Thirteenth: College is weak
That night, except for the guy who could fall asleep as soon as he lay down, the rest of the people in Wenxuan's dormitory were almost lying on the bed and moving around, unable to fall asleep for a long time.
Of course, they moved around in bed not because they were doing something dirty with their hands, nor because they didn't adapt to this unfamiliar environment, but because of a word from their boss, their counselor.
Not long ago, when Wen Xuan had just finished taking a shower and walked out of the bathroom while wiping his body, their boss came.
Their eldest was a dark-skinned, muscular young man who was not much older than Wen Xuan and the others. At that time, he was wearing a sportswear, strode into Wenxuan's dormitory, and while scanning left and right, he said with a smile: "Yo, guys, are you still used to living?"
His opening remarks almost made Wen Xuan burst out laughing. There is no other reason, just because Wen Xuan didn't know which tendon was wrong at that time, and suddenly thought of the shop junior on those costume TV series. You don't see those shopkeepers always like to shake their hands and throw the big white towel on their shoulders, and say to the guests with a smile: "Yo, is this guest officer still used to living? Did you sleep well last night? Didn't you wake up by the constipated cries of the two sons next door!"
But if you think about it, you can't say it!
So Wen Xuan had no choice but to smile and say to their boss: "It's okay to live, if you have a water heater, you will be more used to it!"
After the boss said "oh", he said, "This water heater won't be matched by the school! If you want to get hot water, go to the water room to get it!"
"Damn, no, why is there a girls' dormitory!"
As soon as Wen Xuan's words came out, he immediately made the boss frown, looked at him with a puzzled face, and asked, "How do you know that there is a water heater in the girls' dormitory!"
"Uh, that, I'm ......" Wen Xuan hesitated for a moment, and then said suddenly: "It's a friend of mine who sued me, and she said they have a water heater in their dormitory!"
"Your friend?" said the boss with a look of disbelief on his face, "When I went to inspect the girls' dormitory just now, the dormitory manager told me that someone sneaked in today pretending to be a newborn brother!
Wen Xuan's heart froze, and he was thinking about how to fool this matter over, when the tall man suddenly shouted to save his life.
"What?" I saw the tall man roll out of bed, walk behind the boss, and ask, "Boss, can you enter the girls' dormitory?"
The boss nodded affirmatively, and then said, "Why can't I go in! I'm a counselor, and I have the obligation and responsibility to go and inspect them to see how they are living and if there's anything they need......"
Before he finished his words, the guy in bed three interjected and said, "Boss, you don't need to say it, we know that you have worked hard." I don't know how many girls there are in our department, but I know you definitely haven't finished your rounds. Let's go on patrol together, and by the way, help you share the task!"
"Yes, yes, if you're in a hurry, you can take us in first, and we'll do your rounds. In the spirit of caring for our classmates, friendship and mutual assistance, we will do a good patrol!" spoke to the little white face, who had changed his clothes at some point, and was looking in the mirror, playing with his hair with a serious face.
"Alright, I've got my hair done! Boss, let's go!"
After the little white face finished speaking, he really didn't care whether the boss wanted it or not, and walked out with the tall man and the big man left and right! And the guy in bed No. 3 went to the front, as if opening the way, leading them to the girls' dormitory.
Wen Xuan looked up and found that there were only three people left in the entire dormitory now, with him and No. 4 and No. 6 beds! And the guy in No. 6 bed was actually asleep again, no wonder he didn't follow him just now.
He looked at the guy in bed No. 4 who was reading a book and asked, "Why don't you follow them?"
The guy in bed number four pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose and said, "A good businessman needs to have a vision! If I don't expect, in a few moments, they will come back from failure!"
"And what if they succeed?"
I saw that the guy in bed No. 4 immediately turned sideways and looked at Wen Xuan, and the glasses on the bridge of his nose just reflected the light into Wen Xuan's eyes, causing Wen Xuan to have to walk away a few steps.
"If they succeed tonight, I'll go to the boss myself tomorrow night and go with the two of me alone!"
After saying that, he lay back on the bed and continued to read.
However, what happened later was to tell Wen Xuan, the guy in bed No. 4 didn't have to go to the boss tomorrow, because the boss had come back about twenty minutes after leaving their dormitory! But the funniest thing is the guy in bed three, who came back with a limp on his feet.
Wen Xuan sat on the bed and asked the guy in bed No. 3 with a playful face, "What's the matter? I was so happy to see a group of beautiful women, I couldn't help it for a while, I ran too fast and fell?"
"!" Wen Xuan asked the guy in bed three, but it was the boss who answered him: "That's the one who was beaten!"
He pointed to the tall men and began to curse endlessly, "You guys are so unreasonable. It's okay to hijack the counselor and sneak into the girls' dormitory, you actually use the excuse of urgency to go into the dormitory to make it easier. It's just convenient for you, but you can't tell which is the bathroom and which is the toilet, so you run to push the bathroom door. That girl is really, she doesn't lock the door, and all her slick body is seen by you! I don't know if you did it on purpose. The most hateful thing is that you actually blocked my view and didn't see it! Now it's okay, I was beaten up by them! However, they just beat you, why did they even beat me together, and got the dormitory manager aunt to say that I was a bad teacher and disrupted the normal order of the dormitory. She also said that she had to report to the principal that she wouldn't let me in in the future, so what would I think of my sister in the future. Oh, no, ......" he quickly changed his words: "It's to learn about the study and life of female classmates." If it weren't for the fact that I had to talk about it later, I would have gotten rid of that dormitory manager, or we would all have gone to the principal's office for coffee tonight!"
After the boss breathed a sigh of relief, he sat down on the chair with the little white face and continued: "Your shame is small, but my shame is big. I can't just leave this matter at that, I'm going to punish you. After the opening ceremony tomorrow, each of you will run 3,000 kilometers for me to go back to the dormitory!"
As soon as Wen Xuan heard this, he immediately laughed out loud on the bed.
It's good that he doesn't laugh out this smile, but when he laughs, he is also targeted by the boss.
"And you, you have to go too!"
Wen Xuan immediately protested: "Why do I want it too, I didn't go!"
"You didn't go, but just after reading the description of the dormitory manager and their report later, I knew that you were the guy who stole into the girls' dormitory at noon!
"Boss, you're too impersonal!"
"It's not that I'm impersonal, it's that you're too unkind! I'm telling you now as a passer-by, that the current universities are impersonal. Those tutors patted their butts and left as soon as they finished the lecture, and the only people you can rely on are your future class leader, and me sitting in front of you now, and a few people in your dormitory. ”
It was his words that prompted the first dormitory night talk in Wenxuan's dormitory!