Debt halved
Ho Ka Li said:
"Brother Southwest, do we still have a chance to go out? I think my grandparents are in the spirit of heaven, and I don't want to see me die here! ”
Li Southwest said:
"It stands to reason that this ancient tomb is to prevent people from entering, setting up many traps, and when you pull down the dragon horns and close the door, I have some suspicions, your ancestral tomb is like a shelter, and when the twenty-five doors are closed, I am almost sure that this layer of mechanisms is to prevent people from outside from entering, this is the shelter, as long as we find the mechanism, we can escape!"
"Brother Southwest, really?"
"Hmm!"
He Jiali was very happy when she heard Li Nannan say this, she ran to the front of the coffin, knelt down and kowtowed to her ancestors, and there were words in her mouth, Li Nannan thought
"This girl has been passed down by her mother! ~”
At this moment, He Jiali suddenly shouted:
"Come and see, brother, this brick is not the same color!"
Li Southwest walked up to He Jiali:
"Is kowtowing really useful?"
"What did Brother Southwest say? I'm not my mother, I'm just paying homage to my ancestors! ”
"It's a drop! You're just paying tribute to your ancestors!"
Subsequently, Li Nannan carefully observed the stone brick, cleaned the dust on it, and wrote two lines:
"The juniors want to go out of the tomb and kowtow three thousand!"
Li Nannan thought to himself:
"What's wrong with He Jiali's family? Kowtow at every turn. ”
But at this time, He Jiali kowtowed, stick, stick, and Li Nannan was not in a hurry, and knocked on the stone brick with his hand.
"Boom! Boom! Boom!"
The inside was empty, and Li Nannan pushed it hard with his hand.
"Click!"
The stone slab cracked from the middle, and a wooden box the size of a small suitcase was placed inside, and when the wooden box was opened, there was a box full of gold cakes, and a roll of bamboo slips was placed on it, and the gold cakes were engraved with words, Li Nannan picked up the top piece of gold cakes, looked at it, and cleared his throat:
"My family is not filial to the descendants, and they were forced by the enemy to such a point that kowtowing can break the slate! You insist on not following the old body, you have to go to Langzhou to find the tomb of Yaoxiang, is that tomb so easy to find? The Shi General's Mansion, the Purple Tomb Faction, and the Kongtong Sect have all arrived in Langchuan, and they haven't gotten a little bit of news about the Yaoxiang Tomb. You were finally forced back to this Nantuo, and you went to hide in this thousand-year-old tomb! However, the old body is reluctant to see you and other descendants suffer, I engraved my own sect's peerless learning on the gold cake, together with the only ancient book found in the original ancient tomb, and put it here, so that you can take the coffin in front of you and leave with the current, in order to avoid the enemy, and the old body will go!"
Li Nannan picked up another piece of gold cake and looked at it, it was indeed engraved with exercises, as for the bamboo slips, Li Nanan was afraid that it would accelerate oxidation and damage after opening, so he packed it in a sealed bag he carried with him and put it back in the box, He Jiali walked to Li Nannan's side and pointed to the elm coffin.
"Brother Southwest, shall we lie inside?"
"It's lying inside, don't be afraid, listen to your ancestors, it's empty inside!"
"Not ......"
Before He Jiali could finish speaking, Li Nannan had already walked to the coffin and pushed it hard, and the coffin actually slid down the slope into the water.
"Quick!"
Li Nannan caught up with the coffin, opened the lid of the coffin, and motioned for He Jiali to enter.
"No, Brother Southwest, you go first!"
Li Nannan looked confused, and when he went in and lay inside, he found that the space in the coffin could barely accommodate two people!
"Great pervert! Turn around, I'll lie on top of you!"
Li Nannan helplessly lay down, and He Jiali lay on Li Nannan's back on her back.
"I said you look pretty skinny! Crush people"
"Shut up! It's your blessing that my mother treats you as a meat pad!"
"Li Nannan, should this coffin board be closed?"
"Look at the coffin structure to be closed."
"I can't pull it! No, okay?"
"I think there may be a section ahead of me that needs to go underwater, so it's better to close it!"
Li Nannan felt that He Jiali was exerting herself, but she just couldn't close it.
"Li Nannan, I can't close it! I don't have the strength, you come and close!"
Li Southwest said: "Then you are below, I am above!"
"No, I'll go up and down!"
"I can't use my strength down there!"
"Just turn around!"
"Alright! You step a little to the side. ”
Li Nannan turned around with difficulty, stretched out his hand and pulled the coffin board with difficulty. Li Nannan hugged He Jiali at the moment, and a strange feeling slowly steamed.
"Ah~!Hooligan, Li Nannan, you turn me around!"
"I can't turn around! It's too crowded, this could only be one person lying down!"
"Then can you be honest!"
"No! A man's normal reaction!"
"Li Nannan, you rascal! Hmph~"
While speaking, the water in front of him seemed to become turbulent, the coffin kept swaying from side to side, and from time to time it hit the reef, or jumped in the air or something, Li Nannan and He Jiali were shaken and dizzy, forgetting the embarrassment for a while, I don't know how long it took, the wind and waves were calm outside, He Jiali's mobile phone suddenly rang, it was He Jiali's mother, Li Jinting called:
"Carrie! Where are you and Li Nannan? We were in a hurry, and our phones couldn't be connected!"
He Jiali was in a daze, and found that one of Li Nannan's hands was actually on her little belly! I was very angry, so I said:
"Li Nannan, your arm is pressing on my stomach!"
Li Southwest was also shaken and dizzy, this half a day? In a daze, here comes a sentence:
"Okay, let me sleep again!"
He Jiali only then remembered that his mother had called, and was about to explain, but there was a "dood" sound on the other end of the phone. He Jiali hit Li Nannan twice with her fists:
"Stinky rascal, open the lid!"
Li Nannan pushed open the lid and found that they were in a cave, and there was a ray of sunlight shining in at the entrance of the cave, Li Nannan and He Jiali walked to the entrance of the cave with the box, brushed away the vines at the entrance of the cave, and found that this place was on the edge of Jinghu Villa, fortunately there was no one in the morning, and the two rushed to the dressing room and changed their clothes.
"Li Nannan, I'll take the box, tonight's matter must be kept secret! I will forgive you half of your debt. ”
"Is a chest of gold worth five thousand?" "What gold! Talk nonsense, old lady tear your mouth!"
Li Nannan was speechless for a moment, the two took a taxi and went their separate ways, and after about half an hour, Li Nannan's phone suddenly rang, it was Li different:
"Where are you? Stinky boy, you've grown up, good job! I asked you to marry He Jiali through the door, because I wanted the media to marry, I didn't ask you to cut it first and then play, you are bullying! ”
Li Nannan replied:
"Dad, no, we didn't do anything!"
", your paws are all pressing on the belly of other girls, and they all slept together at night! If you still don't admit it, you little rabbit cub, go to your Uncle He's house immediately, shame! I'll be there soon! ”
"Toot ~ Toot ~ Toot ~"
Li Southwest was blindfolded by this sudden situation, and said to the master:
"Go to He Jiali's house!"
Master asked:
"Where is He Jiali's house? Oh, wait a minute. ”
"Dad, where is He Jiali's house?"
"I don't even know where the girl's house lives, brute! Woe to the family! ”……
At this time, He Jiali was called to the study by He Yuanqian.
"My good girl, aren't you not married? Why did you run to someone's bed so quickly? Where do you put my He Yuanqian's face? Yes! ”
"Dad~ I'll show you this."
Saying that, He Jiali handed over the box He Li Nannan got last night to He Yuanqian, and He Yuanqian opened it to take a look.
"Where did you get this?"
He Jiali told what happened, and at the end, He Yuanqian said:
"This is a matter of our family's secrets, according to the rules, Li Southwest must die!"
He Jiali turned pale with fright:
"Not really, Dad!"
"As for!"
"I'm going to find my mother!"
Li Jinting suddenly pushed the door and entered:
"I know it all, your dad is right, as for it!"
He Jiali was stunned on the spot, took out her mobile phone and was about to report to Li Nannan to tell him to flee quickly, He Yuanqian said:
"Don't call, there's a way to keep him from dying! Li Nannan's eight characters are born to be the material for tomb robbery! As long as he marries you, he will not die! ”
Ho Ka Li said:
"I do!"
"Would you like to, would he do? Is General Shi's Mansion behind him willing? ”
"Dad, what does he have to do with General Shi's Mansion?"
Li Jinting interjected:
"Your grandfather is General Shi's Mansion, stationed in Nantuo, and specializes in monitoring the Qingzuka faction's every move, the scout camp pavilion chief, because of Li Nannan's special eight characters, as soon as he was born, he was reported to the General's Mansion, fortunately, he was born in a side door, and their family no longer participated in the specific affairs of the camp five generations ago."
"Mom, since it's a side door and not in the General's Mansion, what's wrong with marrying me?"
"The point is that your father is the head of the current Qingzuka faction! His daughter is going to get married, Li Nannan is special and your grandfather told me earlier that the relationship between the two of you has attracted the attention of the people in the General's Mansion, and it was he who suppressed it. ”
"Dad, Mom, what should I do, it was Li Nannan who saved me?"
As she spoke, He Jiali's tears fell.
"Don't worry, the child's mother, I'll see this for a while......."
When Li Nannan arrived at He Jiali's door, Li Wei was already waiting early.
"You unfilial son, go!"
Li Wei led Li Nannan into He Yuanqian's house, and as soon as he entered the door, He Yuanqian said to Li Nanan:
"Li Nannan, you are too much, ask the two of you to go on a blind date, you abducted my girl to the bed, you are really ruthless, really ruthless!"
Then he turned to Li Jinting and said:
"Is this your revenge on me? Li Jinting, your family is too ruthless, this~! Oops~ I'm so angry! ”
As he spoke, he straightened his legs and lay flat on the sofa with a towel over his head. At this time, He Jiali rushed down from upstairs:
"Dad! You are narrow-minded, I said it, nothing happened to me and the Southwest! ”
Li Jinting raised his voice:
"You damn girl! What else is going to happen to you? At that time, we couldn't find you, at the police station, I finally called you, in front of so many people's ears, you said that Li Nannan's hand was pressing your stomach! What more could you want! ”
Li Wei said to He Yuanqian and Li Jinting:
"The two in-laws, I don't know if it's called like this, it's appropriate, this girl's reputation is the most important, if you don't dislike my family Li Nannan, I'll ask a matchmaker to be a matchmaker in the afternoon."
He Yuanqian:
"Hey~ father-in-law, I am also willing to marry Jiali to you, but, this raw rice has been cooked by itself, I see, in this way, the two of them will go to withdraw a marriage certificate for a while, and then as soon as the southwest starts, Jiali will follow to live, this wedding, we will make up in Langzhou later! I won't be embarrassed in Nantuo, saying that our family was coerced to get married! ”
Lee replied differently:
"Oops! In-laws, I didn't expect this layer! That's good! ”
Then Li Southwest was sent to He Jiali's house, and Li Southwest asked He Jiali.
"Are you really going to marry me?"
Ho replied:
"You're thinking too much! You and I just withdraw a marriage certificate, and when we get to Langzhou, let's just find a chance to get another divorce certificate! But you can't bully me, we only have the name of husband and wife! ”
"Don't worry, there will be no husband and wife, who will like men!"
"Li Nannan, what are you talking about? Okay, you white-eyed wolf, the old lady gave you face, right! Someone else can't ask for a bride price or something when they get married? What did you give? Why don't I go out and say, you got me that last night? Anyway, we're already husband and wife. ”
Li Nannan suddenly had another thought in his heart
"Sure enough, people are faceless, and ghosts are afraid! Can I do the opposite? ”
Understanding the key, Li Southwest said:
"If you dare to say it, I will dare to do it directly to you, right away! Anyway, we're husband and wife! Although you are an airport, is it still advisable to have other ~ ? ”
After speaking, he pretended to be fascinated and stared at He Jiali, but he forgot He Jiali's nirvana.
"Smack~"
"He Jiali, you know that I don't beat women, you don't talk about martial arts, and you beat me in the neck"
"Oh yo~ Don't hit women~ Then what else do you want from me? Just your little arms and legs, my mother likes big breasts and can move. ”
When He Jiali was able to do it, Li Nannan, who was embarrassed and angry, threw He Jiali on the bed at once, regardless of He Jiali's objections, and kissed her on the mouth, at this time He Jiali's mind was in a mess, and she couldn't tell whether she was afraid or expectant, she didn't resist, and let out a soft groan, and Li Nannan, the second goods, he actually stood up and said shyly:
"Tell you to beat me, and if you beat me in the future, I will kiss you!"
Hey~ This Li Nannan is still too young~ I don't understand the sinister nature of the world, and when I say it's too late, I saw He Jiali pick up the pillow and look at Li Nannan's brain, just as Li Nannan blocked the pillow with his arm.
"Smack~"
The back of Li Nannan's neck turned red again.
"I warn you, don't hit me in the neck!"
Who knew that He Jiali pursed her mouth and pressed hard into Li Nannan's mouth
"Come on! Kiss me! I can't get enough of it! Come on! ”
Then there was another "pop~"...... I don't know what He Yuanqian and Li are talking about, in just half an hour, in He Jiali's house, there were at least ten "pop~" so that every time people who looked at their marriage certificate later found that He Jiali's eyes were bright and her smile was like a flower, and Li Southwest was a roe deer, bitter and hateful. After the evidence was pulled, the two families sat down to eat together, and Li Jinting asked:
"Uncle, when will you go back to Langzhou?"
Li Xinan was eating, obviously he was not used to the current name, He Jiali on the side kicked him hard, he suddenly came back to his senses, and said:
"On the fourth of next month, aunt!"
Li Jinting frowned:
"Why are you still called Auntie!"
A very thick red envelope was stuffed into Li Nannan's hand, about 10,000 yuan, Li Nannan was interested, and immediately followed:
"Thank you, Mom!"