The opening ceremony was held on the morning of their second day of school.

It was a beautiful morning, sunny and not scorching.

But that's not the point, the point is that all the members of Balingzhai were late that morning.

It wasn't because they were late in the discussion the night before, and they were collectively late. In fact, all the members of Balingzhai got up early that morning. This problem lies in the aesthetics of our dear, dear, and lovely second patriarch An Yu's eldest son.

That morning, the eldest son of the second head of the family, An Yu, finally got up from the bed lazily under the indiscriminate bombardment of others. But when he saw the camouflage uniforms that Wen Xuan was wearing, the sleepiness that had been haunting him since he woke up disappeared instantly, and was replaced by a kind of consternation.

I saw him look at them in astonishment and say, "Why are you all dressed like that?"

The third master, Sai Caoliu, looked down at the camouflage uniform on his body and said, "What's the matter, we didn't wear reverse clothes, right?"

The second parent, An Yu, rolled out of bed in three steps, pulled the camouflage uniform on the third boss's Saicao pomegranate and said, "I'm not saying that you are wearing reverse clothes, I mean why are you all wearing such clothes?"

Wen Xuan walked over and said, "Didn't you hear the boss last night say that he would go directly to military training after the opening ceremony?"

"Damn, no! I just remember that after the opening ceremony, we had to run three thousand meters! Also," Anyu, the second parent, took a step back, pointed up and down at the clothes of the third leader, and said with a look of disgust: "Look at it, this dress is as ugly as it gets." For a person of good taste like me, if others knew that I was wearing such clothes, I would not be ashamed to go home!"

After hearing this, Wen Xuan began to look at the camouflage uniform on his body. In fact, in Wenxuan's heart, although this camouflage uniform is really ugly, it is not to the point of losing face and losing face.

Wen Xuan said: "The clothes for military training are like this, you will just take a break! Isn't it just three days, it will be over soon!"

"What do you mean it's gone by quickly, don't say it's been three days, even if it's three seconds, I don't want to wear it!" Look at you," Anyu, the second head of the family, stretched out his finger, pointed at Wen Xuan's feet, and said, "Your thighs full of foot hair are exposed, how disgusting is this!"

Wen Xuan lowered his head again and looked at his legs, and sure enough, as the second head of the family, An Yu said, under the military training pants, which were no different from the little hot pants, his two calves covered with black lacquer foot hair were clearly exposed.

He raised his head slightly and looked at the legs of several other masters, but found that because the big boss was in a hurry to play too much basketball, his legs had already become bronze, and he really couldn't see if there was any foot hair if he didn't look carefully, and the three masters Saicao Pomegranate and the six masters didn't even have a single foot hair, as for the white warrior of the four masters, the guy was already black, and his legs were like that with or without foot hair, so the entire Baling Village was his own legs were relatively individual.

Wen Xuan immediately raised his head and pretended to be proud: "This is called masculine, do you understand!"

"Masculinity?" The second head of the family, An Yu, smiled hesitantly and said, "Then did your masculinity play a role, did you get a girl because of this before?"

Wen Xuan thought about it, shook his head, and said, "It doesn't seem like there is!"

"Isn't that right!" Anyu, the second head of the family, patted the chest of the third head of the horse and asked, "Tell me how many girlfriends you have before?"

The three masters stretched out three fingers quite proudly, shook them in front of Wen Xuan, and said proudly: "No more, no less, just one in one school year!"

Second, when the parent An Yu turned around, rummaging through things in his duffel bag, he said decently: "This pickle girl is a technology, and the first condition of this technology is image, a good image is more lethal than any sweet words." That's the main reason why those handsome guys always run to the girls!

I saw him take out a razor from the duffel bag and hand it to Wen Xuan, saying, "This is for you, you go to the toilet and shave your foot hair by yourself!"

Wen Xuan didn't take his razor, but instead asked with suspicion on his face, "Is your words reliable?"

"Believe it or not, I believe it anyway! I've always held myself to that standard. If you don't shave, don't stand with us later, so as not to lower the overall image of our Baling Village!" After speaking, he also deliberately said to the third master: "Third child, do you think that the girl who walked side by side with him last night, if she sees Ah Ghost and his moldy thighs, do you think she will immediately throw herself into my arms?"

"Okay, you don't have to say it!" Before the third master replied, Wen Xuan immediately said with a resolute face: "For the sake of the overall appearance of our Baling Village, for the external image of our Baling Village, and for the future development of our Baling Village, I decided to shave my foot hair." What a big deal, isn't it just a few thousand foot hairs!"

After that, Wen Xuan took the razor from the hand of Anyu, the second head of the family, without hesitation, picked up the stool, and walked into the bathroom without looking back.

The second head of the family, An Yu, waved his hand at Wen Xuan's back with a smug face, and said with a smile: "Ah ghost, shave well! I am optimistic about you, that girl must be yours! And the razor does not need to be returned to me, you can keep it for yourself and shave it later!" After finishing speaking, he also patted the shoulder of the white warrior of the fourth master, and said: "Xiaobai, do you have a high-end razor there?" Money is not a problem, you can get it if you ask for a ghost!"

Wen Xuan shaved this foot hair for almost twenty minutes, and he didn't even walk out of the bathroom until the foot was slippery to the touch.

But when he walked out of the bathroom, he found that Anyu, the second head of the family, hadn't put on the military training uniform until now.

Wen Xuan walked behind Anyu, the second head of the family, and said, "Wear it, we all wear it like this." ”

"I'm not going," Anyu, the second head of the family, quickly climbed to put it on, and said with his head covered: "You just tell the boss that I was injured by that group of evil women last night, and I can't go!"

"Then I'll explain to you first, the boss said yesterday, if any of the people in the dormitory don't arrive, he will go directly to the dormitory and find it!

Second, when the parent An Yu stretched his head out from under the quilt, he said with a painful face: "That's not good, I can't pass my own level! ”

The big boss hurriedly walked to the side of the bed, stretched out his hand and stroked the head of the second head of the family, An Yu, and said, "Obediently, put on your clothes obediently, and my brother will invite you to eat sugar later!"

"Don't touch my hair!" The second head of the family, An Yu, slapped off the hand of the big boss and sat up, and said while playing with his hair: "My hair was just done, if you mess it up, how can I go out to meet people!"

"You, if you don't put on your military training uniform, I will not only touch your hair, but I will also strip your clothes and touch your body. You girl, whether you can wear it or not, I'll help you wear it. The third, fourth, fifth, and sixth masters are ready to wait for our second masters to change their clothes!"

Finally, under the roar of the domineering side leakage of the big boss's eager vanguard, the second head of the family, An Yu, succumbed.

At that moment, Wen Xuan suddenly understood a truth: only violence is the fastest way to solve the problem!