Qiao Shuya has always felt that the world is very fucked.

For example, the woman who was big-breasted and brainless to mock him just now, and even if he was in the mercenary union, a person would suddenly jump out and mock him, saying: "Where did Xiao Qisan come from, is this a place where you can come?" ”

Of course, the person who said this had already been raised by Qiao Shuya, a family of three, and Qiao Shuya added three layers of passivity.

What made Qiao Shuya uncontrollable the most was that the woman scolded Qiao Shuya, saying that Qiao Shuya was a cowardly waste, and then ran back to the rear headquarters and asked Qiao Shuya to go to the front.

Horse-stepper, Joker, you and the creatures you make are really annoying!

Qiao Shuya looked at the demons under the city, but in his small notebook, he had already decided to give the woman's information to the Assassin Brotherhood next time.

On the battlefield, at this time, the aliens had already launched a broadside battle with the mercenaries and the city guards, but Qiao Shuya could only describe it like this, and those city guards threw down the guns in their hands one by one, and began to draw their knives to cut the alien demons......

It's like the kind of embarkation battle in medieval naval battles.

"Roar!" In the distance, a loud roar suddenly sounded, making all the bad demons seem to go crazy.

"Not good! It's the Bad Demon King! I don't know whose voice it is.

Qiao Shuya looked not far away, where there was actually a slender, sturdy demon like a giant bear sitting on top of the eight-lift sedan chair.

And with the roar of the Bad Demon King, all the Bad Devils went berserk.

"Commander, where has the commander gone?" The people of the Kaolin Flower Mercenary Group called out in despair.

But the figure of the elven knight did not appear.

"Alas......" Qiao Shuya crossed everyone in an instant, took off the inconvenient clothes on his body that were originally like deacon clothes, and revealed a close-fitting vest.

"Wizard!" Someone seemed to recognize Qiao Shuya and yelled.

"I'll go fend off the Bad Demon King for a moment." Qiao Shuya said, and rushed over in an instant.

The other bad demons along the way were washed away by him, and Qiao Shuya didn't care about the passive growth that kept popping up, but rushed in front of the bad demon king.

This alien demon has actually reached the level of S rank, and even began to approach the strength of the alien demon lord, it is difficult to imagine that the weakest and inferior demon can actually evolve to such a level.

Seeing Qiao Shuya, the bad demon king took off the fur on his body, and instead picked up his mace and looked at Qiao Shuya excitedly.

The battle was about to break out, and Qiao Shuya did not turn on the additional damage this time, but simply fought with ordinary fists.

As a result, there was such a situation on the battlefield here, the bad demon king hit Qiao Shuya and didn't even count as scraping, and every time the mace attacked, it seemed to hit the King Kong, and it didn't move at all.

And Qiao Shuya also began to act, and in this kind of battle that was not a second kill, Qiao Shuya had a feeling of bloody battle for a long time.

"Wizards...... The wizards actually dragged down the bad demon king, and they were even able to remain undefeated! In the distance, the women of the Kaolin Flower Mercenary Group looked at the battlefield over there, and they were all shocked to the extreme.

Some people were even stunned and almost attacked by the bad devils.

"Wizard, is it so strong? Maybe even close to the regimental commander. ”

They watched the battle on Qiao Shuya's side, only the endless surging remained, and they all began to have confidence when they were originally ready to escape.

And the more Qiao Shuya fights, the more hearty he feels, without opening the attached injury, he is now a super fast, invincible defense, but there is no big attack power at all.

But in this way, he can devote himself to fighting, and even use this to further grow and optimize his cosmic boxing technique.

After a long battle, the Bad Demon King held on to his mace and gasped, and he had already retreated.

What's the situation with the hanging man on the other side? Why is it so hard! I didn't break the defense.,I can't break the defense at all.,I can't play at all.,This is open, right?

Even his speed, which can explode a sonic boom with every punch, is really impossible to defeat, and he can't win at all.

In this short fight, it even took tens of thousands of punches, and its whole body was already in tatters.

"Roar!"

A short roar came from its mouth, and all the bad demons began to retreat, and Hashia knew that the king wanted to retreat.

He won't let go of these walking layers, and is ready to chase them out, and kill all of them when there is no one.

And the Bad Demon King gathered energy on his body, and golden light appeared on the mace in his hand, as if he was about to use a spell.

It was only at this time that a blue flame finally ignited on Qiao Shuya's fist, and the warm-up time was over.

He stared at the Bad Demon King, who was already like a candle in the wind, ready to strike the final blow.

The mace of the Bad Demon King slammed into the ground, and in an instant, countless earth thorns erupted from the entire earth and rushed straight towards Qiao Shuya, and after this blow was released, it almost lost its combat effectiveness, and the Bad Demon King also made the final blow to force Qiao Shuya back.

The corners of Qiao Shuya's mouth curled, and he stepped forward, ready to wrap up......

"Drink!" Suddenly, the sound of a loud cry sounded, and Qiao Shuya saw the unicorn falling from the sky as if it had turned into a cruising javelin and crossed Qiao Shuya, and pierced through the Bad Demon King with lightning speed, and the long sword pierced through his heart, provoking it up, as if the spear had turned into a banner with corpses hanging on it.

"Long live the regimental commander!"

"The regimental commander is invincible!"

"The head of the regiment is the best in the world!"

There were endless cheers from the mercenary group, and the person who suddenly rushed out was the leader of Yufe galloping unicorns, and at this time she was holding the corpse of the Bad Demon King in her hands, looking at the fleeing Bad Devil, like a triumphant general.

Qiao Shuya: "??? ”

Qiao Shuya, who was burning a blue fire next to him, was messy in the wind.

Silk blood grabs people's heads, and at first glance, DPS Qiao Shuya accounts for 99.9%, and this regiment leader accounts for 0.1%......

His expression gradually began to distort.

At this time, all the people of the Kaolin Flower Mercenary Group gathered around Captain Yufe, cheers and cheers one after another, and Qiao Shuya was empty.

Seeing the cheers of so many people, Head Yuffie looked at the Bad Demon King in a bit of a daze, why is this S-level demon so weak?

"Did I really defeat the Bad Demon King? Did I really manage to kill S-class aliens? She seemed incredulous and asked the members around her.

In the mercenary union, if someone can kill S-class aliens, they will be promoted to "heroic" mercenaries, and they are also the highest honor mercenaries.

"Yes, Commander, you did it, you are our big hero."

"Leader, you killed the S-class demon with your own hands, and you are still the best of the S-level of the Bad Demon King, you are the real hero!"

"Yes, yes, it's good that you arrived in time, Commander, otherwise the wizard would have died, and we would have paid a terrible price. You say yes, Wizard. Those members who were patting the horses one by one also asked Qiao Shuya, whose fists were burning with blue fire at this time, and looked confused.

"Huh?" Qiao Shuya's face distorted even more, "Yes, you won......"

"I'm really, have I already achieved the level of killing the S-class in seconds......" Captain Yuffie greeted everyone's compliments and cheers, she looked at the corpse on the spear, and smiled confidently.

Originally, today's mercenary group was going to go to the slums to try to make another wave, but the siege of the alien demons put this plan on hold for the time being, at least until the end of the happiness of this gang.

Only Qiao Shuya is unhappy.

It's like you worked so hard to crush the big dragon to the point of blood, and suddenly someone K, and that person also said that he could kill the big dragon alone.

Grass!

The battlefield began to be cleaned outside the city, and Qiao Shuya sat silently on the ground, as if a universe began to rotate in his head, and he finally got up and saw the head of Yuffie who was thinking about it in the distance.

"Commander, go back to the city." Qiao Shuya said casually.

"Huh? Wizard, why are you still here? Captain Yuffie seemed to look at Qiao Shuya in surprise and tilted his head.

Qiao Shuya: "??? ”

……

In the camp of the mercenary group, everyone was elated.

Captain Yuffie was also very happy, pointed at Qiao Shuya and said, "Today, I decided to let this wizard become the military advisor of our mercenary group, do you think it's okay?" ”

As she spoke, she also patted Qiao Shuya on the shoulder, completely ignoring Qiao Shuya's gritted teeth at this time.

"Commander, please wait a minute, is he our teammate?" The woman in the long skirt instantly replied, and the originally lively atmosphere became cold in an instant.

Captain Yufi's face was dark, and she looked at the deputy leader, in addition to her, there were also three deputy leaders in the entire mercenary group.

The woman in the gothic dress was none other than the third deputy head of the regiment, named Valda, who had previously pointed a sword at the bridge with a sword on the city walls.

"The wizard stopped the Bad Demon King alone today, and also came up with a very valuable strategy, why can't you?" Captain Yufe's face was a little displeased.

"I'm not going to agree with this guy of unknown origin, huh." She turned her head indifferently, pointed at Qiao Shuya, and said, "Waste, I suspect you are suspicious, where are you born?" Answer me! ”

Qiao Shuya: "......"

He took a long breath, suppressed the anger in his heart, and said very unceremoniously: "Mother gave birth." ”

The original cold atmosphere was broken in an instant, and many people forced themselves to laugh, but they still laughed.

"Wizards really have a sense of humor." Captain Yuffie also smiled, and he could be regarded as exposing this matter like this.

……

"Deputy Head Valda went to the beer hall to get drunk, and now she is giving a speech in the beer hall, come quickly." Qiao Shuya sent the news to the other inner ghosts.

Soon after, Qiao Shuya outside the beer hall seemed to hear the sound of two shotguns coming from inside.

The corners of Qiao Shuya's mouth curled, he really had a good temper, he was really not angry.

So, is her Nine Clans really wholesale? How dare you speak like that?

Now, be open-minded!

Hashia silently returned to the camp without attracting anyone's attention.

In the Assassin Brotherhood, at least he learned from infiltrating the Assassins, and now he is barely a master assassin.

And shortly after falling asleep, there was a knock on Qiao Shuya's door.

He reluctantly opened the door and saw that it was Captain Yuffie outside the door, at this time this elf was dressed coolly, his chest was magnificent, and the waistcoat line on his abdomen was clearly visible, as if this dress was full of courtship.

Qiao Shuya: "......"

"Wizard, let's talk alone, Valda doesn't actually mean anything, don't be angry with her......" The elven leader explained, one hand still pinching a little bit of his hair, I don't know if I was embarrassed or what.

"It's okay, I'm not angry......" Qiao Shuya is really not angry, why should he be angry with a dead person?

"Let's come in and talk." She said as if she was asking for Qiao Shuya's permission, but came in on her own.

"Wizard, in fact, I'm tired for a long time, and I really want to put down the affairs of the mercenary group." Captain Yuffie came in and sat on Qiao Shuya's bed, looking at Qiao Shuya's eyes, she felt that Qiao Shuya's pupils seemed to be hiding a lion, as if waiting to be awakened.

"Oh."

"I also thought about my future, it's easier to become the wife of the head of the regiment, the pressure of being the head of the regiment is too much, I can't hold on a little anymore." She smiled, ruffled the ends of her hair, and looked at Qiao Shuya with attentive and expectant eyes.

"Oh, come on, then." Qiao Shuya was perfunctory.

Head Yufe: "......"

She seemed to be a little angry, looked at the moonlight, and said, "Wizard, have you ever thought about bearing a greater burden?" ”

"Nope."

"Smack!" Captain Yuffie seemed to finally couldn't help it, and a hand knife hit Qiao Shuya on the forehead, but it didn't use much force.

"You really are! I'm convinced, it seems that I have to tell you that the rules of the mercenary group, subordinates can't contradict the leader! She seemed very upset, and her chest trembled.

"I didn't."

"Don't contradict the regimental leader!" She continued to slash with a knife that was neither light nor heavy.

And Qiao Shuya sat here calmly.

"Forget it, get ready tomorrow, the poison gas bomb we ordered has arrived, let's go to the slums tomorrow to hunt those polluters with some demonic blood, just drop the gas bomb, bang, it's a hundred." She said to Qiao Shuya with a smile, her smile was like a flower, and her cool chest was turbulent.

And Qiao Shuya's face was very cold, perhaps, the family was about to end.

……

On the second day, the entire mercenary group was ready to go, and Qiao Shuya changed into a tuxedo and put on a mask today, but the mask only covered his mouth and exposed his nose.

"Commander, the car is ready." Qiao Shuya said to the head of Yufe.

"Well, Wizard, or are you going to be my driver yourself?" The head of the regiment seemed a little pleased.

"Hmm......" Qiao Shuya not only opened the car door for her personally, but also applauded her when she won the title of "Heroic Mercenary" before.

Captain Yuffie sat in the car, and it was just her and Qiao Shuya in the car, and for some reason, she felt her heart beat faster, and her mind began to think crankily.

Oops, what should a child be named? Am I better on top or below at night?

In the midst of her blind thoughts, Qiao Shuya stopped the car.

Captain Yuffie broke away from his illusion and looked around, this was the outskirts of the slums, a very desolate and abandoned place.

"It's so quiet here, and there's no sign of the polluters." Head Yuffie seemed to want to find a topic to talk to, he said.

"Hmm." Qiao Shuya responded.

Suddenly, a black limousine drifted to a halt, and in the stunned expression of Captain Yufe, dozens of black holes pointed at her.

"Wizard, you!" Captain Yuffie instantly understood, and his face turned pale.

"I'm sorry, Captain, I'm undercover." The corners of Qiao Shuya's mouth curled, and then, adding, "I forgot to tell you that in my hometown, the meaning of wizard is 'assassin'!" ”

The head of the regiment was completely stunned, his eyes showed disbelief in his eyes, and he said, "No, no, you have been ...... Have you been lying to me all along! ”

"Hee-hee!"

(End of chapter)