Last time, it was said that Li Nanyang violated the yin and promised Li Shouzheng to worship the pine and cypress trees, at 8 o'clock, the family worship ceremony officially began, first of all, Brother Wang from the next village read an obscure sacrificial text, Li Nanan only understood a bunch of whining and lamentation, and the last sentence

"Filial piety man Li Nannan with Li's filial piety men, filial piety women, worship! One kowtow! ~ Kowtow again! ~Three prostrations! ~Ceremony! ~ Up!"

After the ceremony was over, Li Nannan walked to the pine and cypress tree with his hands folded, bowed three times, and thought while worshipping

"Alas,, if you bring it up and cut you now, you won't be regarded by the elders in the village as an arrogant person who doesn't recognize your six relatives, you have to calculate carefully, see how I cut you, and let the forces behind you vomit back to me twice what you eat!"

After going down the mountain to take a break, in the courtyard of Li Nannan's house, a "promotion banquet" was set up, and during the banquet, the village chief said vigorously

"The southwest is out! Our old Li family is going to turn over! Everyone must listen to the opinion of the southwest in everything in the future, he is a university teacher, and he is at the same level as the deputy county magistrate!"

I wonder how the deputy county magistrate of Nantuo County will feel when he hears this? Of course, set up a table, it is indispensable to invite a lot of people to come, no, there is a table of Li Nannan who grew up with the crotch pants and the urine mud, and there is a table of the sisters of the family who have not yet married the "fierce gods", because Li Village has always been poor, so whoever marries the female doll of Li Family Village must marry a female doll, just like that, there are 3 old singles in the village, so the female dolls of Li Village are all "treasures", that is so ruthless! The banquet was about to end, and Li Ergou, the little hair of Li Southwest, proposed not to watch the big drama in the village at night and go to the city KTV to play.

"I'm leaving, the village chief is afraid that he will talk about me!"

Li Southwest said.

"It's okay, I've already told my dad~ My dad said that as long as we survive 1 hour, we can move freely!"

Li Ergou replied.

"Okay, I'll go ask my parents for a leave of absence!"

“OK”

At 7 o'clock in the evening, Li Nannan and a group of brothers set off to the county seat of Haoyue family KTV, this KTV is the largest entertainment club in the city, I heard that there are mixed fish and dragons, there is everything, but one thing is very clear, for Li Nanan and his small kind of "poor eggs", except for 280 yuan a fake beer and the KTV room itself, there is really nothing! ~ Li Ergou ordered 5 cases of fake beer, and began to roar with demons, about half past eleven in the evening, Li Nannan, who was dizzy, walked out of the private room to go to the toilet, and saw a team of bewitching women in revealing clothes entering a private room without taking two steps.

"There are ghosts here"

Li Nannan thought to herself, and when she turned a corner, she suddenly met a beautiful woman, she was wearing a pair of flat leather sandals, a pair of black 7-point trousers on her legs, and a black casual suit on her upper body.

"Isn't this my high school classmate, the famous He Jiali! How? Coming here to work too? ”

Li Nannan joked, how did this beam come about? It turned out that He Jiali, who was a good woman when she was in high school, had an affair with this boy all day long, talked about life with that boy, and one day after school, she took the initiative to come to Li Nannan, saying that his eyes were good-looking, and he looked good~ Li Nannan had one eyelid and one eyelid and two eyelids, so Li Nannan said

"Yours is also very good-looking, how many planes did you drop today?"

He Jiali's face turned blue when she was angry, and soon after, He Jiali talked about Xiong Dahai, the school bully at the time, and instigated Xiong Dahai to beat Li Nannan, fortunately, Li Nannan had a family that opened a martial arts gym in the county, Xiong Dahai was obedient to Li Nannan's cleanup, and He Jiali's evil breath was always held in her heart and could not be released.

"Which little brother said I work here?"

He Jiali replied delicately while flirting with the seaside, and when she threw her flattering eyes at Li Nannan, her face changed abruptly.

"Who shall I be? It's you stinky boy!"

He Jiali crossed her hands on her hips, her palms turned outward, her shoulders leaned forward slightly, her eyebrows raised, and she shouted

"Someone!"

Before Li Nannan came back to his senses, he saw the thugs watching the scene appear in front of He Jiali, standing with his legs fixed, his hands pressed against the position of the belt buckle, bowing his head, and shouting

"Miss!"

"Invite this gentleman to my office for tea!"

"Yes! Miss!"

The black-clad thug turned around and made a gesture of please.

Li Nannan flew over countless alpacas in his heart at this moment, and followed He Jiali into the office, but he didn't expect that the world of flowers inside this office was completely different from the outside, it was an antique scene, a 2-meter-long mahogany tea table was placed in the middle of the room, and the three-legged golden toad ornaments on the table were vivid, at first glance, it was from the hands of famous masters, and the price must be very beautiful, He Jiali said:

"Teacher Li, please be seated!"

Li Nannan looked at He Jiali suspiciously and asked:

"How do you know I'm a teacher? After graduating from high school, I'm afraid we haven't been in touch, right? ”

He Jiali picked up the teapot, poured the teacup with the first tea, and said:

"Teacher Li, you are now a celebrity in Lijia Village, my mother has you, the eldest nephew of the family who is a teacher in college, that is proud, no, no!"

"Oh! It turned out to be Cousin Carrie! ”

Li Nannan spoke, straightened his waist, and shamelessly stretched out his hand that had not been washed after going to the toilet, and made a gesture of shaking hands.

"I said good brother Southwest, have you washed your hands?"

"How do you know I didn't wash my hands?"

Li Nannan asked curiously, He Jiali rolled her eyes, shook her head, picked up the remote control on the table, and pressed it, and the entire KTV public scene appeared on the big screen on Li Nannan's left hand, including the washstand outside the toilet, Li Nannan retracted his hand embarrassedly.

"I'm not like some people, chicken-bellied."

He Jiali spoke, handed Li Southwest a warm handkerchief, Li Southwest took the handkerchief, wiped his hands, reached out and shook hands with He Jiali, at the moment of withdrawing his hand, Li Southwest saw that He Jiali's right wrist had a red mole, Li Southwest consciously and unconsciously remembered that in "The Book of Theft", "stealing people" has clouds: there is a woman, willow leaves bent eyebrows, big and round eyes, straight nose, cherry mouth, plump jaw, right hand and left foot and neck each have a mole, name: Heavenly Charm Girl, this woman, born with charming bones, self-esteem is very high, good at attracting bees and butterflies, regards ordinary husbands as dolls, but if there is a man who is obsessed with it, the fortune of this life will be transferred to this woman, and this woman will not be half pity; If you want to steal this woman's fortune, you must get the heart of this woman, you can share the good luck with her, and do not use deception, if you use it, you will die on the spot and bring disaster to the nine clans. In order to verify the authenticity of this "Theft of the Scriptures", Li Nannan opened his mouth and asked:

"Cousin Carrie, do you also have the same red mole on your left foot and neck as on your wrist?"

He Jiali showed a hint of a charming smile and thought to herself

"Li Nannan, back then, he said that he was not overwhelmed by the beauty and gentleness of the old lady, and even the red moles on my feet and neck were observed so carefully, stinky men are really disciples, watch me tease him, and tell him to die and live!"

The mouth began the offensive:

"Oops~ Brother Southwest, how do you know! I'm ashamed, that mole is not something that any man can see. ”

As he spoke, he pretended to be shy, lowered his head and played with his fingers. Combined with He Jiali's performance.

"It's a real hammer, "The Thief of the Scriptures" is real!"

Li Nannan showed a silly smile on his face, and He Jiali glanced at Li Nannan with a thousand charming eyes, thinking ecstatically in her heart

"Sure enough, it's a man, this lustful pig looks, the old lady's revenge is imminent, hahaha!"

Softly:

"Brother Southwest, what's wrong? Is it because you dislike your cousin and aren't beautiful? ”

Seeing that Li Nannan still had a stupid expression, he said again:

"Brother Southwest (hmm)! ~”

Li Nannan came back to his senses, looked at He Jiali's appearance, and got off the donkey down the slope:

"Jiali, you are so beautiful, I was stunned, brother I think you are a thousand times more beautiful than when you were in high school, ten thousand times, I Li Nannan was really blind at that time! Dig it up! ”

As she spoke, she raised her hands and pretended to clasp off her eyeballs, He Jiali was obviously a little confused by this move, and thought

"Could it be that the old lady has been beautiful again recently, go home tonight and take a good look in the mirror and admire herself."

"Brother Southwest! Don't! How can you appreciate my beauty without eyes! ~”

Li Nannan suddenly paused, put down his hands, and said stupidly:

"Yes! Why am I so stupid, I have no eyes, how can I feel the beauty of Sister Carrie, but Sister Carrie, you are so beautiful, I can't see you for a second, my breathing will stop, and my heart will go into arrest! ”

"It's not difficult, it's all smartphones now, you can take a picture of me, can't you just look at it every day?"

Li Nannan looked at He Jiali gently and said:

"It's too perfunctory to take pictures on your phone, it's too trampling on your beauty, Sister Carrie! I stayed in school to be a teacher because Chinese painting is good, and I want to paint your beauty! ”

He Jiali thought to herself:

"Wow~ No one has ever painted me a Chinese painting photo~ It's amazing!"

Said to Li Nannan:

"Brother, I'll ask someone to bring pen and ink!"

Li Nannan raised his hand

"Wait!"

Interrupted He Jiali.

"How can vulgar fans portray your beauty! I have already thought about it, I want to use the peace tree in front of the Li family's ancestral grave, the charcoal after the trunk is burnt as ink, and the ash from the leaves is burned to make powder, outlining your beauty! ”

This Li Nannan is waiting here! This is the case in the rivers and lakes, the most powerful hunter often appears as prey, and he may hunt other hunters, He Jiali said:

"Brother, this is not good! Every time my grandfather had a headache and brain fever, my mother went to worship? ”

Li Southwest said firmly:

"It is the worship of ten thousand people that is worthy of your beauty! Sister Carrie, do you have a car and gas? I'm going to burn trees to get toner! ”

He Jiali thought to herself:

"Li Nannan, this time you are afraid that you will be ruined! My mother won't keep nagging me, saying that I have read this book in vain, and I only know how to gnaw at the old all day long! ”

She picked up her phone:

"Brother Liu, I, Jiali, I have something to arrange, for a while, prepare a car, tank three barrels of gasoline, accompany a friend of mine, go do something, rest assured, legal, um~"

Then, He Jiali began her charm Dafa again

"Brother Southwest! ……”

After a while, a muscular man in a black suit came to He Jiali's office.

"Miss, please command!"

He Jiali said to Li Nannan:

"Brother, you just take him with you!"

Li Nannan replied:

"Good!"

Li Southwest got out of the KTV and called Li Ergou, lying that he met a classmate from the next village who had run a black car and wanted to go home, he went back first with a car, and asked them to go home early, and then he took three big men and embarked on the journey of slaughtering trees, all the way was calm, and when he arrived at the ancestral grave of the Li family, Li Southwest ordered the three big men to pour all the gasoline on the thief pine and cypress tree, and lit a fire, it was really a good fire, but when he saw that the fire was shining in the sky, it was like an amethyst fire in the Laojun furnace; Gasoline burns pine oil, and it is difficult for the dragon king to return to the sky; Pine oil burns gasoline, burns it inside and outside to tender ash; About five minutes later, at this time, there was a sudden gust of wind, lightning and thunder, after all, it was set on fire at someone's grave, and the three big men were frightened, and said to Li Nannan:

"Boy, do you have to wait? It's raining. ”

Li Southwest pretended to be stupid and said:

"You put me at the door of the house, go back and tell your young lady, the toner rain is wasted, I will come to the door another day to paint for her, please keep tonight's matter secret, this pine tree was struck by lightning!"