Fifteen times: the cottage finally appeared
Xiaobai smiled and said, "Are you so sure that our class won't become like that?"
"Because I'm here!" Wen Xuan said, "Since we can't avoid those small groups in the dormitory, then why don't we make mistakes?"
"How can you make a mistake and make a mistake?"
"We can strengthen our connections with other dormitories through guò and thus achieve the goal of uniting the whole class. Well, academically, this seems to be called the curvilinear salvation route. ”
The tall man nodded, and said, "That sounds like it makes some sense, and I think it's a bit fun, a bit like the ancient wars, as long as we take down the other armed forces, we can build a unified and powerful empire." The tall man began to become self-absorbed, and said as if no one was around: "You say this is so fulfilling! I heard that there are exactly seven boys' dormitories in our class, haha, isn't this like the Great Qin Empire sweeping through the Six Kingdoms?"
"Sweeping the Six Kingdoms?I think you're thinking too much!" Xiao Baiyan habitually swept the hair on his forehead, looked at Wen Xuan and said, "Why do I sound like a gangster annexation?"
"You know the, this is neither a siege nor a gangster annexation, this is actually a commercial war without gunpowder. We are going to build a strong consortium through a series of business strategies to merge and merge the remaining six dormitories. ”
The guy in bed No. 4 ignored the contemptuous glances that others kept throwing at him, and said to Wen Xuan with a serious face: "My business instinct tells me, if you don't form a strong team, your plan will definitely end in failure!"
Wen Xuan smiled, gave him a thumbs up, and said, "You are worthy of being a natural profiteer! ”
Wen Xuan turned his head, looked around, and began to say in a passionate and provocative tone: "Dude, although we all come from different places, our living habits, life experiences, and our personalities are very different. But we met, and it was a kind of fate. No encounter is accidental, and since we have met, it must be because there is a very important thing destined for us to accomplish together. I don't know what this important thing is, but since we don't, why don't we think of this as the one we're going to accomplish together? Even if we fail, we'll at least gain the friendship of a few of us. ”
"Some people say, 'The roommate in the college may become the most important friend in your life in the future!' Who said this? I Wenxuan said it! As the saying goes: 'Rely on your parents at home and your friends outside!' What is the point of a person who has no friends? To put it selfishly, if I accidentally go to the hospital one day, I also want to have a buddy who can take care of me day and night before my parents arrive......
Before Wen Xuan's words were finished, the tall man waved his hand and said, "I don't dare to guarantee anything else, but I can guarantee this, as long as you and I don't have any big mess that turns against each other, I will definitely appear by your side, even if you pour tea and water!"
"I'll do the same! However, when you get well, remember to help me reimburse the round-trip ticket!"
After Wen Xuan glanced at the little profiteer in bed No. 4, he said, "Actually, I'm not worried about this. After all, we can cultivate friendship with each other after a long time in the future, but I am not satisfied with that level of friendship. That kind of friendship seems to be good, but once you graduate, you may not be in touch with anyone. What I need is a friendship that lasts longer, if not a lifetime!"
"A lifelong friendship?" the guy in bed No. 3 muttered a few times in a low voice, "We only met today, and you told us that you want to establish a lifelong friendship with us?"
"Can't it?" Wen Xuan looked intently at the guy in bed No. 3 and said, "It's man-made, I believe we can become friends for life!"
The guy in bed No. 3 lay on the bed and said, "Could it be that you want a few of us to make a knot?"
"No!" the little white face grabbed ahead of Wen Xuan and said, "This is too earthy!"
The tall man nodded his head and said, "This is really too earthy, and this is not popular now!"
The guy in bed No. 4 muttered for a while, and said, "Actually, we don't need to be friends for life, we can form a team! In the final analysis, this is actually a marketing strategy, first through various means to attract players into the game, and then hold various team activities to enhance the relationship between players and players, so in the end, even if the game no longer attracts you, but because there is a group of teammates who have deep feelings with you and make you worry about them are still in it, so as to guide you to return to the game because you can't let go of this feeling. It's an endless loop, and when you get back into the game, you'll meet new people, and so on. Nowadays, there are not a few people who play large-scale online games such as World of Warcraft. They no longer play for the sake of the game, but for the sake of the brothers!"
In fact, at the beginning, Wen Xuan didn't think of any way to maintain a lifelong friendship, but the words of the guy in bed No. 4 gave him a lot of inspiration. He immediately seized on the inspiration and said, "This time the little profiteer is right, we can build a team." Since those online game teams can use the dungeon boss or competition to achieve the effect of enhancing cohesion, then why don't we also give ourselves a goal? This goal is either uncertain, if you want to set a super high goal, why don't we agree to see how many of us here can get together again and talk about tonight's events with a smile again. It's a game, it's a bet, who's going to be a part of it?"
"The party after a long time!" said the tall man with a smile: "Do you know what I envy my grandfather the most? That is, he is over 70 years old today, and he can still drink tea and play chess with his elementary school classmates every day." But what about me? I forget how long it's been since I've seen my elementary school classmates, or even if they stand in front of me, I don't know them anymore! Stinky boy, I've made a bet! When the time comes, if they say they can appear in front of me and drink tea and play chess with me, even if they don't have a good time, I'll invite everyone to travel!"
"Travel?" the little white face laughed and said, "I'm just afraid that if there is a day, our bodies and bones don't know if they can withstand that kind of toss!"
"I can't stand that kind of toss and we still want to live until that day! I'm not afraid that you won't live to that day, I'm afraid that the little profiteer won't live to that day!" The guy in bed No. 3 suddenly looked at the guy in bed No. 4, and said with a smile on his face: "Little profiteer, I'm afraid that you think about how to make money every day, and your body will collapse, and you will die earlier than us! But it's okay, when the time comes, help us take care of it below!"
"you!" said the guy in bed No. 4 without the slightest gloom on his face: "You are still worried that you will not collapse and die because you have watched too many action movies! If we can all live to that day, if I really become a business tycoon by then, what if I give everyone a few cemeteries!"
"So, you're all involved in this bet! What about you guy?"
Wen Xuan said as he looked at the guy in bed six, but found that he didn't know when he had fallen asleep, so he immediately blurted out: "Damn, this guy actually slept through!"
"Wouldn't it?" Little White Face sat up and looked over at Bed No. 6 and said, "Damn, he really fell asleep, no wonder he didn't make a sound just now." Brothers, grab your pillow and smash him!"
The night passed like this, and they were fighting and fighting. At the end of this night talk, Wen Xuanti named their team "Baling Village". This is because several of their buddies present are post-80s, and this "Baling" takes the homonym of "80". Second, because after this Jiazi, they are almost eighty years old, and this "eighty" happens to be an "eighty", two "eighty", and the "village" of "Baling Village" is the homonym of "again", because "again" has the meaning of "two".
Balingzhai was established on a special night, and several of them called themselves so-and-so masters according to their own bed numbers, and also gave themselves nicknames in different styles, namely: the big boss is in a hurry (he thinks this nickname is so cool), the second head of the family An Yu (the little white face is composed of one word from the names of the three beautiful men in ancient times, Pan An, Song Yu, and Lanling King Gao Changgong, and the rest of the masters of Balingzhai only gave a comment with only three words: sissy), three masters of the grass pomegranate (you know), The four masters of the white warrior (ask Du Niang), the five masters of the impermanence ghost (according to Wen Xuan's own explanation, he wants to hook up the soul of the world Lori and take away the royal sister in the world, but the rest of the masters of Balingzhai agree that it is shameless, the collective name of normal color and sneaky), and the dream fairy of the sixth master (do not explain).
Whether the six leaders of Balingzhai later united their entire class by guò qiē means as they imagined, I will not say for the time being.
All I know is that one day a few years after they graduated, Wen Xuan suddenly received a call from the White Warrior of the Five Masters of Baling Village.
The white warrior on the other end of the phone said excitedly: "Impermanence ghost, I want to modify the bet on that bet, I won't give you a cemetery, the current cemetery is more expensive than the house, I won't give it away!"
"Yes, then you can give everyone a house, it's cheaper than a cemetery anyway! This house shouldn't be too big, too big, it's not easy to be hygienic! Just one or two hundred square meters plus one or two parking spaces!"