will affect the fortune of the year, we will not break the firewood today! Is it okay to wait for these firewood to burn in the stove and then break the wood? ”

Cao Xiaoxia glanced at it, thinking that you kid is really a talent, and he actually broke firewood and broke wealth, these two things that can't be beaten by eight poles, can be dragged together, I don't accept you now, I want him to break a branch to see what firewood can be broken, but then think about the New Year, let this guy chop firewood is indeed a little inappropriate, the most critical firewood chopped by father-in-law and mother-in-law can't be burned in a year, in case they come back from their daughter's house, knowing that they let their baby son break firewood, I'm afraid it's not a broken fortune, It should be broken, but since the words have been said, then they must be executed, otherwise it will greatly affect their prestige, so they rolled their eyes and said a little irritably

"You kid all day long, where do you get so many fallacies! It seems that today you don't chop wood! This year, our family will be able to go directly to the well-off! ”

Zhang Yongfa saw that Cao Xiaoxia was relieved, thinking that as long as you don't insist anymore, then it proves that there is still room for maneuver, so he didn't wait for her to finish, so he immediately interrupted him and said with a smile

"Oops! If we don't break the wood today, although there is no guarantee that we will get rich overnight! But if you break the wood today, you will really break the money! That's a bit of a big bet! Besides, why are you so unconfident in me! Haven't you heard that there must always be a dream, in case it comes true! ”

When Cao Xiaoxia heard that she had become rich overnight, she was so angry that she almost sprinkled salt as alkaline noodles into the dough of Zhengzi who was he, and said extremely exaggeratedly

"Whew! It seems that I have lived in vain for decades! I didn't expect there to be such a shameless person as you in the world! There must always be a dream, and if it comes true, can you still be shameless? It's not that I underestimate you, a guy with low eyes, your so-called dream, that is, to think about it in a dream, because you sleep a thousand ways at night, and get up in the morning and go the same way, so don't think about it, how to get rich overnight, or be careful which day and night suddenly die! ”

Zhang Yongfa looked at Cao Xiaoxia's annoyed and angry appearance, thinking to himself Brother Monkey, you have nothing in the dog's mouth except to ask me when I will die all day long, I really obeyed you, but even if people pour a bucket of shit on their heads today, they can only say that they have handed over shit luck, and they will definitely be lucky this year, and they can't say anything else, so they pursed their lips and said with a bad smile

"I'm sorry! I never thought about getting rich overnight, let alone dying overnight, because I just wanted to hug you overnight, and I never thought about leaving you alone in the world one day! Wife, what else can I do for you besides chopping wood? Please arrange it for the elderly! ”

Cao Xiaoxia heard that she didn't want to get rich, she just wanted to hug herself, her heart that had been sweetened, fell into the honey pot again, and thought that if you could keep pouring me with sweet words, there would not be so many bumps and bumps in life, let alone so many bad words, so she pursed her lips and pretended to be helpless

"That's it! Don't be flamboyant here, since the broken firewood will affect the family's fortune, you go outside to bring the firewood in, and invite the God of Wealth in, so it should always be okay! Or! You can not go and carry firewood! Then you continue the here now and see if you can boil the water in the pot with your! ”

Zhang Yongfa heard boiling a pot of water with nonsense, and glanced at it secretly, thinking to himself, what else do you want me to do, why don't you remove the bellows and let me burn these firewood with my mouth, but as long as I don't let myself chop firewood for the New Year, it will be an extrajudicial favor for this ruined girl, so he hurriedly said with a smile

"Obey the decree of the Queen Mother! The little ones are going to get firewood! How many are you holding? ”

Cao Xiaoxia was speechless for a moment, thinking to herself why didn't you ask me what branches I wanted, but for the sake of this kid who is still sensible today, she rolled her eyes angrily and said

"Aren't you poor and scared of all the people who moved in? Then invite the God of Wealth in! ”

Zhang Yongfa pursed his lips, thinking to himself that such a big chaidun, you let me all move in, and you can think of it too, so he pretended to be curious and said

"All of them have moved in, and I can't fit in front of the stove! Anyway, it's not far away, can't we hug it while burning? ”

Cao Xiaoxia was speechless for an instant, stomped her feet angrily, and said a little lovelessly

"The surname is Zhang! Knowing that you can't let it go, you are still here to ask, please ask if you are really stupid or fake, or are you deliberately here to find fault with me! If you dare to give me another nonsense, the fire in the stove is extinguished, and I will throw you in it as firewood! ”

Zhang Yongfa grinned, thinking that who would dare to find fault with you in the world, could it be that he was impatient, but he was afraid that this loser girl would be mad, he didn't say a word, and hurriedly went out and picked up some chopped firewood and came in, in Cao Xiaoxia's left and right scolding, the meal was finally ready, and after all the dishes were served, Zhang Yongfa saw that Cao Xiaoxia was in a good mood, so he scratched his head and said timidly

"Wife, look at the specialty dishes on this table, why don't we take out the bottle of iron box iron man wine today and give Wei Wei a line, what do you think!"

(End of chapter)