Lucky Southwest
"Director Cao! This morning, the boss of Xiangxiang Restaurant Sha posted a notice, saying that there was something at home and it was closed during the day! Last night, 28 students didn't return all night!"
"Got it! Are there any of these 28 students who have asked for care? ”
Cao Yinglong asked the dormitory manager who came to report the news.
"Director Cao, among the 28 dolls, there are no dolls to take care of above, I let out the wind at 8 o'clock last night to check the bedroom, and I specially took care of those children who are related!"
The dormitory manager replied, Cao Yinglong put down the newspaper, picked up the water cup, twisted the lid of the cup, took a sip of tea, and said:
"Well done!"
After a pause, he continued:
"Elder Ren, you said that this demon world and the human world are connected once every ten years, is it the work of a certain great saint of his demon clan, or is it the creation of heaven and earth?"
"Little Lao'er doesn't know, but legend says that 5000 years ago, the gate of the demon world was opened every ten years, and the monsters crossed the boundary, burning, killing and looting, encroaching on the human race, and the human world was miserable to see, ten rooms and nine emptiness, maybe it was the poor human race, at that time, the human race produced a big hero who stood up to the sky, called Xuanyuan, he adhered to the great luck, with great perseverance, led the human army, when the two worlds were connected, he went the opposite way, and killed into the demon world, although he and this army never returned to the human world, but since then, The demon clan no longer dared to enter the human world. ”
Cao Yinglong stood at the window at the moment, staring at the Xiangxiang Restaurant, and said
"When this Xiangxiang restaurant was just found to be abnormal, his surroundings were still barren, and the demon clan would eat up the human race eating on the second floor of the restaurant every ten years, but the strange thing was that they would first drive out the human beings who dined on the first floor, and after the demons who came from the demon world sat down on the first floor, the boss Sha Wujing would use the demon gold as a bargaining chip and start auctioning the human beings in the private room on the second floor, the one with the highest price would get it, but before the auction was not hammered, the human beings who dined on the second floor were going to leave, and they would let them leave, without hindrance, So 600 years ago, no one knew the secret of the demon clan eating people in this Xiangxiang restaurant, and no one thought that the demon world and the human world were still connected once every ten years, and it was only a black shop opened by a group of robbers who robbed houses. ”
The dormitory manager Ren Lao continued Cao Yinglong's words and said:
"That year, the rivers and lakes said that the tomb of the sage Queen Mother of the West' Yaoxiang Tomb 'is in this Langchuan, there is an ancient tomb born, a stone stirs up a thousand waves, various sects have poured into this small Langchuan, looking for clues to this Yaoxiang tomb, but this clue is so easy to find, almost a few years, even the person who spread the news has not been found, but found that the demon clan of this Xiangxiang restaurant held a cannibal banquet, when the second elder of the Kunlun faction Qianqianzi was eaten by the demon clan in the Xiangxiang Restaurant, the hanging card was shattered in the Kunlun Immortal Palace, and the scene before the death of Qianqianzi was reported'Piglets to be slaughtered! This Qianqianzi is a master of the Jindan period, and he was pulled up by Sha Wujing from his neck like a chicken, lifted down the kitchen, pulled out his clothes, shaved and peeled his skin, oops! It's miserable, Kunlun Mountain is the ancestor of all mountains, this Kunlun faction is also the largest faction in the world, the second elder was eaten, and the whole world was shaken. Kunlun sent people to investigate, and found that the owner of the shop, Sha Wujian, only did some business on weekdays, never took a step out of the restaurant, and did not see a big demon eating people, until one night 10 years later, when the explorer pretended to be a diner to dine on the first floor, he was kicked out of the restaurant, and only then did he discover the secret of the demon clan in the demon world of Xiangxiang Restaurant eating people once every ten years! It is also estimated that the two worlds of shemales are still connected once every ten years. ”
Cao Yinglong went on to say:
"The so-called wealth and danger seeking, the rivers and lakes have always been licking the blood from the knife edge, taking chestnuts from the fire, with the Yaoxiang Tomb and Xiangxiang Restaurant, Langchuan was famous for a while, and the major sects occupied the mountains and opened branches, and the small sects simply moved here, the small Langchuan has become the capital of the rivers and lakes, the city of ten thousand gangs, and even the royal family of the Qin Dynasty at that time sent the prince to sit in the town, however, after 300 years of tossing, the Qin Dynasty has tossed away, the news of the Yaoxiang Tomb is not at all, and the Xiangxiang Restaurant has only been repaired a few times, other things, It really didn't happen at all, just at this time the people's republic was popular on several other continents, and the imperial power was on the side, in the surging social wave, all the political, economic, and cultural centers, together with the center of the rivers and lakes, all moved to the coastal cities, and this Langchuan was also considered to be in decline, and the Yaoxiang Tomb and Xiangxiang Restaurant were forgotten by most people. ”
Cao Yinglong and Uncle Ren, the housekeeper, looked at the Xiangxiang Restaurant outside the window together.
"Uncle Ren, go get 28 puppets, import the memories of those children, those who have not graduated will go back less, and those who have graduated will be arranged to go overseas, so that they will have less contact with people, children are the hearts and minds of their parents, and we can only make their parents not heartbroken, and arrange for these 28 people to marry each other, and make up a few puppets if it is not enough!"
"Director Cao, you really have an Amitabha heart!"
"Hey~ There's no way, Ren Lao, you said that if the news of the disappearance of 28 students spreads, and there is no international news, the school leaders won't tear me up?"
Ren Lao shook his head helplessly and walked out of Cao Yinglong's office.
At this time, Li Southwest was having a private meeting with the spoon in a dream, his hand hooked on the handle of the spoon, looked at the spoon head affectionately, and said warmly.
"You're so beautiful!"
Closing his eyes, he was about to kiss affectionately, when the phone rang and woke up Li Nannan's sweet dream, which should be a nightmare.
"Li Nannan, I'm Cao Yinglong, you have a problem with your paper, come to my office!"
Toot toot~
"This man is sick! Didn't you say that the paper was passed? Also, what kind of dream is this, I fall in love with the spoon, buddy would rather be a bachelor for life! ”
Li Southwest was so angry by the sudden news that he seemed to be galloping past a group of alpacas in front of him.
Bell bell bell ~
"Please come in!"
"Head of Department, I! Li Southwest. ”
"Southwest, I called you here, I found that your paper still needs to be improved, you also know, yesterday your teacher Tie had a car accident and unfortunately passed away, come, let us both mourn for him for 3 minutes ~ 1, 2, 3!"
"It's not even 3 seconds! Director Cao, you're too perfunctory! ”
"Hey, Southwest! I know that you have lost your teacher, and you are very sad, and I mourn! Let's get down to business. ”
Countless alpacas floated by in Li Nannan's heart again, which was too speechless, what hurt him was that Cao Yinglong said that the thesis should be perfected, and Cao Yinglong continued:
"Southwest, you Teacher Tie is a rare talent"
Li Nannan thought to himself, just this suspected tomb robber!
"Your dissertation is the most important thesis during his lifetime, and you are also his most cherished student, now, our department is just short of tutors, after I reported to the school leaders, we, ah, we plan to officially appoint you as the tutor of our department, on the one hand, you are very capable, on the other hand, you need to complete Mr. Tie's dissertation, do you agree?"
What? Department of tutors? College teacher? Is this shit luck? Wahahahaha~
"Li Nannan? Li Nannan?"
"Director Cao, I'm willing! My admiration for you is like a long river bursting its banks, out of control! You let me go west from now on, I will definitely go a thousand miles to the west, you let me go east, I will run back from the west and then go a thousand miles to the east!"
"Alright, alright, Mr. Li! I understand your heart."
Director Cao stepped forward and patted Li Nannan on the shoulder.
"Let's go to the school office and sign the contract!"
"Yes! Thank you! Director! ”
At this moment, Li Nannan was very happy, slowly walked out of Director Cao's office, pulled the door, and quickly ran to the school office, for fear that this was a dream, and if there was a slight delay, he would be woken up
"Excuse me, Director, where is the contract signed? It was Director Cao Yinglong who came to ask me to sign the contract. ”
After a moment, the male teacher sitting in the corner replied, he was white and chubby, wearing a brown suit and a pair of color-changing myopia glasses on his face.
"Li Nannan?"
Li Southwest nodded, and the white fat teacher looked at Li Southwest and said:
"My surname is Yu, Yu Zhonghai!"
As he spoke, he opened the drawer, took out the key to the safe, opened the safe, took out the contract and the official seal of the school, and snapped ~ the official seal.
"Teacher Li, there are a total of 5 contracts, fill in your personal information and file two copies to Teacher Wang Wen at the opposite station."
"Well, thank you, Director Yu!"
Teacher Li, Li Nannan was a little unaccustomed to this title, so he delayed for two seconds before answering, Li Nannan filled in the information on the empty workstation and walked towards Teacher Wang Wen's workstation.
"Director Wang!"
Wang Wen raised her head, no! Isn't she Li Nannan's "youth collision"?
"She didn't recognize me! She didn't recognize me!"
Li Nannan prayed silently in his heart.
"Li Nannan, Teacher Li! Okay, I got it! ”
"Thank you!"
Fortunately, she didn't seem to recognize Li Nannan, Li Nannan often let out a sigh, turned around and was about to leave, Wang Wen suddenly said:
"Teacher Li~ Walk slowly! I'll keep your contract!"
Then he got up and walked behind Li Nannan and whispered
"Pervert! I'll keep an eye on you, you dare to do a little bit of bad things to your students, and I will find out, see if I don't castrate you!"
"You two know each other?"
Yu Zhonghai raised his head and asked, with a hint of a smile on his face.
"No, it's just to tell Mr. Li to keep the contract at hand, don't lose it, don't do it when the time comes, so that you can file a lawsuit."
Li Nannan answered:
"Two directors, I have something to do, go first, goodbye!"
Li Nannan walked out of the school office, closed the door, walked a few steps, and heard Wang Wen's wild laughter inside, is this still the pure jade girl he met that day? How does it feel like a witch, a demon who eats people and doesn't spit out bones!
Back in the dormitory, Li Nannan told Zhao Yu, Wang Meng and Pang Yan that he had signed a contract with the school and became a teacher, and they said that Li Nannan's shit was so good that he didn't want it, and naturally he had a party in Xiangxiang Restaurant at night.
At night, Li Nannan dreamed of a spoon again, and the spoon sat on a stone, lowered its head, and wiped his tears.
"Woo woo ~ Brother Nan ~ we can't be together anymore!"
Li Southwest asked why? What can stop them from falling in love with Jin Jian? The spoon replied:
"The witch named Wang Wen during the day, if we are together, she will castrate you!"
"Little spoon, don't think about it! I'm not afraid of her."
Li Nannan went over to sit next to the spoon, gently stroked the handle of the spoon with his hand, and said gently.
"Nannan, but she's really fierce, so terrifying!"
"Spoon, it's okay~ We're together, and she doesn't know!"
"Nannan, I don't want to just meet you in a dream~"
In a dream? Eh~ Li Southwest suddenly woke up and looked at his phone, it was already 12 noon.
"I drank too much last night, let's go, call a few brothers to eat, what the hell is the dream, me and the spoon...... Uh, find that spoon and throw it!"
So Li Nannan climbed out of bed and began to rummage through the boxes and cabinets to find the spoon, but after rummaging through the clothes, wardrobes, rice bowls, and even the bottom of the cabinets, and the toilet did not find the spoon, Zhao Yu woke up at this time.
"Looking for what? I don't want to get out of bed, bring a meal thank you! I'll help you find it. ”
"Forget it, don't look for it, what do you want to eat?......"
In the afternoon, Li Nanan was playing games in the dormitory, and the teacher Tang of the school logistics department called, saying that he had assigned the teacher's apartment, and asked him to check in, and the teacher's apartment of Baifenikin University was on the hill in the north of the teaching area, sitting on the north and facing the south, a total of four floors high, each floor has 40 houses, all of which are small apartments with one bedroom and one living room, about 50 square meters, although the housing prices in Langchuan City are not high, but ordinary people in such a small house also need to work hard without eating or drinking for five or six years.
"It's good to be a teacher in a college, I'm really shitty lucky!"
"Teacher Li, right?"
Li Nannan nodded, and the administrator he was talking to was a middle-aged young woman, about 35 years old, short, somewhat thin, wearing a uniform distributed by the school.
"Sign it, 404, it was Teacher Tie's house before!"
Li Nannan instantly felt bad, frowned, and was about to attack.
"Teacher Li, in fact, Mr. Tie doesn't live here at all, his house is across the road from Yushan Huacheng, he comes to clean once a month at most, and there are no empty rooms now."
The administrator took a step ahead of Li Nannan and said to him, Li Nannan's wrinkled forehead stretched slightly, picked up the pen and signed, took the key, thanked him, and walked to the elevator.
"Don't move here yet, let's take a look! After all, in the student dormitory, I am a teacher, and I can have a good time. ”