Technical discussions

If you have money to make money, heaven will not tolerate it, at the end of lunch, Li Xinan took the change of mouth fee given to him by Li Jinting, and said goodbye to his "father-in-law" and "mother-in-law" in turn, and then went home, after all, I was really tired last night, not to mention that the "good daughter-in-law" He Jiali didn't want to send him, she wanted to send it very much, but she was politely rejected by Li Nannan one by one, which He Jiali sent a text message.

"I miss the 10,000 yuan in my southwest's brother's pocket very much, we are a fake marriage, and I have to pay back the 10,000 yuan when I turn around, because this is my mother's money, and it is my money in disguise, I will pinch your head if it is less!"

Li Nannan replied to the text message:

"You say it's your money, do you tell them to say yes? Besides, what does it have to do with me changing my mind and marrying us, maybe your mother just likes a child like me? ”

"You wait for me!"

"You told me to wait, just wait? The wolf wants to eat the sheep, and tells the sheep to wait, and the sheep waits? Are you stupid for me? ”

"Come out tomorrow and give me the money!"

"I'm so tired, I'm running outside every day during this time I'm home, tired, resting, resting!"

"Li Nannan, count you ruthless! You wait!"

When he returned home, Li Nannan stayed at home for a week, usually helping his mother do housework, as for the "Washing the Marrow Sutra" Li Nanan threw it aside, did not practice again, this kind of thing that does not know the origin, practice is wrong, it is strange not to go crazy, a week later, Li Southwest called Li Ergou, asked about some situations, picked some vegetables from the vegetable field at home, called Zhang Ba, sent himself to Li Lifeng's Dangdang Martial Arts Hall, greeted him for a while, and went out and met Yin Shilang who was buying martial arts cheats.

"Handsome guy! I see that your bones are wonderful, you are a martial arts wizard, I have a secret book here, do you want it? ”

"Yes, how many?"

"There are a lot of them!"

As he spoke, Yin Shilang took out more than ten books from his bag, and Li Nannan asked:

"Big brother, how much is this scripture?"

"It's not expensive, it's not expensive, today I see that you and I are destined, 10,000 8!"

"Big brother! 5 yuan to buy or not? ”

Saying that, Li Southwest still put on a posture of leaving!

"8 yuan, 888, all the way!"

"6 pieces, 666 all the way!"

"Okay, deal!"

Waiting for Yin Shilang to still take out the "Collection Code" from his bag, Li Southwest said:

"Feixin collects money, 6 yuan!"

"Wishing you prosperity from the owner! It's just that my Book of Scripture is sold out! What should I do next? ”

At this time, a crisp female voice came:

"Brother! It's time for you to go home. ”

Li Nannan glanced back, and at some point, Yin Shisan stood behind him, observing Yin Shisan up close, only to see her big eyes, straight nose, cherry small mouth, bumpy figure, heroic posture. Out of the policeman's intuition, Yin 13 asked Li Nannan:

"May I ask you, sir, what are these books of use to you?"

"Officer Yin, I took one from your brother last time, and it looks good, so take a few more this time and go back to read it!"

"Officer Yin! Do you know me? ”

"My name is Li Nannan, Li Lifeng is my brother in the same village, and I picked up a book here last time."

"Oh, Li Nannan! It turned out to be He Jiali's boyfriend! The young man can, He Yuanqian's daughter dares to touch it! ”

As he spoke, he took out a business card with a smile and handed it to Li Nannan:

"He Yuanqian is a well-known big brother on the road, call me if you have trouble~"

Li Southwest took the business card and said:

"Thank you, Officer Yin, for your kindness!"

"No thanks!"

Yin Shisan instantly glared and said:

"Stinky boy! Say! What is this book for you? ”

Li Nannan was a little frightened by the kind of police-specific deterrence exuded by Yin Shisan, nodded his head, and said with a wry smile:

"Comrade policeman, I really think this book is good!"

Li Nannan casually took out a copy of "Fuhu Fist" and turned a page, you see, for example, this paragraph:

"Slightly step back to the right with your right foot......"

There is also a note on it:

"It's hard for ordinary people to close their elbows behind their backs, but people who aren't skeletal spirits can't! I think it's just fun for the author to dare to write and the annotator to practice! ”

"Click!"

A pair of hands were handcuffed to Li Nannan's hands.

"It's a blank slate! Go back and make it clear to me! ”

Li Nannan has 10,000 grievances in his heart, obviously there are words, how can it become a blank slate, comrade police officer:

"I'm just talking nonsense, no!"

"Not really? I suspect you trick people with disabilities, do illegal things, and get in the car! ”

Li Southwest is now speechless, can only get in the car first, it is not good to wear a pair of big silver bracelets on the road, Yin Shisan first settled his brother Yin Shilang, and then took Li Southwest to the interrogation room of the criminal police team, at this time, a young criminal policeman outside the glass reported to Yin Shisan:

"Captain, I checked this kid's file, his name is Li Nannan, 24 this year, just graduated, no criminal record, his parents are ordinary farmers, and he has no background! Just last week, he and He Yuanqian's daughter He Jiali registered their marriage. ”

"Oh! Without a background, why did He Yuanqian marry her daughter to him for no reason? Boss He, did you take the wrong medicine? Has He Yuanqian made any recent moves? ”

"No, he's always been honest!"

"Have those books been tested?"

"After testing, it's just a blank sheet of paper, one by one, and there is no hidden text."

Yin 13 blocked his mouth with the palm of his hand and whispered:

"...... in a moment"

Li Nannan waited in the interrogation room for about half an hour when a male policeman walked in.

"Comrade Li Nannan! I'm sorry! It is estimated that it was the reflection of the sun, and our captain was in a hurry and didn't see it clearly, sorry! ”

Li Southwest said:

"That's what I said! I entered the yamen well, bad luck! ”

Out of the interrogation room, Li Nannan was invited to the desk of the male policeman, who poured him a cup of tea, and then he took out a copy of "Plum Blossom Stake" and said:

"I think it's weird, what is written here? Look at this paragraph. ”

As he spoke, he opened the book, put it in front of Li Nannan, pointed to a line of text, Li Nannan looked at it, laughed, and then said:

"This is just nonsense, asking people to stand on plum blossom piles with tail vertebrae, nonsense! Hahaha~ The content of these books is really wonderful! ”

The policeman said:

"Yes! Then I'll give you these books, and I'll send you out. ”

"Okay!"

Li Nannan took this book out of the police station, suffered an unwarranted disaster, felt unlucky, and wanted to take a shower to get rid of bad luck! Thinking about it, I took a taxi and came to my alma mater, there is a public bath here, which is Li Nannan's favorite place to come every Sunday afternoon when he went to school, soaking in the central pool, Li Nannan suddenly felt extremely comfortable, at this time, Yin Shisan's office.

"Captain! If that kid wants it, his acting skills are terrifying, and if he wants it, he can really see the words on it. ”

"Forget it! There is no evidence that he was involved in the crime! ”

Yin Shisan said, but he was very interested in Li Nannan, and even had a trace of expectation, maybe his brother's illness, Li Nannan was the key, the reason why he let Li Nanan go was because his duty to be a policeman told her that she could not use public power for private purposes, which was the least respect for her profession.

"But what do you have to do to get close to Li Nannan?"

Yin Thirteen thought. Waiting for Li Southwest to go out from the public bath, it was already sunset, and he casually pulled two mouthfuls of food at the intersection, Li Southwest called a black car, the reason why he didn't call Zhang Ba to send himself today, one is because, Zhang Jing and Zhang Ba are not familiar with themselves after all, and they usually sit in Zhang Ba's car, Li Southwest also didn't say a word, what their purpose was, I don't know, it's not that Li Southwest is a villain, and this is a general rule of society, you can't have the heart to harm people, and you can't have the heart to prevent people; The second is that Li Nannan carefully thought about the bits and pieces of contact with Yin Shilang and Yin Shisan in the hall just now, and began to suspect that only himself and Yin Shisan could see the words in this secret book, and he needed to find an unrelated third party to confirm his thoughts.

"Lijiacun, is that the car you called?"

Li Nannan replied:

"Yes, master!"

Li Southwest sat in the co-pilot, chatting with the driver all the way, intentionally or unintentionally mentioning the matter of practicing calligraphy, the master praised Li Southwest as a cultural person, when he got out of the car, he deliberately opened a cheats book and fell on the seat, and the driver picked up the cheats and looked at it.

"The practice books used by cultural people are so different!"

Rolled down the window and shouted to Li Nannan:

"Handsome guy, your calligraphy practice book fell on the car!"

"Thank you! Master. ”

At this moment, Li Southwest verified his suspicions.

"At present, only I can see the content in this secret book, so can Yin Shilang see it?"

Li Nannan returned home, chatted with his parents for a while, returned to the bedroom, carefully studied these cheats, first picked up the "Yi Marrow Sutra", watched carefully, and when he turned to the last page, a few words came to mind

"Zero five volumes and four chapters."

It is unknown what each of these words means, Li Nannan quickly flipped through several other scriptures, and as expected, the last page was numbered, all of which were five volumes.

"Where should these scriptures be uniformly collected, and where should they be specialized? Meaning, what does this 'earth' mean? ”

Li Nannan lay on the bed, tossing and turning, thinking about this exercise until the third watch, and then fell asleep. He dreamed again of his spoon, and Spoon was elated.

"Congratulations, brother! You married that heavenly charm girl, and you have no worries about food and clothing from now on! ”

"Spoon, don't say that, we are not husband and wife, I only have you in my heart!"

"Brother! Don't talk nonsense, we don't have the reality of husband and wife! ”

"What? Didn't you say you were going to come to me in reality? ”

"Brother!"

As he spoke, he cried

"The last time I escaped, I was found by my family and locked up for almost a month! Now I'm under close surveillance, and I can't go to you! ”

"Where are you? I'm coming for you, my spoon! ”

"Brother! Don't mess around! I'm in a distant place you can't understand! You have to study the "Thief Scripture" well! The day you finish your studies, you may see me! In addition, these scriptures must not be cultivated, these are all low-level exercises practiced by ghosts in the underworld, and the cultivation of living people will eventually lead to people and ghosts! ”

"But I've already cultivated a little!"

"That's fine, you just need to lie in the old elm coffin for an hour!"

"What about cultivating more?"

"People who have cultivated the mental method of the underworld, as long as they lie in the elm coffin for 12 hours, if the exercises do not disperse, they will inevitably become ghosts, the most famous ones are werewolves, zombies, vampires, and the like!"

"So what is a lot? Is Yin Shilang too much? ”

"Yin Shilang's situation is very special, he has a little soul that is not in him, so cultivation will only confuse his mind, but it stands to reason that he can't see this scripture, and only people in the yang world can see the scriptures!"

"Oh? So where did a little bit of his soul go? ”

"In Yin Thirteen, people have three souls and seven spirits, and the so-called smuggling is to do things and feet in the three souls."

"Spoon, you know a lot about the "Thief of the Scriptures"! Once the theft in "The Book of Thieves" becomes a fact, how can we set things right?"

"I'm going to read a book called the Buddha Sutra, but I don't know where that book has gone for a long time, so the way to crack it can only be seen by personal understanding!"

"Spoon, I love you so much, you really can do anything! That Yin Shilang is hopeless! ”

"Brother, you are so greedy, do you still want to marry Yin Thirteen?!"

"No, no! It's just a purely technical discussion!"

"Brother~ I'm just teasing you, the more wives you marry, the more powerful my husband is, Yin Shilang is just a little bit of a problem with his blood and qi by the kung fu kung fu, and he won't spend an hour lying in the elm coffin, it's fine! The point is, why can he see the underworld? Brother, it's not good! My family has found it, and we will contact each other every two months from now on!"

"Spoon Spoon ......"

Outside, the sun was already rising, Li Nannan woke up suddenly, and took a pen and paper to record everything in last night's dream.

"What I want to know is only when Yin Shilang is sober, there is an answer! Elm coffin, it looks like I'm going to call my cheap daughter-in-law He Jiali again!"

Li Nannan picked up the phone:

"Toot ~ Toot ~ Toot ~ Toot "

"Husband~ You miss me!"

Li Nannan thought to himself:

"I miss you big spicy!"

But softly said:

"Yes! I miss you! ”

"Husband, come and see me if you want me!"

"Good! Where are you?"

"You want to come?"

"I want to come!"

"My location information is charged!"

"Good wife, if you talk like this, you will see the outside!"

"Toot ~ Toot ~ Toot ~"

Li Nannan's angry three corpses jumped violently.

"This damn! Without you, I have a way!"

But after about a quarter of an hour, Li Nannan found that it was really impossible to leave He Jiali, because he consulted the coffin shop in the village, and no one would use elm wood as a coffin for three reasons:

1. Elm belongs to yang, and the yin and yang of the coffin clash with each other;

Second, elm wood is hard and not easy to carve and process;

3. Elm wood is extremely expensive to make coffins.

There was no way, Li Nannan picked up the phone and was about to dial the phone when the phone rang:

"Hello! I'm the driver, and the lady asked me to pick you up!"

"Oh, that's trouble! I'm in Li Village!"

"Roger, I'll call you when I'm there!"

Li Southwest thought to himself.

"This girl is not bad, but she has a big temper! Come with me to Langchuan, can you help me suppress Wang Wen? Hahaha~ I'm such a genius!"

Twenty minutes later, the phone rang, Li Nannan got into He Jiali's special car, rushed to the county, and saw He Jiali!