Chapter 50: Kill Crazy!

Dormitory of Agricultural University.

Although there is no shortage of personality on a university campus, in fact, all students can be roughly divided into two main categories on a normal school day.

If you want to study hard, you can run professional classes every day, go to the library, and soak in the laboratory. If you don't want to study hard, and you plan to graduate and make a thesis, get a degree certificate, and just put it badly.

Only on weekends is the time to really show the ecology of the school.

For example, in the No. 4 boys' dormitory at this time, all the girls who have made an appointment have gone out, and the rest of the strange flowers are looking for their own fun.

"...... Can it not be so pitiful? That Kaisha 18-2 is still with a cat, you Yasuo rushed up to dry the bird! Wait for me to stop them first! ”

Looking at a big red "failure" on the screen, Zhou Yuan was so angry that he directly pushed the mouse and keyboard.

"Don't play! Boring! I don't know how Brother Zhi is doing now, I have to go on a blind date. With my brother Zhi here, this dormitory is still a little interesting. He's gone...... I feel like my life is running out. ”

On the side, Gu Dong, who had used the last team battle to trap the entire dormitory, also put down the mouse, picked up half a bag of crispy noodles next to the desk, and laughed while sending it to his mouth.

"Do you still need to think about it? must have been abused by blind date girls from all walks of life. I watched his live broadcast before this game, and he was rejected by three women for ten minutes, which was worse than our five blacks! ”

"Where's the hell? Brother Zhi started the live broadcast, why didn't you say it earlier? When did you watch it? ”

"Before that game, I was in the toilet."

"Where's my phone? I knew that I could see Brother Zhi being abused, so what kind of game did I play with your cerebral palsy? ”

Hearing Gu Dong's belated message, Zhou Yuan hurriedly picked up his mobile phone.

opened Li Youzhi's shaking hand and took a look, good guy...... The screen was black, and nothing could be seen, and the background sound was full of the sound of clothes rubbing against the microphone.

That's it, there are more than 1,000 online netizens, and the barrage will fly!

"The sixth female guest, the sixth! Come on, Brother Zhi! Take a look at the quality of this female guest! ”

"Laughed at me, where did he get so much sassy talk?"

"Regret, regret! There is no live broadcast screen, I can't see the face of the No. 5 female guest just now, and it is estimated that after being matched by the little brother, her face should be green! ”

Looking at the barrage that quickly brushed through the live broadcast room, Zhou Yuan glanced at each other.

Watch the barrage...... It doesn't seem like Li Youzhi was abused unilaterally?

At this moment, Li Youzhi's voice came.

"Hello No. 33, I've been paying attention to you for a long time, let's stop talking nonsense, let's get straight to the topic. What are the conditions for wanting to marry you? ”

may have been bored by Li Youzhi's straightforwardness, and the heroine in the live broadcast hesitated a little before saying;

"If you want me to marry you, first of all, you have to have a house in the city, I am different from other people, I don't want to pay how big the house is, more than 80 square meters. But I don't have a job at the moment and want to start some small business on my own, so it's best if you have a store house of no less than 80 square meters in the downtown area. After I get married, I can also open a flower shop to supplement my family. ”

"Well, then what."

"And then there's your annual income, which can't be less than a million."

"I earn a million a year, and what kind of household do you subsidize? Besides, if Rongcheng is called a downtown area, the store can be rented for two or three hundred thousand yuan a year, how much can you earn as a flower shop? ”

"You can't say that, women have to have their own careers!"

"Then if I don't have these things and can't meet these conditions of yours, what do you think I have to meet before you can be with me?"

"No, what time did you delay? You think you're more handsome than Kim so-hyun? ”

"Then who do you think is a female star who can be worthy of Kim so-hyun?"

"LISA."

"Do you have the conditions you mentioned above?"

"What if I come to you?"

"Then you must be as beautiful and sexy as LISA?"

"You're sick!"

OHHHHHHH!

Hearing that the No. 33 heroine in the mobile phone was annoyed and angry, and directly broke the defense, Zhou Yuan let out a strange scream in a few moments.

"Brother Zhi is awesome! Where is he going on a blind date, this is going to kill indiscriminately! ”

"It's my brother Zhi, it's powerful!"

"My brother Zhi is kidding you because he is single with his strength?"

"Loud up, loud up!"

In the dormitory, I was filled with passion.

The other end.

After No. 33 left scoldingly, Li Youzhi had gathered behind him more than a dozen men who came on a blind date.

Most of these people are in their thirties.

Part of it was forced by the family, and the other part was repeated blind date failures, running for Aunt Wang's marriage meeting known as "more than 90%" hand-holding success rate.

But whatever the case may be, when they arrived at the scene, they found out...... It's so hard!

After more than an hour of constant rejection, they were no longer in the mood to continue talking.

It was at this time that Li Youzhi, who kept wandering around the field and would run away with his blind date everywhere, attracted their attention.

After seeing Li Youzhi's blind date method of no defense and all offense, they were convinced.

This little brother is simply the god of war!

Fiercer than Kratos!

"It's nice to be young......"

Seeing that Li Youzhi killed another one, a fat man with glasses behind him couldn't help but sigh slightly.

Looking back at this big brother who looked at him who was engaged in technical work, Li Youzhi was speechless for a while.

Does it have anything to do with being young?

This is obviously a matter of mentality!

As long as you don't want to find a wife on this occasion, you are the daddy in this field!

Beep!

Received an amazing value from Wu Shaoting, 18 points!

Received an amazing value from the Shake Hands platform, 818 points!

In a reverent gaze behind him, Li Youzhi turned around and walked to the direction of the next stop, the No. 14 female guest.

had already noticed the movement on his side, and the blind date man No. 155 opposite Ms. 14 didn't even hesitate, and got up directly to give him the position.

"Thank you."

Nodding to the blind date man No. 155, Li Youzhi sat down in his seat relaxedly.

"Be careful, brother, this is a strange thing. Breathe your anger to my brother! ”

Attached to Li Youzhi's ear, Mr. 155 patted Li Youzhi's shoulder heavily and stood behind him.

Nodding silently, Li Youzhi looked at No. 14 opposite.

Leaning on the back of the chair and putting his hands crossed under his lower abdomen, Li Youzhi lifted Erlang's legs.

"Let's talk about it, young lady No. 14, what do you want."

It was the first time I had seen so many people watching at this kind of blind date, and I was a little hesitant for a while on the 14th. But immediately, she raised her eyebrows.

It's okay to have more people, and it's easier to have more people.

This is equivalent to a blind date with more than ten people, and the efficiency has increased by more than ten times!

"The garage is a must, I won't go into details. The requirement that is different from others is that I have a younger brother, and he is almost old enough to talk about marriage. So I hope that the bride price can be given more, at least 800,000 yuan, so that my brother can pay a down payment in this city. ”

Oh...... Brother Demon.

Li Youzhi nodded.

"Anything else?"

"Also, after getting married, I don't cook, don't do laundry, don't clean up the house, and need a nanny."

"And then?"

"I like to be quiet when I get married and don't have children, so it's best for your parents not to come to the house."

"Other than that?"

"When my brother gave birth, I had to help as an older sister. There has been such a man in our family for several generations, so he gave birth to a child and got 200,000 yuan as a brother-in-law. What are you staring at, with my conditions, this is the market price for you! ”

Faced with the offer of the beautiful sister on the 14th, Li Youzhi smacked his lips and was happy.

"Okay, I'll tell you about my situation. I don't have a house or a car in the city center, but I can give you six million in bride price. ”

Hearing this, the eyes of the female guest opposite lit up.

"That's fine!"

"However, my current projects are still in the incubation stage, and the six million have not yet arrived. So what about this bride price, I pay it in installments. ”

The beautiful young lady No. 14 frowned.

"How can this matter be staged, how do you want to install?"

"With my current capacity, I can only pay you seven times a week, and I can only pay you a hundred at a time. What are you staring at? On your terms, this is the market price! ”

"Fuck you! Perverted, scumbag! ”

Hearing Li Youzhi's conditions, the No. 14 young lady was furious, and directly picked up the mineral spring on the table and poured it over.

Without waiting for Li Youzhi to dodge, the No. 155 man who gave up his seat just now directly blocked in front of him, using his body to build a strong barrier for Li Youzhi!

Seeing No. 14 curse and leave, No. 155 turned around.

The half bottle of water just now was poured firmly on his face, and wet droplets of water ran down his hair and glasses, dripping down one by one.

Wiping his foggy glasses with his fingers, 155 held out his thumb.

"Brother Niupi, Ba Shi Deban!"

Beep!

Received Yan Zhengnan's amazing value, 22 points!

Received an amazing value from the Shake Hands platform, 1041 points!

Hearing a system prompt next to his ear again, Li Youzhi took out his mobile phone from his pocket.

Seeing that the number of people online in the live broadcast room at this time had exceeded 5,000, he smiled faintly at the camera.

Although the number of people online is only 5,000, the number of barrages in Li Youzhi's live broadcast room at this time, even if it is placed in a pile of 100,000 online anchors, it is quite explosive.

was completely amazed by his special forces-style blind date, and netizens were about to burst out of the text with laughter.

"It's crazy, it's crazy!"

"I'm amazed at this part of the market price! Comfortable! ”

"Whose general is this, so brave! Ao, it turned out to be my family's Emperor Li Youzhi! ”

"I'm laughing to death, Nima, this little brother is really persuasive and playful, well-behaved and strong!"

"As a blind date that has failed more than a dozen times, I was cool this morning! Brush up on a small Neverland and cheer me on! ”

Just when Li Youzhi was grinning at the barrage and the gifts he brushed, suddenly there was a sound of footsteps from far and near.

"Uncle Security! It's him, hurry up and get this troublemaker out! ”

"It's just that everyone else is taking the blind date seriously, and he's good. Raise your profile everywhere, hurry up and blast him out! ”

"Can't be so cheap for him, let him apologize to us!"

"Apologies!"

The female guest who was killed by Li Youzhi before stood in front of Li Youzhi with several security guards and the operation staff of the blind date.