Chapter 276: Ah Qiao, do you want a wife?

"Bang bang bang!"

Dozens of gun barrels in the black limousine erupted in unison, and the whole world seemed to be left with endless gunfire at this time.

This beautiful elven female knight instantly burst out with a large amount of blood, she collapsed in a pool of blood, roared, and pulled out her pistol to fight back, the bullet of the pistol seemed to have injured an assassin.

After the Assassins' magazines were emptied, they instantly drove away in a black limousine, drifting with a large amount of dust.

The bullets on this Yuffie Captain may be heavier than her blood, and it is impossible to survive, and besides, there is also a bridge Shuya here.

Looking at this woman who fell in a pool of blood, this woman who threw an olive branch to herself several times, and could even be regarded as "seducing" herself, Qiao Shuya didn't have any expression, and a blue fire ignited on her fist and came to her side.

"Wizards...... Why...... Why did you betray me...... Clearly...... I've never done anything bad...... Obviously, I have decided to ...... with you" She was covered in blood at this time, and blood holes of all sizes were all over her body, but she was still staring at Qiao Shuya.

"Haven't done anything bad?" Qiao Shuya couldn't fix it, he looked in the direction of the slums, and finally said, "I'm too lazy to explain to you, people like you don't deserve to listen." ”

He raised his flaming fist and condescended.

The unicorn's roar sounded instantly, and Qiao Shuya dodged for a moment, and the whole earth shattered where he was standing just now, and the unicorn looked at Qiao Shuya with hatred, his eyes full of anger.

However, it did not attack after forcing back Hashia, but humped the already bloodied Captain Yuffie as fast as it could.

"Wizard!"

At this time, the moment Yuffie came into contact with the unicorn, she roared angrily, and actually fused with the unicorn, her lower body fused with the unicorn's neck, and in a very short period of time, a person and a unicorn were completely fused.

What appeared in front of Qiao Shuya was a beautiful centaur girl, and the blood hole on her body was still flowing with blood, but at this time, even she had a look of extreme doubt on her face.

Why, I turned into this monster......

She watched in horror as the lower half of her body was completely unicorn's body, and she could even drive it as easily as if she was in control of her own body.

Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Why did you turn into a monster!

She screamed in terror, a terrible scream that resounded through the otherwise quiet streets.

Qiao Shuya smiled and said: "Oh, it's not so much a centaur girl, I see you, it's more like a human fused with trampling demons, maybe, you were originally a trampling demon, or maybe you are the real polluter, but you treat yourself as a human being, right?" ”

Sure enough, he guessed correctly.

"No, it's not like that, it's fake! It's all fake! I can't be a polluter, no way! No way! Absolutely impossible! She screamed in horror, looking at her completely alienated body, and her whole body went crazy.

She understood, and gradually understood everything, why Qiao Shuya would never accept her, because she ......

She looked at the slums, her face full of despair distorted, it turned out that these people who shouted to slaughter the polluters were the real polluters!

"Greetings to the Brotherhood, Captain!"

The fist whistled, and the tiles of the surrounding buildings were blown off, and Qiao Shuya withdrew his hand, ignoring the corpse that only left the unicorn's torso.

"Wow, the number of floors is +15, the current number of floors is 9678......"

Qiao Shuya looked in the direction of the distance, where the Kaolin Flower Mercenary Group had ordered a few poison gas bombs, but Qiao Shuya had touched the gas bombs with his own passivity beforehand.

The mercenary group will launch this kind of thing from a long distance, or use RPG to fire, so the bridge is set up that the gas bomb will not be fired, but will detonate instantly on the spot when activated.

Perhaps, it is almost time now.

That gas bomb has been touched by Qiao Shuya's hand!

He looked in the direction of the mercenary group in the distance, turned his back to the mercenary group, grinned at the corners of his mouth, and said softly: "Collapse!" ”

"Boom!"

The explosion was heard in the distance, and a thick yellow smoke rose, but soon the yellow smoke was blocked by the Holy Light within a certain range.

The shockwave arrived at Hashishua's position in a very short time, and Hashishua did not look back at all, he pretended to play the violin and left with a smile.

The shock wave blew the trench coat and lifted the garbage around it, which was the most beautiful music Qiao Shuya had heard these days.

The Flower of Old Age mercenary group is almost wiped out.

They were in agony in the poisonous gas, stuck around their necks.

The next person to die is you!

……

Assassin Brotherhood, underground base.

"Hee-hee, hahahaha. I originally thought that you would have to explore the world before my energy would recover, but I didn't expect you to work so hard and I never expected it. I'm halfway back to energy now. The demon clown appeared in front of Qiao Shuya and said.

It was smiling from ear to ear, and even rolled in mid-air.

"Le, so happy, hee-hee, that stupid woman believes it, she actually believes you all along, hehe-hee." The clown laughed, and seemed to be twitching all over his body with laughter.

After laughing for about ten minutes, it returned to normal and said, "Do you want to go back?" I'm half recovered, I like your work very much, you're a fucking genius, or the two of us dominate the world, you're in charge of the whole life and I'm in charge of dominating. ”

"How long will it be before I get back?" Qiao Shuya asked.

"Who knows." The clown spread his hands, "Anyway, I'll send you back, and I guess I won't have much energy." ”

"Then I'll stay for now." Qiao Shuya said, he may have already guessed a little about this world.

He had been living in this world for ten days, but only now had he confirmed one thing.

The temperature and weather in this world are constant.

Yesterday's 12 o'clock at noon and today's 12 o'clock at noon, the temperature is exactly the same, that is, at the same time every day, all the temperatures are the same.

It was only because there was a rain on the fourth day of Qiao Shuya's arrival, and it was the only abnormal day, so Qiao Shuya did not notice the abnormal weather and temperature at that time.

But these days, no matter how sluggish he is, he feels that the weather in this world seems to be a fixed program, rigid to the extreme.

No wonder the Assassins said, "This world is false." ”

"Hee-hee, whatever you want." Joker smiled and returned to Hashiya's body.

Qiao Shuya sighed, there was another reason for him to stay, before because he didn't know who was the enemy and who was the friend, but now, he also gradually came to his senses.

……

In the Assassin Brotherhood, Hashia was given a few days off.

And just when he began to be a little unable to stay, someone came from outside the door, saying, "Mr. Qiao, the president invites you to afternoon tea." ”

"Oh." Qiao Shuya suddenly got up and followed the man to the president's office.

The whereabouts of the leader of the Assassin Brotherhood are very hidden, even some high-ranking or veteran assassins do not know the traces of the president and who the president is, but every time when the Assassin Brotherhood is about to have problems, that person will turn the tide.

He was blindfolded and even put on earplugs, the only way to make sure he didn't know what the hell was here.

I don't know how long I walked underground, I don't know how many detours he took, and he was finally unblindfolded.

"Let's go, there's the president's underground office in front of you."

After saying that, the man who led the way also left.

Qiao Shuya felt that these people were indeed very professional, and he began to guess who the president was.

Uncle Li's clone? The replica of the Hundred Ninja President? Or the President of the General Assembly?

He began to have a strong curiosity, came to this gate, knocked on the door, and said: "Codename: Wizard, real name Qiao Shuya." ”

"Please come in." A girl's voice came from inside the door.

After entering the door, I found a girl wearing a fox mask and wearing a kimono, and she began to gradually move from the ground to the ground with Hashishua, and her vision gradually became clearer.

"Da ......"

The bamboo tube filled with water in the courtyard lost its balance and fell on top of the waterway, and then hit the stone under the impact of the water, making a Zen sound in this quiet courtyard.

But seeing the layout of this courtyard, Qiao Shuya was instantly stunned.

Familiar...... Too familiar......

Because the layout of this courtyard is the layout of Qiao Shuya's home "Weining Office", although many places are different, but the overall pattern and layout, Qiao Shuya suddenly has a very familiar illusion.

He couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva, and at this time, he had a very terrible thought.

President, could it be...... The replicant whose adoptive mother is restless......

Thinking of this, Qiao Shuya was suddenly extremely nervous, he was very uneasy, and his hands kept pinching the corner of his windbreaker.

No, calm down, calm down, according to the age analysis of the squad leader and the priest, the replicants in this world are more than ten years older than the real world, and to be reasonable, the replicants of the adoptive mother are also grandmothers in their fifties......

I'm in my fifties, so don't panic, she won't know me, and I can treat her as a stranger......

Qiao Shuya kept adjusting his breathing, he exhaled a long breath, Qiao Shuya came to the door, and said, "I'll go back...... Here I am, President. ”

"Okay, please come in." A familiar and unfamiliar voice sounded, and Qiao Shuya nervously pushed the door open.

On the edge of the bamboo tube and artificial stream in the courtyard, a woman in a purple kimono is drinking tea in a Zen manner, the familiar back, the familiar clothes......

Weining, the one who stepped on the horse is really the Weining of the parallel world! Grass! The adoptive mother of the parallel world became the leader of the rebellion.

Qiao Shuya didn't know how to complain, he suddenly had the feeling that this Assassin Brotherhood had not finished for so long was really God's favor, because he couldn't imagine what this woman Wei Ning would look like as the president.

Now that she is acting so Zen, she must still be pretending!

Qiao Shuya covered his forehead, but smiled slightly, I don't know why, he smiled very happily.

"Just find a seat and sit down." Wei Ning opened her mouth and turned her head, but at this moment, she was stunned, the two looked at each other, and then Qiao Shuya was also stunned.

In his guess, Wei Ning in this world should be a grandmother in her fifties, but when this woman turned her head, Qiao Shuya saw a middle-aged beauty in her thirties.

Qiao Shuya was completely stunned, the figure in front of her coincided with the person in her memory.

And the woman in front of her seemed to be unable to help but open her mouth and call: "Ah Qiao? ”

"Buzz!" Qiao Shuya's whole brain was spinning, as if it had become a full-power washing machine filled with water, stirring, and the Big Bang appeared in his mind.

"Old woman?" Qiao Shuya tentatively spoke.

A whistling knife came, this familiar feel, this familiar action......

At this moment, Qiao Shuya had 10,000 ways to dodge, but he was standing here, and the knife smashed on his head, and then the woman took Qiao Shuya into her arms in an instant.

While Qiao Shuya felt the warmth, he also heard the sound of crying.

"Aqiao, Aqiao...... So you're dead...... Woo woo, Ah Qiao, you're still so young, you haven't gotten a wife yet, have you? Woo woo, my eldest grandson died before he was born......" The woman's cry came as she scratched Hashia's hair indiscriminately.

Qiao Shuya: "? ”

At this moment, he felt as if question marks were filling his brain.

What happened?

……

"Da ......"

The bamboo tube struck the stone again, making a crisp and pleasant sound.

Qiao Shuya held the black tea in his hand and looked at Wei Ning with a puzzled expression.

He could confirm that this woman was not a replicant, but the real Weining!

Grass!

Joker, wait out and get beaten!

"Tell me what's going on here." Qiao Shuya stared at the woman with dead fish eyes.

"Ahem, Aqiao, you must not be excited about what I am going to say next...... Wei Ning coughed twice, this originally sloppy old woman was wearing a purple kimono at this time, looking like a graceful and luxurious rich lady, her expression was very hesitant, but she still sighed.

Qiao Shuya said expressionlessly: "I am a watchman, I will not be excited." ”

"This is actually the afterlife, and we are just struggling people on the afterlife...... "The moment he opened his mouth, he almost squirted out a mouthful of black tea.

Qiao Shuya: "? ”

"I've been here for more than ten years, and I've been here since I died, and even here I've seen a lot of old friends who have died before, but they still die again, and I don't know where they're going to go after they die here, maybe they've ......disappeared completely," she said, looking at Qiao Shuya, her eyes were extremely complicated.

"Aqiao, how the hell did you die?" She grabbed Qiao Shuya's shoulders and said solemnly, Qiao Shuya felt her trembling hands, and the knuckles that were clenching her tightly.

Trigger damage reduction!

"I wrestled with the Blood Demon King, and it stole my abilities, but I wasn't used to it, so I turned into a Kamen Rider after releasing a big burst of water, and then turned into a Giant of Light and then opened the Eight Gates Dunjia to give it a night kai, and after it said, 'I, the Blood Demon King, recognize you as the strongest', and both of them hit the street together."

Wei Ning: "......"

Yes, this must be the real Aqiao.

Wei Ning scratched her head, she looked at Qiao Shuya, her whole face gradually distorted, revealing a smug and rampant evil smile, she suddenly said, "Ah Qiao, do you want a wife?" ”

Qiao Shuya: "Huh? ”

(End of chapter)