In the early morning, the thin smoke of cooking smoke runs through the fields and alleys of Lijia Village like silk, the sun can climb up, the morning sun shines on the earth, and the green tea trees surround the quiet village, the rivers and mountains are picturesque, and it is also like poetry; Li Xinan worked hard for three days, and finally slept beautifully, until three o'clock in the sun, he woke up leisurely, stretched his waist, put on big pants, stepped on flip-flops, and walked out of the room shirtless.

"Southwest, you're finally awake!"

Li Nannan fixed his eyes and saw that the people in the courtyard were all black, and their faces were embarrassed, as if they had eaten Coptis chinensis.

"Uncle Shouzheng! What's the matter? ”

"Southwest Ah! Last night, lightning split the pine and cypress tree at the head of the ancestral grave! ”

Li Nannan immediately put on a shocked expression on his face.

"Uncle! Wait a minute, I'll go back to the bedroom! ”

"This university teacher is just different! When encountering a big event, you should first find a quiet place alone, and think about it, that rough people like us either want to go around on the ground, or talk nonsense! ”

Li Nannan heard the whispers of the villagers in the house, and thought:

"Originally, I was shirtless, and there were a few aunts and aunts, sisters and nieces standing in the yard, I'm sorry, I want to go out with short sleeves, since the villagers think so, then let me cool off in the house for a while before going out! Anyway, I was bewitched and burned by He Jiali! Hahaha~"

About a quarter of an hour, Li Nannan put on a short sleeve, walked out of the door, and jumped onto the wall of the flower bed in the middle of his yard

"Dad, Mom, Uncle Shouzheng! First of all, I was shocked to get the news! It's sad too! This old pine and cypress has blessed our Li family for more than 500 years, with prosperity and good weather! But yesterday, it fell forever! Come! Let's first bow our heads, close our eyes, and observe three minutes of silence for this great but ordinary old pine tree! Two structures! You count the time. ”

Li Ergou was a little confused by the suddenness, but fortunately, his brain has always been flexible, and he shouted to everyone:

"Ready~up!"

"Rite over!"

Li Southwest then said with tears in his eyes:

"The old pine tree, it does not dislike our old Li family's poverty, rooted in the ordinary land of the Li family's ancestral tomb, it is down, but I am even happier for it, these 500 years, it has borne too many burdens that should not be borne as a tree, it is tired, it is time to rest, may its tree soul blossom in heaven!"

Li Southwest made a clapping code to Li Ergou, at the beginning of the second structure, there was a round of applause in the courtyard, Li Southwest raised his arms, not past his chest, his fingertips drove his palms down twice, signaled to stop applauding, and continued to speak when the courtyard was quiet:

"This tree is gone, but its spirit is still there, and our hard-working Li family will move forward bravely under the leadership of his spirit, overcome all difficulties, and return to the glory of 500 years ago!"

"Good!"

While cheering and applauding in the courtyard, Li Nannan jumped off the flower bed wall and went to Li Shouzheng's side:

"Uncle Shouzheng! Is this okay? ”

"University teachers are just level! In just a few words, the doubts of the villagers were dispelled, amazing! ”

"Uncle Shouzheng, don't say that, you deliberately asked me to show off and show off! Thank you for the old man! ”

Li Shouzheng smiled like a flower and said:

"I see that you just made a baby with us, and you cooperated very well, this time you go back to Langchuan, can you take him to meet the market?"

"I can't ask for it, Uncle Shouzheng! I need a helper. ”

Hearing this, Li Shouzheng closed his mouth even more happily. At this time, Li Southwest suddenly attacked, saying:

"But...!"

"Eldest nephew, you say, what do you need Uncle Shouzheng to do?"

"Uncle Shouzheng, I heard that this ancient tree was struck by lightning, if you don't cut the grass and remove the roots, once a new sprout grows from the old roots, there is a chance that it will be a monster, a big murderer!"

Li Shouzheng had a shocked expression.

"Southwest, don't be afraid, I organized someone to cut his roots!"

Li Nannan smiled slightly:

"Uncle Shouzheng, don't waste the roots when they are dug out, our principal likes root carving."

"Okay, I'll dig it out and let the second structure send it to you."

"Good! Then there is Uncle Lao Shouzheng! ”

In the afternoon of the same day, Li Shouzheng organized a few strong men to cut the roots of the pine and cypress trees, and it is strange to say that the root system of this pine tree is not developed, but each branch seems to be connected to a coffin, and Li Shouzheng admires Li Nannan from the bottom of his heart!

"I almost made this monster come out! This university teacher is amazing! You know everything. ”

In the evening, Li Ergou respectfully sent the roots to Li Nannan, Li Nannan thanked him and told Li Ergou that they would set off to Langchuan together a month later.

At this moment, He Jiali can be said to be anxious, He Jiali's mother Li Jinting is famous for indiscriminate letters, picking up soil and burning incense, and her mother's sacred tree was struck by lightning Such a big thing, but she is indispensable, the key is that she also pulled her husband He Yuanqian, who is He Yuanqian? That's the leading boss in Nantuo County. At that time, Li Nannan was impassioned on the flower bed, but He Yuanqian saw the fame, and when He Jiali's family had dinner in the evening, He Yuanqian suddenly said:

"Old woman, I was young back then, and I relied on my own brute strength to break the rule of one out and one entry for women in your village, it's not good!"

Li Jinting said:

"Your old immortal conscience has been discovered? Who are you going to marry off from your old He family? I don't think the little girl in the fourth uncle's house has a partner yet! ”

He Yuanqian turned his head to He Jiali:

"Lili, you are not young anymore, I see that Li Nannan of your mother's family is good, and I have sent someone to investigate, your grandfather's family and his family were separated 400 years ago!"

"Old man, look at my brainlessness, why didn't I think of our family Lili and Southwest? What a match, Mom will go to tell you about family affairs tomorrow! ”

He Jiali was full of reluctance and said:

"I don't! Mom, if you want to say goodbye, I'll die to show you, just that dirt bun, I haven't had enough of it! ”

After saying that, he slapped his chopsticks on the table, ran back to his room on the second floor, locked the door, and got angry!

"This is the daughter you taught, I don't care! She has to go on this blind date! ”

He Yuanqian also slapped his chopsticks on the table and went to the study to read.

"What do you call the daughter I taught, you can tell me clearly about the old immortal~"

Li Jinting chased after him stupidly......

He Jiali, who was lying in the room, felt that something was wrong the more she thought about it, as if she had been calculated by Li Nannan, and in an instant, she felt that she was not smart or beautiful, and she even had a sense of oppression that several big planes had fallen on her chest!

"Okay, you Li Nannan, this Liangzi and we are settled, the old lady and you are not finished!"

"Ahh ~”

He Jiali roared! Get rid of a white-fronted female worm alive.

Of course, Li Nannan didn't expect that He Jiali's house staged such a good show, and he was forced to be busy for another day, and he slept innocently! In the dream, Li Nannan hugged the spoon, and the spoon said softly:

"Brother Southwest, I think He Jiali is very good! I have no objection to you having three wives and four concubines, as long as you have my place in your heart, I will be satisfied! ”

"Don't think too much about it! I don't have any idea about that man's wife, three wives and four concubines, I will consider it, after all, successful men will face a lot of temptations, rather than hiding it, it is better to face it calmly, but I promise, I will always have you in my heart, spoon, I love you! ”

"Brother Southwest!"

"Spoon!"

When Li Nannan woke up, it was already half past ten in the morning!

"What kind of nightmare is this?"

Before going to bed last night, I called Li Ergou to go to the Dangdang Martial Arts Hall in the county seat, this Dangdang Martial Arts Hall is the one who wanted to help Li Southwest pick up the school bully Xiong Dahai, the owner of the hall is called Li Lifeng, Li Southwest is 4 years old, and his hometown lives next door to Li Southwest's house, and he is an out-and-out practitioner, Li Southwest has been very thin since he was a child, and Li Lifeng often protects Li Southwest.

"Brother Lifeng! I'm coming to see you! ”

"Southwest Ah! Come, sit down, and have tea! ”

"Brother Feng, you've been doing well lately!"

"Southwest, I'm fine, don't worry! You're a teacher over there, has anyone bullied you? ”

Li Xinan thought to herself, "Yes, a stinky woman named Wang Wen." ”

But look at Li Lifeng's fist as big as a sandbag, forget it!

"No, our school is very positive! No one bullies anyone!"

"That's good! But I'm far away from you now, I suggest, you still learn a little martial arts, you can't have the heart to hurt people, and you can't have the heart to defend people! ”

"Brother Feng, I'm also here for this matter, I'm going to take Li Ergou over there at the beginning of school, you see I'm so thin, learn kung fu, see the effect in a short time, it's very difficult, I see that Li Ergou has a strong body, can you teach him?"

"Yes, then Li Ergou, are you willing to learn martial arts?"

Li Ergou replied:

"Brother Feng, I'm willing!"

"Then it's decided!"

At 3 o'clock in the afternoon, Li Ergou stayed in the Dangdang Martial Arts Hall to learn martial arts, Li Southwest went out of the museum, planning to go to the high school alma mater, reminisce, have dinner, and then go home, just a few steps out of the door.

"Handsome guy! I see that your bones are wonderful, you are a martial arts wizard, I have a secret book here, do you want it? ”

A skinny eldest brother wearing slippers and a straw hat took out an old copy of "Washing the Marrow Sutra" from the yellow cloth bag he was carrying cross-body and came over! Li Nannan thought to himself:

"Jingqi sister! I'm skinny and skinny! I'm amazed! But if you don't hit a smiling person, life is not easy, and those who are strong and alive are all heroes! ”

So, Li Nannan asked:

"Big brother, how much is this scripture?"

"It's not expensive, it's not expensive, today I see that you and I are destined, 10,000 8!"

"Big brother! Please put your feet on the ground and be a down-to-earth person! 5 yuan to buy or not? ”

As he spoke, Li Southwest put on a posture of leaving! In fact, Li Nannan really plans to leave, this person is not a liar at first glance, that is, he has a problem with his brain.

"8 yuan, 888, all the way!"

"6 pieces, 666 all the way!"

"Okay, deal!"

Li Southwest took out his mobile phone and wanted to scan the code to pay for the eldest brother, the eldest brother pulled the yellow bag open, rummaged through the collection code, Li Southwest took a closer look, there were "Rulai Divine Palm", "Ziwei Divine Palm", "One Finger Zen", "Nine Yin True Scripture", "Dragon Descending Hand", "Fuhu Fist", "Plum Blossom Pile", ......

"Big brother, you are really knowledgeable!"

"Young man! Let me tell you, business is such a thing, take root, don't regret it! Have the spirit of contract. ”

As he spoke, he took out a piece of paper with the words "collection code" written on it and handed it to Li Nannan. At this time, Li Lifeng pushed open the door of the store:

"I said Yin Shilang, why are you swaggering at the door of my martial arts hall again!"

Yin Shilang took off his straw hat and nodded.

"Boss Li, business is booming, Wishing you prosperity!"

"Southwest, how much does he sell your book?"

"Brother Feng, 6 yuan! Take it home and read it as a villain book. ”

"Oh, that's fine."

Li Lifeng turned his head to Yin Shilang and said:

"This is my brother, come, I'll pay for the money!"

"That's a good feeling!"

Yin Shilang ran to Li Lifeng in a hurry, Li Lifeng took out his mobile phone, pretended to pay, and said a sentence in his mouth:

"Feixin collects money, 6 yuan!"

After receiving the money, Yin Shilang walked away. Li Nannan looked at Yin Shilang's figure.

"Stealing People" has clouds: there is a man, his head is like a spear, his body is thin and his legs are long, and his arms are turned out when he hangs down, and his name says: Heavenly General, this man, who loves martial arts like life, if he is a general, he will kill all sides and be invincible; If you want to steal this man's fortune, you must know that this man is good at drinking, you only need to persuade him to drink until he is drunk, so that when he and the dusty woman have a good time fishing and water, he will be caught quickly, and his fortune can be obtained by catching quickly.

"Brother Lifeng, has this guy been arrested for soliciting prostitution?"

"How do you know? Yin Shilang this guy is also a bad idea, in the early years, he was talented, righteous and righteous, and he was also a little famous in our Nantuo martial arts world, however, once he went out drinking with his friends, got drunk, somehow, he ran to a bathing center, the bathing center business is not clean, secretly doing skin and meat business, just like that, this guy is infected with the bad habit of prostitution, and as soon as he drinks, he will go to prostitution, just like this for half a year, just happened to meet the county public security bureau changed leaders, the new official took office three fires, the county carried out 'yellow, gambling, Gambling on the special rectification, this guy was arrested, just arrest it, there was nothing originally, but it was no one else who carried out the arrest task at that time, it was his own little sister, Yin Thirteen! Is this a coincidence, you say? ”

Li Southwest took over the conversation:

"So Yin Shilang has been in a slump since then, and even crazy, but Yin Shishi has killed his relatives because of righteousness, and he has been on the rise."

"Hey! Southwest, you kid can't tell fortunes, that's true. ”

"Brother Lifeng! It's common sense, and you can imagine it. ”

"This university teacher is just different!"

At this time, a police car stopped not far away, and a twenty-five or sixteen-year-old female police officer came down, heroic, and her facial features looked very thoughtful, she was a proper beauty, the police officer grabbed Yin Shilang's arm, set him up, stuffed him into the car, and then waved his hand to this side, pointed to the mobile phone, Li Lifeng took out the phone, pressed the call button, and the sound of a yellow warbler out of the valley came from the other end of the phone:

"Brother Lifeng, thank you! I went to work today and forgot to lock the door, so my brother ran out, but fortunately you found him. ”

"Thirteen, you're welcome! Your brother and I are old acquaintances. ”

After being polite, and when he hung up the phone, Li Lifeng said to Li Nannan:

"This Yin Thirteen is also a heroine among women, she is already the captain of the criminal police of our county bureau at a young age, it is rumored in the rivers and lakes that anyone can cure his brother Yin Shilang's illness, she is willing to make a promise to the man, and she is willing to be a slave for life for the woman, it is really touching! But now, all the doctors Tang Guo can see have seen it, and the liar has encountered wave after wave, and Yin Shilang's illness is still not improving! ”

Li Southwest is in his heart YY:

"The Book of Theft" only talks about the method of stealing, but the method of cracking it completely depends on the reader's self-understanding, is it the lack of a door in the legend? If there is a way to crack this, I am not, and there is another beautiful policeman as an aunt! ”

"Southwest, Southwest, what do you want?"

"Oh! Brother Lifeng, this world is really embarrassing! ”