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Hello everyone, I am the host Dongtu, and I have been a temporary worker for more than ten years and finally have the opportunity to meet with you!

First of all, I will broadcast a piece of school news to you.

According to people familiar with the matter, a rather rare battle broke out in Baling Village not long ago. The two sides of the battle are two buddies from bed three and bed six. The battle is said to have lasted several minutes. As for the causes, processes and results of the outbreak of the war, please see the report sent back by Wen Xuan, a specially invited front-line reporter of this station.

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Okay, now let's start broadcasting the war that happened in Balingzhai.

The battle in Balingzhai was a peculiar battle, whether it was the fuse of the outbreak of the battle or the process of the battle, it was so incredible.

The reason for the outbreak of this battle is that the buddy located in bed No. 3 on the east side of the corridor of Balingzhai did not know for what purpose, but at four o'clock in the afternoon of the first day of school, he quietly crossed the corridor and reached the western part of Balingzhai, and climbed the ladder between bed No. 5 and bed No. 6 without authorization, trying to enter the collar bed of bed No. 5 or bed No. 6.

But it's a pity that because the buddy in bed No. 3 was climbing the ladder, the movement was as big as a landslide, and the end came, which not only alarmed the leader of bed No. 5, but also angered the leader of bed No. 6.

According to Zhou Gong, the spokesman for the diplomacy of the sixth bed, at that time, their leader was conducting quite friendly diplomatic exchanges with Mr. Cang, who was from the island country, known as the god of otaku and goddesses, and had a reputation for both virtue and art. But just when the two sides of the exchange were about to enter a fairly harmonious interactive session, the huge movement made by the buddy in bed No. 3 when he climbed the ladder made Mr. Cang, who had been in the island country for a long time, suddenly lose his face, thinking that there was an earthquake in bed No. 6, and he actually returned to the island country in an instant.

In the past, Wu Sangui was angry and was willing to open the Shanhaiguan for Dolgon; today, the No. 6 bed lost the teacher at the door, and he did not hesitate to climb the ladder with the No. 3 bed Chen Bing.

Now the buddies in bed three and bed six are still facing each other at the entrance of the ladder, and there has not yet been the kind of live-action duel scene we imagined that there was a verbal quarrel and then a big fight. And take this opportunity to interview the leaders of the surrounding beds for their views on this matter.

The first to be interviewed was the leader of the No. 1 bed.

"Hey, buddy, what do you think about the upcoming battle between Bed Three and Bed Six?"

"What do I think? Of course sit up and look at it with your eyes! By the way, is there any popcorn? Give me some on the hour! Oh, and my brother is ready to open the periphery, feel free to order! Buy the No. 3 bed one loses two, buy the No. 6 bed one loses three! Alas, alas, don't go, it's not too late to leave after placing a bet!"

Personally, I feel that the leader of bed No. 1 is quite unreliable, so it's better to ask the leader of bed No. 2!

"Hi dude, I want to ask you a question!"

"No need to ask, I'm very happy, so happy that the chrysanthemums are grateful!"

"Well, I'm not asking you that! I'm trying to ......."

"Love, let's go!"

"Banana, can't you just listen to me? I'm asking you what you think of the upcoming battle between Bed Three and Bed Six!"

"I'll it, I'll talk about it earlier!Wait, is it a live broadcast? Wait for me to fix my eyebrows first! I just noticed that my left eyebrow seems to have a few miscellaneous hairs, and the right eyebrow seems to be a little out of proportion to the left one, and there are ......."

Let's ask Bed Four! He's honest!

"Hey, buddy, what do you think about the upcoming battle between Bed Three and Bed Six?"

"Don't ask me, I don't know anything, I'm just hanging a mosquito net!"

"Uh, so what would you like to say to the warring parties?"

"I want to say to the guy in bed three, whether you are defeated or victorious, you have to pay me for the mosquito net, because the movement you made when you climbed the stairs just now caused my hand to slip and tear a hole in the mosquito net. You know, my mosquito net can be made of a variety of precious silk threads, into the ninety-nine eighty-one days carefully made zuò, with mosquito repellent, anti-open flame, and anti-radiation ultraviolet rays of the legendary Jiu Kengni mosquito net, is a killer, more goods, home must-have products. At present, I still have a few of the same mosquito nets in my hands, and there is no need for expensive fees, no long waits, only 998. That's right, you don't need three thousand, you don't need two thousand, as long as ninety-nine-eight, you can have a mosquito net like me. What else do you want, hurry up and pick up your phone to order! Don't miss the opportunity, the time will never come again, there is only one chance!"

Uh, that, well, I'll admit, Bed Six is our behind-the-scenes advertiser, and you guys were forced by him. At the same time, I would like to advise you: "People must not be good-looking, and the sea water cannot be measured! Don't think that he will not bully you if he is honest!"

Just as I left the behind-the-scenes advertiser and returned to the front line, the buddy in bed No. 6, who had been lying on the bed, finally couldn't hold back anymore and began to launch a verbal attack on the buddy in bed No. 3.

I saw the buddy in bed No. 6 propping up his upper body with his arms, and shouted angrily at the buddy who had been standing on bed No. 3 on the ladder: "Your uncle, what do you mean by this?"

The guy in bed number three knew at a glance that he wasn't a good bully. At that moment, he raised his head, looked at the buddy in bed six with contempt, and said with a kind of arrogance in his tone: "What do you mean! What's the matter, do you have an opinion?"

"I'll sue you now, I have a lot of opinions about you!" After that, the buddy in bed No. 6 sat up, crackled his fist and said: "You scared my teacher Cang away, what face do you want me to show in front of my more than 300 million people in the future! If you don't handle this for me, I won't have fun with you!"

"What, Mr. Cang?" there was a look of surprise on the face of the buddy in bed three, but soon this look disappeared, and it was replaced by a rather ambiguous expression. He continued: "That's it! No problem, Mr. Cang often comes to my hard drive as a guest. In addition, there are also a group of excellent love enlightenment teachers such as Matsushima Teacher and Muto Teacher who have bought a house and lived in my place, and I often come to exchange and visit when I have time!!"

The anger on the face of the buddy in bed number six disappeared in an instant, as if it had never appeared. He smiled knowingly, raised his eyebrows at the buddy in bed three, and said, "It seems that the two of us need to visit each other, you know!"

"Of course, I know! We are kind of men, and the more kind of people are, the more we need to communicate!"

According to Zhou Gong, the diplomatic spokesman of the No. 6 bed, the leaders of the two beds reached a consensus on the exchange and sharing of resources that day, and at the same time, the No. 6 bed publicly admitted that the No. 3 bed had the right to use the ladder between the No. 5 bed and the No. 6 bed, and established friendly diplomacy with the No. 3 bed!

In this regard, the leaders of No. 5 bed have protested to the Balingzhai Joint Management Committee more than once and condemned the misconduct of No. 6 bed. However, the reply of the Balingzhai Joint Management Committee was: "Condemn the egg! If the mouth is useful, what can you do with your fists! Only force and interests are the best way to solve the problem!"

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The most spoofed and stupid stories are all in Balingzhai, I am the host Dongtu, see you in the next episode!