[Received a suggestion (go to Dongshan Psychiatric Hospital to take a good look at your brain), the difficulty is half a star, and you can get 50 yuan in cash after completion]

Seeing a new suggestion swiped out on the system panel, Li Youzhi snorted.

The difficulty is not high, and Dongshan Psychiatric Hospital is more than a dozen stops away by bus. But leaving aside the registration fee and the taxi fare back, this single loss is not profitable.

Garbage suggestion, folded!

After being defeated in the third battle, Li Youzhi took out his mobile phone.

Seeing the dense barrage on the screen, he wrinkled his nose at the camera.

was killed three times in a row in just ten minutes, and the fun people have climaxed collectively, and there is a "hahaha" on the screen.

Give advice, you are only promised, watch the fun, you hit hard.

Really!

"Hahaha! Congratulations to the little brother for failing on a blind date X3 and achieving the title of a junior defeated dog on a blind date! ”

"It's okay, don't be discouraged. One or two failures are just accidents, a hundred and two hundred failures are the norm! ”

"I'll just say that my little brother believes in your evil and goes to the blind date market to find abuse, and most of the women who go on a blind date will go on a blind date have outrageous requirements! The little brother went purely to be hit unilaterally. ”

"Hahaha. Sure enough, as I imagined, these women felt that the condition of the little brother was a waste of their time, so they didn't bother to talk to him. ”

Watching a group of fun people carnival in the comment area, Li Youzhi sighed.

truly

I'm so passive now.

If you go on like this, don't say it's a suggestion, I'm afraid I won't even be able to eat the buffet at noon!

You have to take the initiative!

Looking at the situation at the tables around him, Li Youzhi made a decision at the moment.

Just go to the kind that seems to have very good conditions, and then ask them directly what conditions they can't get.

They have to have an impression of Brother Zhi, so that it is possible to get their advice.

Done!

Putting the mobile phone back in his jacket pocket, Li Youzhi took the blind date card and turned on the wandering mode in the hall.

On this walk, he found a very interesting phenomenon; Most of the women sat quietly in their seats, waiting for the opposite sex to come forward. Only a very small number of women will take the initiative to find a blind date.

Seemingly...... I really chose the wrong strategy just now.

If you are looking for high-quality women, you have to fight sports battles!

Thinking so, Li Youzhi suddenly saw a man standing up with his head hanging on the card seat in front of him.

Li Youzhi was quick with his eyes and legs, and he sat down directly before the other brother.

"Hello!"

He had just sat down and was about to introduce himself, when Miss No. 78, who looked good and wore big earrings on her ears, raised her eyebrows.

"Get out of the way."

"Huh?"

Li Youzhi is simply a dog, why will I get up?

I haven't even spoken!

"Today is a blind date, this suit on your body should be your most decent clothes, I estimate it will not exceed five hundred yuan. Shoes of miscellaneous brands will not exceed a hundred. There is no watch on your hand and no trace of wearing one, and you smell of a bus, proving that you don't have a car. So you don't meet my requirements, please give up your seat to the man with Longines behind you. ”

WDNMD！

Looking at No. 78, who was sitting on a pink chair with an expressionless face that had seen through all his bitter tea, Li Youzhi felt as if he had come to the world of Conan.

Eldest sister, your surname is Edogawa?

On the side, the No. 85 man, who was recognized by No. 78 and saw the watch brand and series at a glance, smiled to himself. He put his left hand on Li Youzhi's shoulder, revealing a delicate and shining watch.

"Dude, lady please leave, it's rude to sit down again."

It was the first time for the two people to come to the blind date, and Li Youzhi was really shocked.

But immediately, he came to his senses.

An anger went from the soles of his feet to the top of his head.

This dear, Lao Tzu is still not along!

It's all a request, and you won't get a suggestion at all!

Don't do this wall-breaking task!

A hand that put the watch man on his shoulder shrugged away, Li Youzhi leaned back on the back of the chair and looked at No. 78 opposite.

Looking 78 up and down, he held out a finger.

"A bride price of one million, a house of no less than 220 square meters in the city center, and a car with a BBA starting point of not less than 400,000 yuan."

Hearing Li Youzhi's conditions, No. 78's eyes lit up.

"Are you sure you can afford these conditions? Although you dress casually, you still look sincere. This Mr. 85, you go first, I'll talk to this little brother. ”

Hearing Li Youzhi's conditions, the watch man next to him looked at Li Youzhi with resentment, and secretly retracted the watch on the cuffs.

This kid is so inflating the price of the skin!

However, in the delighted eyes of No. 78 and No. 85 angry, Li Youzhi frowned.

"Auntie, are you kidding? What I just said was that you gave it to me. ”

(꒪⌓꒪)？ ——(꒪⌓꒪)；

Hearing him say this, the faces of No. 78 and No. 85 were full of bewilderment.

"No, you're insane!"

In the end, No. 78 reacted quickly, immediately recovered from his confusion, pointed at Li Youzhi's nose and said angrily: "What advantages do you have, do you deserve these conditions?" ”

"Then what grade are you, can you sit here and pick a man like shopping on Taobao?"

"I'm pretty!"

"You look like you've got to be thirty-one or twelve, right? How many more years can you be pretty? ”

Facing the anger of No. 78, Li Youzhi directly replied: "I'm different, I'm only 22 years old this year, and youth is capital!" A man's youth is short, and of course it must be valuable. Do I want these conditions too much? So young lady, can you accept it, if it's okay, let's form a CP and go to the buffet together in a while? ”

"Sick!"

Frowning tightly, staring as if he was going to stab Li Youzhi to death with his eyes, No. 78 gritted his teeth and squeezed out two words.

"Sick? If you're sick, forget it! ”

Li Youzhi smiled and stood up from his chair. looked at the watch man on the side and picked his finger.

"I'm done, come on."

Looking at his back as he left with the blind date card, the watch man blinked his eyes and pursed his mouth deeply.

!

Heroes!

Beep!

Received an amazing value from Guo Jun, 12 points!

Received an amazing value from the Shake Hands platform, 615 points!

Hearing a sudden reminder of the amazing value in his ears, Li Youzhi raised his eyebrows.

Very good, although the suggestion will definitely not be received, but the amazing value has to be earned!

The 600 yuan was not spent in vain.

Standing in the aisle for a while, Li Youzhi strode to the front right, where the No. 42 lady seemed to have just offered a price that the other party could not accept, making the man reluctant to leave.

Sitting opposite No. 42, seeing that the other party was only twenty-four or five years old, dressed fashionably and with tender skin, Li Youzhi showed a sunny smile.

"Little sister, let's do this. Let's not talk about our own conditions, let's talk about what the requirements for the other half are. Isn't it better? ”

Seeing that as soon as he came up, he started talking like a social, and No. 42 smiled sweetly.

"You don't look good, but you can talk. Okay, who's going to say it first? ”

"International practice, ladies first, you come first!"

For Li Youzhi's gentleman, No. 42 nodded with satisfaction. Holding his hands on his chin, his big eyes blinking.

"Hmm...... My ideal other half, he must have assets of tens of millions, more than 1.85 meters, handsome, and a villa. As for the car, a 500,000-level car, a million-level SUV is good, so that I drive a car to work every day, and when I accompany me back to my hometown during the Chinese New Year, the SUV will not get stuck in the car when it goes to work. Accompany me to go shopping at least three times a week, and travel to the province at least once a month. Well...... That's all for now. What about you? ”

Keeping the request of No. 42 in mind, Li Youzhi nodded deeply and smiled.

"My requirements for the other half are relatively simple, the age is 16 to 18 years old, white-haired and red-pupiled, long tail, poor breasts, thin waist and long legs. It's okay to play games with me, and when you get up in the morning, you lie on me and call me Ernie sauce. ”

Listen, and the sweet smile of No. 42 on the other side disappears.

"You're sick, right, what's the requirement?"

"Didn't you just make a wish? Since it's a wish, it's definitely ideal. ”

"Neurotic!"

This time Li Youzhi didn't leave, and No. 42, who was seriously angry, picked up the bag on the table, and left his seat with a flick of his long hair.

Beep!

Received an amazing value, 717 points!

Silently took out his mobile phone, Li Youzhi looked at the live barrage.

At this time, the barrage has completely exploded.

"Hahahaha, Brother Zhi is awesome!!"

"The white-haired and red-eyed beast has long ears and a long tail, poor breasts, thin waist, and long legs, but it's okay, I want one like this too!"

"Phew! You are not allowed to covet my sister-in-law in front! ”

"It has to be my brother Zhi, a model for my generation!"

"The Terran Emperor is online again"

"Don't stop, keep going, keep going!"

Seeing tons of urging in the barrage, Li Youzhi quickly put the phone back into his jacket pocket.

Damn it, it's today!

Resolutely getting up from the chair, Li Youzhi took a big stride.

Brother Zhi will let you see what it means to be a high-quality human male!

The next female guest is invited!