Chapter 288: Helicarrier (×) Oil Paradise (√)
"Protoss?" When the nun heard this title, she immediately felt unreasonable.
Ami has all kinds of neurosis every year, just like a few years ago, a "Moor" popped up, claiming to be the ruler of the planet and the Celestial Dragons of everything, and then their gang of people actually gathered together to play with the blood of foreign demons.
That's right, it's just playing like this, drying the blood of the demon and grinding it into powder and rolling it into cigarettes to smoke, that's how the Moors played, and then they all played away.
And now there are those who claim to be gods? Where did the neuropathy come from?
"Go, go, it's time for the Sage's Godhead Fist cultivation soon, don't affect our schedule." The nun waved her hand at the man very politely.
Miss Nun herself is also a person who yearns for the Holy Light, but some time ago I heard a story about the red carp and the green carp and the nun, and suddenly the whole person was not good, and she was not able to calm down and cultivate during this time.
And this self-proclaimed god has black hair and black eyes, a bulge in the middle of his nose, and looks like an eagle hook, and he looks like a Venetian merchant, which is very bad anyway.
"It looks like there's no way to communicate properly." The protoss waved his hand, and the black-skinned bodyguards behind him squeezed away the nun in an instant.
"You are going to ...... Woowoo woo ......"
The nun was restrained, and the protoss took out a handkerchief and wiped her face, then threw it on the nun's body, and walked straight into the cathedral.
……
At this time, Qiao Shuya was still watching the history of the world that had disappeared for a month.
Good guys, really good guys.
The subspace academy was exposed to the public eye, and it became the Hogwarts that every child wanted to go to the most.
Qiao Shuya inexplicably became the reincarnation of the good eldest son of God and his old man, and at the same time became the future Buddha of Buddhism, the Nine Heavens and Thunder Divine Hui Sun Zhenjun of Taoism, the Hindu Emperor Shapiro, and the Fuso myth of Emperor Shakti.
Good guy, Qiao Shuya was full of question marks for a moment, and left for a month, how could he suddenly become the main god-level figure of so many god cults.
The most outrageous thing is that he sees something even more terrifying, with the Jews declaring that Bishua is an orthodox Jew with Jewish ancestry.
Although this thing was seen as a joke, after all, Qiao Shuya had a standard Asian face, and they were separated from them by an unknown 108,000 miles, but the gang did not know where to take out the family tree, and found that Wei Ningzu had one-sixteenth Jewish ancestry.
Therefore, it is assumed that Hashua is a Jew.
Qiao Shuya: "......"
And just as he was watching the various news given by the bishop, suddenly there was a commotion outside the church.
"We just want to meet the guy who suddenly appeared at the Capitol, can't we?" This Protoss looked at the others very indifferently, and even when he spoke, he especially liked to tilt his head slightly, as if he was facing others with the bridge of his high nose.
"There's no one here at the Capitol, please go back, we're about to practice the Divine Fist." The bishop also returned unceremoniously.
"Heh, heretic......" the Protoss said disdainfully.
In an instant, the entire church was tense, and the bishop's expression was also very wrong, and on his fist holding his cane, there was a faint white light, and it was hard to imagine that this rickety nearly 100-year-old white-bearded old man had actually successfully cultivated the Shenjia Fist.
Is it right that he will tear off his bishop's robe, like Colonel KFC saying "I love your mom".
"What are you looking for me?" Qiao Shuya walked out.
If the Watchmen Association came to arrest him, Qiao Shuya would probably hide, but the federal police, detectives, etc., Qiao Shuya would not give any face.
What's more, the person in front of him is more like a politician, and even worse than those federal agents.
"Is Your Excellency the one who suddenly appeared at the Capitol?" The Protoss saw Qiao Shuya, stretched out his white-gloved hand and said, "May I ask Your Excellency's name?" ”
"Oh?" Qiao Shuya showed the word "music" on his face, which he thought was very interesting.
And when he was about to speak, the thin old bishop stopped in front of him and shook his head.
"Don't worry, old man, I can solve this." Hashishu bared his shiny white teeth, gave a thumbs up, and said, "I am the destroyer of the Arasaka Tower, Johnny Silverhand...... 's older brother, Johnny Hand Addiction! You're right, I'm going to blow up the Capitol. ”
This Protossman suddenly twitched his eyelids, and he looked at Qiao Shuya, who had a happy expression on his face at this time, and didn't know what to say.
"Well, it's not a big deal, I just want to invite Your Excellency to go." The Protoss said with a smile.
"Anyway, you haven't introduced yourself yet." Qiao Shuya replied, "Are the local gangs so rude?" ”
The Protoss' eyelids twitched again, and he said, "You can call me Epostan, I'm a Protoss." ”
He seemed to be proud to say who he was.
"Wait, Epstein?" When Qiao Shuya heard this name, even the god clan behind him didn't care anymore, he was immediately happy, and said, "! Perverted Lolicon! ”
Qiao Shuya suddenly exclaimed.
And for a moment, the face of this Protoss man was as black as the farm tools behind him.
While he does have some fetishes, why does this guy know? And said it in public? There is a way to die!
Qiao Shuya was so excited that he added: "Is there an eagle party?" Do you want to take me with you? ”
"Hehe, come with us......" he said with a smile.
"Right, take me with you, right?" Qiao Shuya said happily and followed.
The bishop tried to follow, but was stopped by Hashia.
"Don't worry, Lord Bishop, my side is safe, don't worry." Qiao Shuya blinked.
Bishop: "......"
Don't say it!
He's actually just a little bit of an eagle or something...... Ahh
After Qiao Shuya left with the Protoss, he walked into a black high-end convertible.
Qiao Shuya was immediately happy when he saw this convertible, and about a few decades ago, there was a very happy person who rode this convertible to the streets, and then he was happy.
"By the way, is your Lori Island real?" Hashishu asked.
"It's true."
The convertible stopped on the side of the road, and then, a pistol was pointed at Qiao Shuya's forehead, and Qiao Shuya immediately raised his hands, and he didn't even know where to pull out a small flange tricolor flag.
"You're not an alien, are you?" The Protoss named Epostein looked at Qiao Shuya and said, "A child who has awakened his ability to open the subspace?" Maybe it's just a new awakening, I'm not mistaken, right? ”
He seemed to look at Qiao Shuya with determination, in his opinion, Qiao Shuya was really immature to the extreme, and, uh, a little crazy......
"How do you think my ability is to be able to open subspace?" Qiao Shuya is full of question marks.
"Heh, I just want to say, become our person, do things for us, just be responsible for opening and closing the subspace rift at any time, and we will give you the status of an honorary god clan when the time comes." Eberstein said haughtily, ignoring Hashia's question.
"Alas, apart from this, what kind of bullshit Protoss, there is no other indication? For example, Loli Island? Qiao Shuya suddenly showed a puzzled expression.
"You want Loli? I'll give it to you if you want. He said disdainfully.
For the Tokyo branch to master a human being who can open the subspace at any time, other places are also envious, after all, being able to open the subspace is equivalent to occupying the initiative.
The Tokyo Chapter even established the Subspace Academy in this way, and is still preparing to build a more solid fortress and barrier there, and even that side will become a bridgehead for counterattacking the subspace in the future.
For some, this is not tolerated.
This kind of thing should be in the hands of their Protoss.
"Is this your idea, or is there some shadow government behind you? Lizardmen or something. Qiao Shuya asked.
"That's a lot of nonsense, how are you thinking about it? Johnny Hand Addiction? Epstein asked Qiao Shuya, and the arrogance in his eyes did not diminish in the slightest, even if his message was that Qiao Shuya was a watchman who had awakened his abilities, but for them, this watchman was just something they raised.
"Actually, I just lied, and I'm not called Johnny Hand Addiction." Qiao Shuya looked at the gun against him, and thought that there were people in the Helicarrier who dared to point a gun at him before.
But the man died a miserable death.
"And what's your real name?" He began to get a little impatient, and because of this, the black-skinned bodyguards pressed against Qiao Shuya's head.
"I'm a brother of Citler, named Dontle, and what I do best is strong oil removal." Qiao Shuya smiled and suddenly got up.
In an instant, Qiao Shuya activated the space carrier, and the entire fleet of black luxury cars was sucked into the space carrier.
At this moment, the Protos was taken aback and said, "Subspace! ”
"No, this is Oilland!" Qiao Shuya suddenly opened his arms, as if embracing the sun.
He didn't come to the SimCity where Haichao City was located, but an abandoned area.
However, when Qiao Shuya came, surging holy light burst out from him, and in an instant the whole world was restored to full vitality, and everything was competing.
Plants begin to grow, the sun and rain are restored, the entire abandoned Sim City is put into operation, and where the holy light is everywhere, the plants quickly bloom and then grow white cotton, forming a sea of cotton.
At this moment, both this god and these dark-skinned bodyguards were instantly terrified, even the sunglasses on the face of the buddy who was originally holding a gun against Qiao Shuya fell off, and even saw this endless sea of cotton, as if something in the DNA had been awakened.
And at the end of the sea of cotton, an oil refining factory and a soap factory appeared, which were built as quickly as the base cars in the Red Police, all of which simply shocked the three views of these people, and cold sweats broke out.
Who the hell did they threaten? Beelzebub? No! Is it a demon god?
"Sweaty? Little brother. Welcome to Oil Land! There are countless cyber cotton and cyber soap factories here, and our aim is to bring down the price of cotton and soap! Qiao Shuya rubbed his hands.
"Oh, brother, you've lived hell." That's when Joker appeared, and it smelled fun.
Then I saw the endless sea of cotton and the huge oil refinery, and I was immediately happy.
"What the hell are you guys! Demon God! You are the Demon God of Pleasure! That Eposan was terrified to the extreme, and looked at Qiao Shuya with a distorted expression.
"Oh, I'm the Demon God of Pleasure when I step on a horse! Blanching, I'm going to punish you for working in an oil refinery, refining 1,000 tons of oil is not enough! Joker suddenly turned upside down, he was about to be taken away from him, he was the pure pleasure demon god, what kind of eyes did this talking Shu Fujia have?
"Monster! Monster! These black buddies were also terrified to the extreme, they wanted to run one by one, but when they fled to the cotton field, they were instantly frozen, as if they couldn't control their hands and began to pick up cotton, and there were extra sacks in their hands.
"Hey, Ah Qiao, you seem to have been taken by me, I'm really too high to be good at this life, no, if I continue like this, I will lose face, and I have to ...... on the hour" Joker looked at the black high-end convertibles, and was suddenly happy.
The black premium convertibles had transformed into Autobots as if Optimus Prime had morphed, with extra whips in their hands and a basket of watermelons and fried chicken in their hands.
"You, that's you, that scared black dude who peed his pants." Joker pointed to the most conspicuous bag and said, "What's your name?" ”
"Bol, Lord Demon God, my name is Bol......" The guy suddenly knelt on the ground and kept kowtowing.
"Get up, don't kneel, or you change your name to Nepal, you are now a farmer, we have to set a small goal, pick 100 million tons of cotton, and we must bring down the price of cotton in the market!" Joker shoved a leather whip into his hand.
"Good job, I'll lower the down payment rate for you to buy a house when you have picked enough cotton." Joker grinned and patted him on the shoulder in encouragement.
"Ah, this ......" Qiao Shuya was stunned.
"And you, yes, the talking Skinner, you have to make 100 million pieces of soap before you leave, we are united! Unite and be sure to bring down the price of cotton and soap in the market! As he spoke, a whip-wielding Autobot came up to him, staring at the Protoss.
Qiao Shuya added: "Then he claims to be a member of the Divine Clan, and the oil he refines should be more advanced, so why not call it Divine Oil?" ”
"That is, soap is also called magic soap, as for cotton, it is better to call our brand nylon cotton!" Joker slapped his thigh and stretched out his fist.
Qiao Shuya also stretched out his fist tacitly, and the two hit it off, full of tacit understanding, and they were embarrassed.
"No, Lord Demon God, I said, I'll say anything......" This Eposan still has the arrogance he had before, and he knelt on the ground at this time and wept. In front of him, these two bumps, he was completely stunned.
"What are you going to say?" Qiao Shuya asked suddenly.
"Area 1 has actually been hollowed out by the Protoss for a long time, and now all the elections are controlled by us, and it is not my plan to arrest you, it is instructed by our Protoss high-level officials, and I am just an errand runner......" He sobbed and kept talking, pouring out all the secrets.
"Hey, there are so many walking skins in Zone 1?" Joker suddenly got his hands dirty.
It instantly transforms into a dark-skinned dude.
"Double-gun Lucian?" Qiao Shuya saw the image that Joker had become, and he was also interested, "Are you having fun?" ”
"I'm going to run for president." Joker said with a grin.
"That seems like a hard one."
"Don't worry, I can use the reincarnation of filthy earth to pull the dead out to vote, what can I fight with?" Joker grinned and said, "Aqiao, stay for the time being, we're the best partners, right?" ”
"Of course." Qiao Shuya also showed a cruel smile like Tom's cat, and closed the door of Oil Paradise.
(End of chapter)