Glory to return home
Happy times are always fleeting, and in the blink of an eye, Li Southwest and his good brothers are going to go their separate ways! No, Li Nannan's good brothers are going to run for something! Li Southwest still wants to stay in this Bai Fei Yen King University, if nothing else, Li Southwest will end his life in this pension, because Li Southwest stayed in school as a teacher, so he wisely decided to leave the school last, so this kid sent away more than 60 classmates in the whole department, large and small farewell parties participated in more than 40 sessions, send a cry, don't think that our Li Southwest is a ruthless and unrighteous man, in fact, he really has a lot of affection, every time the group of classmates will invite him to participate, female classmates invite him, He was a male classmate in the audience, so he had to pay the bill, and the male classmate invited him, and he had an enviable stable and forced job, and the school did pay him a month's salary, as the "mother's family" of these "students", do you say he can not bury this list? And what kind of taxi to the airport, train station, bus station, he pays the bill, hehe~ Do you say that he can not be emotionally moved when he cries?
After sending off the last of these good brothers and sisters, Li Nannan returned to the student dormitory, it was already half past three in the afternoon, looking at this withered scene.
"Forget it, let's move to the teacher's apartment! It shouldn't be haunted! β
When the teacher's apartment was completely cleaned up, the sun had already set for a long time, I looked at my mobile phone, it was half past ten, I was so hungry, Li Nannan walked out of the room, found a barbecue stall, asked for something to eat, and ate it in a big gulp, Langchuan in summer is still a little hot, and the men and women who eat barbecue are still very cool, no, the beauties on the opposite table are wearing very little, and one of them is still very beautiful.
"Hmm~ so familiar, Wang Wen !!"
Li Nannan's face turned white in an instant, if nothing else, there was still an accident, Li Nanan just glanced at him inadvertently, and was caught by Wang Wen, only to see Wang Wen raise his right hand, a "scissors" gesture, Li Nanan squirted out a mouthful of food.
"It's really a bit back, anywhere, you can meet this female devil!"
Li Nannan thought to himself.
Back in the room, Li Nannan roughly calculated the expenses of the past few days, nearly 10,000 yuan, the school paid a salary of 3,000, and the remaining 7,000 was used up to all the income he had obtained from defrauding his younger brothers and sisters to apply for phone cards in the past few years, and now, the money for the train ticket home is gone! Tomorrow Li Nannan plans to find a construction site to do small work, otherwise he will not be able to go home, after turning off the lights and going to bed, in the dark, Li Nanan suddenly found that on the wall opposite the bed, there is a black thing that is not normal, is it ~ Is there really a ghost in this world? Li Nannan, who did not believe in evil, immediately jumped out of bed and turned on the light, and carefully looked at the wall opposite the bed.
"Huh? That piece of wall looks like it's been freshly painted! β
Li Nannan walked quickly to the wall and knocked it with his hand.
Knock, knock, knock.
This wall is empty! What's behind? He always felt that his room was wide enough, but it was a bit of a problem with the length.
"Let's dig a hole and see! β¦β¦ Wowhahaha~"
Li Nannan was ecstatic in his heart, the money was densely packed with money wrapped in thick plastic sheets, and the banknotes in this hole were estimated to be 300,000 yuan, and this guy was considered to have made it.
"This Iron Eagle is really not a good person! Looking at the graduation thesis he gave me, he must be a tomb robber, so much stolen money, will anyone else know? Handed it in, right? So much money, in case someone sees the wealth, such as Cao Yinglong, the head of the department, fart idea! β
Li Southwest himself denied his naΓ―ve thoughts, this Iron Eagle is dead, if Cao Yinglong suspects that he has stolen money, he will not recruit Li Southwest as a teacher, and this dormitory will not be distributed to Li Southwest, it seems that this stolen money is probably known to God, the dead Iron Eagle knows, and then Li Southwest knows.
"Hahaha! Why don't you take the money and go away incognito? No, no, I'm going to take so much cash out of the house, once I'm targeted, I'm afraid my life will not be guaranteed, so I just don't do it, I don't stop it, first make up the hole, be a low-key person, and then find a way to digest this huge amount of money! I, Li Nannan, am not in danger, I am really a character! Hahahaha~ Wait! There is also a book, let me see, "The Thief of the Scriptures"! This Iron Eagle is really not a good person! It's a real hammer! β
There was a sound of sinister laughter from girls downstairs.
"I'll go, it's Wang Wen's voice from that female devil, oh my God! She must have lived here too! β
Li Xinan's positive emotions that had just won a huge amount of money suddenly disappeared cleanly, turned off the light, and fell into a deep sleep.
"Brother Southwest! Brother Southwest! β
"Ah~ My dear spoon, brother, I want to kill you! It's been almost 1 month since the last separation! Where have you been? Brother has good news for you! β
Li Southwest dreamed again and lingered with the spoon, the spoon pressed the spoon head against Li Southan's mouth, and whispered:
"Brother, I didn't come to see you, because I was afraid that Wang Wen's female demon would harm you, and I also knew that you had discovered the huge amount of money from the Iron Eagle, but that "Thief of the Scriptures" is a priceless treasure, you have to memorize it, and then burn it, it's not too early, I'm leaving~"
"Spoon spoon! Spoon spoon! β
Li Nannan was woken up by the ringtone of his mobile phone, and when he saw that it was Director Cao Yinglong, he immediately answered the phone
"Director Cao, good morning!"
Director Cao Yinglong's voice came from the other end of the phone
"Morning fart! It's 3 p.m.! I'll give you a mission!"
"Director, please speak, I will absolutely complete your task by three hundred percent!"
"Southwest Ah! You're from the clouds, right? β
"Yes, Director!"
"You go back to your hometown during the holiday this time, and when school starts, go to Kunsha City, your provincial capital, and bring the students who are admitted to our school!"
"Yes, Director, I promise to complete the mission!"
"Okay, in addition, the school will reimburse you for the round-trip travel expenses, and you are also on a business trip!"
"Roger, thank you, Director!"
Hang up the phone, Li Nannan's mood is beautiful, and her stomach is deflated~ But when I think of the dream I just had, I must have been angry with the female devil, "Stealing the Scriptures"?
"The cafeteria opens at 5 o'clock, let me take a look at this "Thief of the Scriptures" first!"
"The Book of Thieves": "Everything in the world is a thief!" Little thieves, have enough food and clothing, and live a long life! The thief, the ancestor of the mountain, dominates the party! The big thief, chase the Central Plains, and point out the country! Giant thieves, do not fall into reincarnation, longevity and heaven! Holy thief, open the world, worthy of the world!"
After reading the first paragraph of "The Book of Thieves", Li Southwest was deeply impressed by the thief who wrote this book, and now the thieves are so awesome! Dare to blow it like this! But it seems to be quite funny, so let's look down.
"Thieves, there are three of them, saying: stealing the sky, stealing the earth, stealing people;"
Steal people! ~Are you talking about the old king next door? Oh my God, this "stealing people" is also a theft? It seems that yes, don't ordinary people say that they are "stealing people"? Keep going.
"Today, I want to pass on this "Thief Sutra" to those who are destined, and those who have obtained this scripture should leave the party, burn incense and fast, and worship at the altar, and only after 9981 days can they worship and read this scripture."
Hehe...... Thank you, this thief is really amazing, is I Li Southwest a three-year-old doll? Turn the second page.
"However, the people of the world are cunning, and those who read and worship literature are more dramatic, and they can learn the scriptures without worshipping my scriptures!"
β¦β¦ Isn't this just that if you want to practice this skill, you must first go from the palace, if you don't have the palace, you can also succeed? The great god who wrote the scriptures is really speechless, Li Southwest looked back at ten pages in one breath, these ten pages probably mean that the cultivation of this scripture should start with "stealing people", but this stealing people is not a matter of love between men and women, for example, the first article of stealing people is about breaking the feng shui of people's ancestral graves, stealing people's luck, or changing their own aura, and passing on the disaster to others.
Could this "Stealing the Scriptures" be written by that crooked Taoist priest? Li Nannan suddenly had such an idea floating in his mind, it was so weird!
At this time, the indoor light gradually dimmed, took out the mobile phone to see the time, 6:30, it was time to have dinner, and then went to the train station, set a train sleeper ticket at 9 o'clock in the evening, and arrived in Kunsha City at 3:40 p.m. the next day, the reason why I didn't buy a high-speed rail ticket, one is because Li Nannan has been in college for several years, the average time to get up is 11 o'clock at noon, and the latest high-speed rail to Langchuan City is 11:30 p.m. from Langchuan, 8:50 p.m. to Kunsha City, 11:30 p.m., he can't get out of bed; The second is from Kunsha to Nantuo County, Li Nannan's hometown, although the straight-line distance is only 150 kilometers, but Yunzhong Province is located in the southwest of Tang Kingdom, is an authentic mountain and river province, lofty mountains, peaks and peaks, don't look at only 150 kilometers, but the highway is winding, full of more than 280 kilometers, and the speed limit all the way, at least 4 hours, in order to reach Nantuo from Kunsha, and Kunsha City to Nantuo County The latest shuttle bus is 18 o'clock in the afternoon; To sum up, it is obvious that Li Nannan is the most convenient to take the train sleeper, of course, the plane is very convenient, but he can't expose his family background now, and even created a debt-ridden "lai" character in the later stage, how can he have the financial resources to take the expensive means of transportation like the plane? That's a later story, and I'll see that later.
It is said that at 8:50 the next night, Li Nannan returned to his hometown of Nantuo County, where he had been "absent" for 5 months, and as soon as he got out of the bus station, he saw Li Wei holding a red quilt in both hands, and the village chief next to him was holding a big red flower, together with two other old uncles in the village, walked up.
"Come, Southwest tie this big red flower!"
Saying that, the village chief tied the big red flower diagonally to Li Nannan's chest, and his father Li Wei also stepped forward and crossed the red quilt on Nannan's body
"Southwest, it's out! I thought you were going to be like me, bricking! β
At this time, the village chief Li Shouzheng said to Li Wei:
"Different big brother, you can't say that, this university teacher was placed 500 years ago, he was the assistant teacher of the state capital, from the ninth grade, and the deputy county magistrate level, you don't want to mention any bricks all day long!"
"Village chief, it's not so mysterious, I'm just an ordinary college counselor, nothing remarkable!"
Li Nannan hurriedly explained to the village head, Li Shouzheng.
"Southwest, our village, has been a farmer for generations, it has been 600 years, there has not been a decent talent, you have become a university teacher, that is not only to glorify your family's courtyard, that is to glorify the courtyard of our village! Uncle He's not peaceful, drive the car over quickly! β
Li Southwest was surrounded by the latest van in the village, on the car, the village chief probably "reported" to Li Southwest about the wind process, tomorrow morning at 8 o'clock, go to the ancestral grave first, 11 o'clock at noon to receive the wind banquet, and sing on stage at night, Li Southwest returned home, it was already more than 10 o'clock in the evening, and his mother Wang Zhen'e had a brief chat, and fell asleep.
The next day, at half past 6 o'clock in the morning, Li Southwest was called up, ate the breakfast made by his mother, and rushed to the ancestral tomb, it was already 7:40, Li Southwest stood in front of the ancestral tomb tribute platform, and unconsciously looked at the layout of the ancestral tomb according to the "Robbery Scripture", the ancestral tomb of the Li family is located on the central half slope of a mountain col, sitting south and facing north, a mountain range winds from the southwest, and the north is the famous Nu River in the Tang Kingdom, the river is rolling in waves, from west to east, this is not the legendary dragon head mound? Li Nannan unconsciously remembered "Stealing the Scriptures", and there are clouds in the "Stealing People" chapter:
"There is a tomb, located at the head of the mountain, this mountain is in the north, the tail comes from the south, if there is water from the west, then it becomes the dragon into the water, the name says: the dragon head mound, the person who gets this yin house, the family fortune is long, the descendants should be out of the phase, ranking three dukes, one person below, ten thousand people above; If you want to steal the fortune of this house, you need to get the year of Jiazi, the month of Bingyin, the day of Jiazi, the time of Bingyin, (that is, the so-called Yang year of the Yang month and the day of the sun) The male born of the four pillars of pure yang, in front of this tomb, plant a cypress pine, this man can steal this dragon head mound for his descendants, do not be, plant it with a strong force, the strong seed will turn into ashes, want to plant this tree, you must know, this cave master, Jiazi year, Bingyin month will be difficult, or go off the fire and water, or fly to the disaster, not more than the moon will inevitably not be extremely Tailai, this month is a good opportunity for smuggling, At this time, you can deceive the owner of this cave family, coerce and lure, make him confused and unconscious, and plant cypress pine. β
Thinking of this, Li Southwest turned around and saw that a pine and cypress were "swaying" in the wind, it was really old and strong, and the leaves were more yin, it turned out that our old Li family was stolen from luck! Li Nannan found the village chief.
"Uncle Shouzheng, this pine tree is so big!"
"Yes, Southwest, this is a tree of peace, legend 500 years ago, our family was originally a big official in the capital, was demoted, exiled here, at the beginning it was quite smooth, it was a Jiazi year, the granary in the clan suddenly caught fire, and then the patriarch fell off the horse, broke a thigh, then came a black thin Taoist, calculated, said that it is our family's ancestral tomb, the location is not good, need to understand, so our family raised funds to ask him to help understand, the Taoist chief ordered his apprentice to plant this pine and cypress, Later, it is said that his apprentice died unexpectedly, what a good man! Our family has been safe since then, it has been 500 years, by the way, in the southwest, you will also worship this tree in a while! Peace seeker! β
Do you worship the thief pine? Really, Li Nannan pretended to nod, and his mouth fell, thinking, look at how buddy cut your thief pine.