In fact, this university can be regarded as a condensed version of the feudal empire, the principal is the emperor in this empire, and the entire teaching system is an unscrupulous imperial court. And so on, the vice principal is the prime minister, and the directors of each department are similar to the Shangshu in the system of three provinces and six ministries, and the most basic counselor is undoubtedly a local official!

As for the opening ceremony, to put it bluntly, it was a people-friendly activity in the feudal era, and its main purpose was to let those newly admitted students see what the principal looked like, so that when they saw him in the academy in the future, they would either quickly turn their heads and avoid it, or pretend to study hard and shout at him every day: "Hello principal, principal has worked hard, goodbye principal!"

And the following students are more categorized, there are not only TV that only watches news broadcasts, newspapers only read the People's Daily, and are outstanding teenagers who want to enter the court as officials, but also ordinary people who are muddy and nightmare, just for a paper certificate, and there are even more heroes who want to make some waves in the rivers and lakes of this empire, and Wenxuan They are undoubtedly this kind of characters!

In fact, for a chivalrous man like Wen Xuan, it doesn't matter what the high-ranking principal looks like. In their opinion, whether the local officials, that is, their bosses, look good today, this is the most important thing.

But unfortunately, their boss's face doesn't seem to be very good today.

I saw him standing on the edge of the playground with an angry face, looking at all the members of Balingzhai who had come belatedly with angry eyes.

This anger is a good thing for the warriors in World of Warcraft, as it allows them to use more skills. But for their enemies, it was a nightmare, because it could turn that hostile warrior into a meat grinder.

There is no doubt that the fact that all the members of Balingzhai are late has turned their boss into a meat grinder, and as soon as he comes up, he casts a group roar on all the members of Balingzhai.

"You guys are so unseemly, last night and now. Before I left last night, I didn't tell you a thousand times, but today's opening ceremony is very important, so you must be on time. ”

As soon as the boss said this, he raised his hand, looked at his watch, and continued to shout: "I told you to gather in the playground at half past eight last night, what time is it now? It is nine o'clock, and you come slowly." I was late for the first day, what kind of system did it become......"

The six masters of Baling Village spent a full ten minutes under the reprimand of their boss, and it was these ten minutes that made them suddenly become well-known figures in this session from a few unknown guys that morning, after all, a few of them were scolded by their boss in front of everyone, and they didn't dare to let go of a fart. So in the future, if someone asks you, "Hey, do you recognize those guys in Balingzhai?" If you say you don't know them, they will definitely say with a smile on their faces: "Haha, you don't know this, they are the guys who were scolded by the counselor of the information department on the day of the opening ceremony!"

"Today's matter, I can't forget about it, I decided to punish you, after the opening ceremony is over, each of you will run a thousand meters for me before going to eat!"

"Wouldn't it, another kilometer?" Wen Xuan immediately protested.

"What's the matter, it's too little, it's two kilometers?"

Just when Wen Xuan was about to refute, the four masters of the White Warrior pulled the corner of Wen Xuan's clothes and said in a low voice: "The first law of marketing is: when your customers are angry, don't refute any of his statements, because this is all in vain, what we need is to remain silent and wait for the opportunity!"

"Okay, a kilometer is a kilometer!"

"Count yourself smart, go in and find your class and stand up for me!"

On the way to Wenxuan's walk into the playground to look for their class, Anyu, the second parent, gently pulled Wenxuan's clothes and asked in a low voice, "Hey, ghost, do you feel as if they are looking at us?"

Wen Xuan angrily glanced at Anyu, the second parent, and said, "It's not that it seems, but they're looking at us at all!"

After hearing this, the second parent, An Yu, immediately said with a panicked face: "It's over, did they find that such a handsome guy as me was actually wearing such an ugly dress, and they deliberately looked at it and despised me in their hearts?"

"Whether they have any disdain for you, I don't know. I only know that I despise you in my heart, if it weren't for you, I wouldn't have run four thousand meters!"

Seeing this, the white warrior of the fourth master hurriedly came forward to relieve the siege and said: "Okay, okay, isn't it just four thousand meters! I'll help you solve this problem!"

The third master Saicao Liu looked at the white warrior of the fourth master with a disdainful face and said: "You girl, you shouldn't sue us, you plan to help us finish the run at the price of ten meters and one dollar! If you plan to do so, then okay, I'll give you this money, and you can finish the run for me! I don't believe it, you still have the strength to ask me for money after you finish my four thousand meters plus your own one thousand meters!"

The fourth master of the white warrior waved his hand and said: "The second rule of this marketing law is to be strict and flexible! The boss didn't say that you should run 4,000 meters, then you will run 4,000 'meters'!"

After the sixth master showed his middle finger at him in his dream, he said, "Didn't you say it in vain?"

The white warrior of the fourth master stretched out his hand, slapped the middle finger of the fairy in the dream of the sixth master, and said: "You know a fart, this 'rice' is not the other 'rice'." When I say rice, I mean the 'rice' of 'rice', not the 'rice' of length. The boss just told you to run 4,000 meters, but he didn't specifically explain whether this 'meter' is a 'meter' of the international standard, or another unit of length that is not a unified standard!"

His words suddenly blinded the six masters in their dreams. I saw that after scratching his head in the dream of the sixth master, he asked with a confused face: "You can make it clear, my head is not good, I don't know what you are talking about?"

The four masters of the white warrior smiled, looked at Wen Xuan, and said to Wen Xuan and them with a proud face: "The boss told you to run four thousand meters, then you will run four thousand 'meters', that is, the length of four thousand rices together! How long is this rice, even if it is one centimeter, the four thousand meters are only forty meters, and they will be finished in one moment." With that, he burst out laughing, as if he was quite proud that he could come up with such attention.

But Wen Xuan couldn't laugh!

He was full of joy and thought that the four masters of the White Warrior would come up with a good idea for them, but he didn't expect it to be such a bad idea, and immediately said: "I'll go for it, I thought you came up with some good idea, it turned out to be such a bad idea." If you are stupid to be the boss, will you be fooled like this?"

"If the boss isn't here, can we do this?"

"you, if the boss wasn't there, would we really be stupid enough to run these four thousand meters? It seems that relying on others is still unreliable, I'd better think of my own ideas, be reliable!"