Chapter 287: Thank you, just got off Terra's plane

Father Black's face instantly darkened, if it was normal black just now, then it should be like the little black in the Grim Reaper Schoolboy now.

"By the way, you brought me fried chicken and watermelon in Zone 1? Isn't that a bit rude? The Black Priest covered his face and looked at Qiao Shuya, listening to Qiao Shuya's accent, which was obviously out of place in District 1.

"Uh, inside...... Any questions? Qiao Shuya replied tentatively.

Black Priest: "......"

"Inside, are you sure I said something wrong? Or are these things taboo in Zone 1? Qiao Shuya continued to ask.

"No, come with me."

Qiao Shuya saw Father Black's chest rise and fall violently, as if he had experienced a very serious ideological struggle in a very short period of time.

The black priest didn't say anything else, he didn't look like an immortal jumping, but took Qiao Shuya to a magnificent classical cathedral. The church bell rang long, solemn and distant, and the pilgrims next to them seemed to be heading towards the sea, as if welcoming the return of the tide.

Qiao Shuya looked at this church, and immediately sighed in his heart that the religion in District 1 is really extraordinary, it is really rich, this church can occupy such a large scale of land and population here in Washington, how many little boys worship that day?

I'm afraid it's not enough for a little boy to fall from the sky, right?

Looking at the black priest beside him who was pious and saluting step by step, Qiao Shuya still sincerely apologized.

"Inside, I'm really not from District 1, and I don't know what the taboos are in District 1, trying to learn the taboos of a new country, it's really like being whipped to learn to pick cotton with farm tools, to be honest, I just want to order fried chicken and watermelon on the pier." Qiao Shuya began to explain that he had just been careless.

Unexpectedly, the priest's pious face darkened a little after hearing Qiao Shuya's explanation, and Qiao Shuya even saw that his knuckles began to clench tightly.

After a long time, the black priest spat out: "Are you polite? ”

In the whole church, in addition to the worshippers, there are many pure white carrier pigeons on the ground, at this time a large number of white carrier pigeons hovering in the sky, and some of them fall to the ground to rest, constantly making a "cooing" sound.

Qiao Shuya kept looking at the pigeons when he followed the black priest, and at this time, a black crow mixed in with the pure white pigeons, covered in dirty mud, quacked at Qiao Shuya, as if he was asking for food in his face.

Qiao Shuya was also happy, and said, "This pigeon in your church is really enthusiastic." ”

"This is a crow...... "The black priest reminded as he looked at the crow covered in mud.

"Don't discriminate against people's skin color, isn't this pigeon a little dirty and dark? Is the life of the black dove not fate? Qiao Shuya immediately replied.

Father Black's expression became extremely distorted and complicated for a moment, and looking at Qiao Shuya's face, he suddenly had a very shocked and outrageous feeling, as if he was saying something like "Are you serious?"

"Alas, look inside, in Zone 1, even black pigeons are discriminated against, I'll give you a nice name, look at you covered in mud, then why don't I call you a mud pigeon." Qiao Shuya raised the dirty crow in his hand, as if he had lifted Simba, the lion king.

"You're enough, Mom Fake Fake, I've put up with you for a long time, you did it on purpose, right? When you meet, it's called 'inside' and 'inside', open your mouth for farm tools and cotton, shut up for fried chicken and watermelon, and now you can't act directly, right? You stick your head out, and I'll add a buff to you. ”

The black priest suddenly lifted the priest's robe on his body, revealing a physique that seemed to be able to kill a cow with one punch.

Qiao Shuya suddenly slipped into the crowd.

"Stop! Stop me, and today I want you to see what the glory of the plantation is! The black priest immediately rolled up his sleeves and chased after Qiao Shuya menacingly.

The two chased and fled, which immediately caused a great commotion among the worshippers, and even at this time, many devout believers were stunned when they saw these two people.

It's better to say that when they saw Qiao Shuya's outfit, they were all shocked, and even wondered if this was the cos invited by the church.

"Stop! If I don't send you to the cotton field today, I'll cover it with white talcum powder! The Black Priest also seemed to be unable to hold back, and said as he looked at Qiao Shuya, who kept dodging flexibly.

And Qiao Shuya saw the statue and cross of the Holy Son for the first time, which is nothing, the standard configuration of the church on Ami's side.

But there are not many believers here, but there are all people in a remote area of the church, Qiao Shuya immediately slipped over, but when he came, he saw the statue here, and he was stunned in place.

It was a man in a trench coat, with a cross on his back, his eyes resolute, and his face as if he had a strong face and image like "David", and in it, the man's fist was wrapped with flames, and at the same time, there seemed to be dots of blue flames overflowing from his pupils.

The statue's pupils seemed to hide a lion.

Although the lions in the zoo are about to be hidden, how did Qiao Shuya feel so familiar the moment he saw this statue, and he was suddenly stupid, except that his face was not like himself, but like the face of the ancient "King David", how do you look at this thing is himself?

Just when Qiao Shuya was stunned, the black priest also rushed in angrily, but when he saw the statue, his anger seemed to have stopped in an instant, he bowed his head and bowed silently, with a cross on his chest, and then glared at Qiao Shuya viciously.

"Ah, this ......" Qiao Shuya looked at this black buddy, and suddenly felt that he had gone too far just now.

And at this time, an old white man with a cane came out, saw Qiao Shuya, and said, "Son, come here first, Jamis, you go and worship the little boy first." ”

"Yes, Bishop." The Black Priest glared at Qiao Shuya again, and Qiao Shuya also glared back, and the two of them glared at each other as if they were eyebrows and left.

"That kid has just become a priest, although he was specially recruited, but there is no doubt about the piety of the saint, I heard that you were hunted down by the Federation, did something bad happen? Child, are you also a believer in the Holy One? The bishop asked, walking with a cane and a nun helping him.

"Well, it's not a big deal, it's just a matter of accidentally breaking into the Capitol and accidentally blowing it up." Qiao Shuya touched his head embarrassedly.

The bishop staggered, turned his head and looked at Qiao Shuya with a ghostly expression.

"On the other hand, who is the Sage you often talk about?" Qiao Shuya looked around and asked.

"Ahem, ahem......" The bishop seemed to be choking, and he kept coughing.

"Sage, that's the statue here, who performed a miracle in an instant a month ago, destroying all the demons in the world, Joshua." The old bishop still explained, but looked at the clothes and outfits on Qiao Shuya's body, and said, "You imitate the dress of the Sage, don't you actually know the Sage?" ”

"Huh?" Qiao Shuya was full of question marks, "No, isn't your church a good son of God?" I have seen the Son hanging on the cross at the door, why is there another saint now? ”

"For, the Holy One is born to be a man of our sect, born to be our faith, and his brilliance and deeds will be remembered by all, and all of him is worthy of a poetic chant, that he is the reincarnation of the Son, that he is our true redeemer, and that we are only lambs." The bishop said, and he drew a cross on his chest,

"This is the Sage, he is only one of us, but he can turn the tide on the battlefield of southern Europe, and on that day, the holy light pierced the sky, and countless rays of light were scattered on the earth, and he stood in front of the defensive line, looking at the demons from hell in the distance, and his figure guarded the lambs of the world."

"He is our Sage, Joshua."

"It's a pity that we know the Sage too late."

Qiao Shuya: "??? ”

What's that? What is this?

……

At this time in Tokyo, chaos began to rise among the Watchmen's Association.

A technician locked the phone call that Qiao Shuya had just called, and according to the detection and tracking, it was found that it was indeed Qiao Shuya's mobile phone number, not the number reassigned by the operator after Qiao Shuya closed the account.

As soon as this news came out, the entire Tokyo staff was boiling, and then they sent someone to the subspace academy to inform Li Tianming.

At this time, in the laboratory of the Subspace Academy, Uncle Li was still conducting further experiments in the research department.

"President Lai, the celestial phenomenon just now, I think it was done by Mr. Qiao, who has become a god, his peculiar ability is more obvious than other gods, and more aggressive, and the ability he gives is fixed, which is also one of the proofs that he has become a god."

Researchers have recorded the phenomenon of white thunder appearing across the sky just now.

Uncle Li also saw the white thunder in the sky, and his fist just sank into the flesh.

One of the things that the Watchers Association has been busy with lately is deliberating whether to divide those paladins who have cultivated the Holy Light into the sequence of "Watchmen".

On the one hand, there are so many more people who can fight against the alien demons, the association is painful and happy, and the power of the Holy Light does not look at qualifications, identity, or status, it seems that it only looks at the three views and the degree of hatred for the aliens.

In addition, there is no threshold for the holy light, and videos of the cultivation method have been all over the Internet, and ordinary people in the whole world have begun to practice the seemingly extremely fast boxing method, and there are many people who have really mastered a little bit of the holy light in this way.

This feeling of extraordinary proximity will drive people all over the world crazy.

This is also why all churches have been crazy recently, and they have turned over their own teachings I don't know how many times, and then pulled Qiao Shuya into their own teachings, saying that they are the reincarnation or descent of a certain person from their own teachings.

Nowadays, there is a phenomenon all over the world, that is, you can see this person practicing boxing everywhere every day, whether it is the elderly, women, adults or children, and even the school compulsorily takes one hour a day to teach all students this boxing method.

The birth of a new god has brought about a new life in the world, but the Watchmen Association is a little difficult, and they are thinking about whether to include this group of people in their own team of watchmen.

Just as this kind of research continued, the doorbell of the research room was pressed, and Uncle Li received an urgent report.

"President Lai, Mr. Qiao's phone call just came from Washington, D.C., and he said that he had a lot of fun and asked you to go over and ransom him back."

Uncle Li: "......"

"What did you say?" Uncle Li didn't react at the first time.

"Mr. Bridge said that he accidentally fell into the Capitol when he returned to the present world from subspace, and then accidentally blew up the Capitol, and now he wants you to fish for people......"

Uncle Li: "??? ”

Uncle Li sorted out the information as quickly as possible, and finally could only say: "Is the source reliable?" ”

"Very reliable, the technicians have done a reverse trace, and found that this is indeed Mr. Bridge's mobile phone, and on the other side, the Watchmen chapter in Washington also has news that a powerful demon has rushed into the Capitol from the subspace......"

Uncle Li's chest kept rising and falling, he couldn't care about anything now, and looked fiercely at the explanation sent by the technician, so he made up his mind.

"Immediately, immediately, the special plane that is going to fly directly to Washington, wait, I won't go, call the little girl from Father Priest, Flowey, Yoshida, and Genji, and tell them to get ready and go directly to Washington."

"Hey!"

……

At this time in District 1, Washington, D.C. was in the middle of the district.

"Ah, the Pope has recognized the Holy Joshua as the reincarnation of the Son, and that the Holy One is now another object of worship in all churches throughout the world...... Ah, this ......" Qiao Shuya saw the manuscript of the Pope recorded in the church at this time, and immediately did not know where to vomit this groove.

Thank you, he actually just wanted to flip the table when he faced the Blood Demon King, and the horse exploded with it, and he didn't have such a great idea.

After that, I went to the Helicarrier for a tour, and after coming out, I became a saint of the church directly, and now the world is afraid that the number of its own believers is soaring towards tens of millions or even hundreds of millions.

Even in the bishop's mouth, there is more than this, even the black priest who just had a fight with Qiao Shua, he also belongs to the priest of the new era, because he does not actually believe in Jesus, but he believes in the Holy One, and has practiced the Divine Fist, and has condensed the Holy Light.

Even if the light is incomparably weak.

"Ah, what kind of punch do you say this is?" Qiao Shuya continued to get stuck in her throat.

"Godgaff." The Sect Master said.

Qiao Shuya: "......"

Just as Qiao Shuya was hiding in the cathedral and silently studying his "history" after being away for a month, at this moment, an uninvited guest also came to the church and said to a clergyman.

"Ask Your Majesty the Lord to talk to me, and I will say that the people of the 'Protoss' are here."

(End of chapter)