Twelve: Voyeuristic Anecdotes

After secretly watching Ling Ling trot back to the girls' dormitory, Wen Xuan began to hum a little song while walking briskly up the stairs, preparing to go back to the dormitory.

didn't take a few steps, Wen Xuan stopped suddenly, the happy expression on his face disappeared instantly, and he scolded secretly in his heart: "I'll go, I actually forgot to ask her for the number of the mobile phone and the buckle!"

But just as Wen Xuan turned around and was about to walk down, he thought again: "I still have a fart in the past, Ling Ling is estimated to have returned to the dormitory! Besides, that dormitory manager is not an easy person to deal with, if I am recognized in the past now, wouldn't I have fallen into the net?"

Wen Xuan turned around again and walked a few steps: "But it's not a big deal without her mobile phone and buttons, don't I know her major! Anyway, the opening ceremony will start tomorrow, and then I will go directly to her, won't I? That's right, it's decided!"

After making up his mind, Wen Xuan smiled again and walked back to the dormitory with brisk steps.

But as soon as he walked into the door of the dormitory, he found that the atmosphere in the dormitory was a little wrong. The five guys in his dormitory were all looking at him directly, and he was a little panicked when he saw it, and hurriedly asked, "Why are you looking at me like this?"

"What did you do just now?" it was the tall man who spoke, who was lying on the edge of the bed, looking down at Wen Xuan with a strange expression.

"Eat, what else, don't you all know that?"

"Impossible, how can it take so long to eat?" said Xiao Baimian as he lowered his head and rubbed his nails.

"I can't chew it slowly!"

After Wen Xuan said a perfunctory sentence, he walked to his desk and sat down.

Just as he was about to say something, he saw the guy in bed No. 3 walking towards him with a wicked smile, put his hand on Wen Xuan's shoulder, and said, "Dude, we were all standing outside the corridor just now to enjoy the coolness. What do you think we've all seen?"

Wen Xuan immediately knew what was going on, but he still said knowingly, "What did you see?"

"I didn't see anything, but I saw a stinky boy and a girl talking and laughing, walking under our eyelids, shoulder to shoulder!"

The guy in bed No. 4 didn't know when he hung up his mosquito net, stretched his head off his bed, and said, "Your skills in picking up girls are really good! I found a target in the time of this meal! And just now we looked at it from a distance, and I felt that the chick was not bad! Why, did you get the soak?"

"How can this be so fast! It's just that I know her name, and I haven't even gotten my mobile phone number and buckle!"

"You deserve it!" The guy in bed number six sat on the bed and laughed gloatingly, "I think you took some shit luck to get this good thing." You see, when we first went to dinner, we didn't see a single girl, so why did a girl show up when we left!

"That's it, that's it!" Xiao Baiyan put down his nail file, brushed the hair in front of his forehead with his hand, and said: "If my brother meets, not only can I get the mobile phone and buckle, maybe she will also throw herself into her arms and promise her!"

As soon as he heard Xiao Bai's face talk about "making a promise with his body", a trace of regret passed over Wen Xuan's face, and he muttered in his heart: "If Ling Ling really promised with his body, I still need to sit here and talk nonsense to you!"

Wen Xuan secretly finished chattering, then he brushed off the hand of the guy in bed No. 3, stood up, and said with a smug face: "You guys are slowly envious and jealous! Brother went to take a bath!"

But when he went to the bathing room with his clothes and bathing tools, he was blinded by the sight in front of him.

Not to mention that there is no water heater or anything like that, not even a hook to hang clothes, and only an iron-blue faucet.

"This, this is our bathroom?" Wen Xuan asked them with a look of disbelief as he pointed to the empty bathroom.

The guy with bed No. 3 closest to Wen Xuan walked over, looked into the bathroom, and said, "Yes, is there a problem?"

"Yes, how can there be no problem? There is not even a water heater in there, and there is not even a hook to hang clothes, how can I take a shower?"

The guy in bed No. 3 glanced at Wen Xuan and said, "You should be content! In the past, the bathroom room in our school was not as good as this! I heard that this dormitory building was only built this year, and we are the first batch of students to move in, and it is normal for some things not to have them!"

"That's it, that's it!" the little white face suddenly popped up and said, "We used to take a bath in the collective bathhouse, how can there be any independent bathroom!" Speaking of this, he patted the guy in bed No. 3 on the shoulder and said, "At that time, I liked to take a bath in the bathroom in the summer!"

As soon as the guy in bed No. 3 heard Xiao Bai Face mention this, he immediately pointed at Xiao Bai Face with a playful face and said, "That's right, that's right! At that time, the people in our class always liked to bring high-pressure water guns in the shower and fight with your class! At that time, you were a scumbag, and you surrendered in a few rounds!"

"What can we do, you don't know how painful your water guns can ......?"

Seeing that the two of them were talking so vigorously, the tall man couldn't help but roll out of bed, walked behind them, and interjected: "So you tried to run to the girl and peep?"

Looking at the little white face and the guy in bed No. 3 after glancing at each other, the smile and silent expression, the tall man immediately understood in his heart, and said, "As soon as I look at you, I know that you must have tried." But I'm sure you haven't done what our class used to do!"

"Tell me what you've done!"

The tall man smiled hesitantly and said, "When we were taking a shower for the girls, we threw a string of firecrackers out of the window, and scared them so much that they didn't even wear clothes, and they walked out naked, and they were moved to see us!"

The little white face looked at the crotch of the tall man with ambiguous eyes, and said, "Chicken jelly, move a yarn!"

The tall man said disapprerovingly: "You know a fart, that's our code word, which means that you feel a movement below!"

"The people in your class are really talented, and you have thought of such a method! Didn't your principal punish you?"

"Punish a fart!" said the tall man with a smug face: "He has no evidence first, and secondly, he knows who did it, so he can only criticize it without naming it at the school assembly." It's just that since then, the window has been covered with barbed wire, and firecrackers can't be thrown in!"

"If you don't add an iron net, what girl would dare to go in and take a bath!" Wen Xuan smiled.

The guy in bed No. 4 was already close to the bathroom, and when he saw that we were talking, he leaned on the edge of the bed and said, "I'll tell you one too!" When we were in the second year of high school, a substitute teacher came, and she was a female teacher with a good figure. At that time, she lived in a dormitory upstairs in the dining hall, which had no bathroom, and if she wanted to take a shower, she had to go to the student's bath room to take a shower. But on the first day, she actually went wrong and walked to the bathroom on our boy's side. As a result, when a group of us ran there to take a bath, we happened to see her wiping her body there. ”

"And then, then like this?"

As soon as she saw so many saliva boys standing at the door, she immediately squatted down in shame, and her whole body trembled, as if it were," the guy in bed four looked up, thought for a moment, and said, "like a frightened rabbit." ”

"Isn't there just one rabbit, isn't there two on her chest?" said the guy in bed No. 3 with a dirty face, "Are the two rabbits in front of her good-looking?"

"She moved so fast that she squatted down at once, and we didn't look at anything, but we saw her slippery back!" The guy in bed No. 4 gestured with both hands, and then continued: "Later, a buddy ran to the outside of the bathroom and shouted: 'Brothers, there is a beautiful woman in the boys' bathhouse!' His shout immediately attracted the boys in the whole dormitory, and surrounded the bathroom on the inside and outside of the bathroom! The teacher couldn't stay in our school and left in less than a week!"

"This is really 'a mountain and a mountain high!' You guys don't even let go of the teacher!" Wen Xuan couldn't help but sigh: "Otherwise, why don't you organize a group to take a peep!"

The little white face glanced at Wen Xuan, and said: "You tadpoles are in your brain? Now they are all independent bathrooms, how can there be any possibility of peeping! You hurry up and go to sleep, I haven't washed yet! This weather is really hot from my grandmother, and I am sweating all over!"

In the end, Wen Xuan, under the constant urging of the little white face, finished taking a bath with three times and five divisions!