Chapter 186: Foolish Boiled Eggs (1)
It's been a long time since I've seen Silly, some say he went to Heaven, others say Silly just went out to make money, but people believe that Silly will come back one day. No, on a warm evening, a haggard shadow stood alone on the bank of the creek, singing a song that was not very good. That's not stupid!
The fool went to Lu Zhen this day and bought a bag of eggs, but he didn't know how to do it, so he asked a wise man. The wise man said that when you turn the water over, put the egg down, and soon take it out, peel off the shell, and it will be eaten. "Remember, the waters will be turned over and turned over, like the rough sea." The wise man earnestly instructed.
The fool left, and on the way home, he saw a flowing water, which was really as rough as the sea, and it could also be said to be turned over, so he put the egg down. In fact, this is just the water outlet of the field, where the water is turbulent, and if you look closely, it can also be said that the waves are splashing, so that the fool thinks that it is turning over the boiling water, no, put this egg in it, hoping to boil his own egg.
After boiling for a while, about an hour, the fool thought that this egg should be cooked, so he picked one up, put it in his mouth, took a bite, and found that it was not cooked. What the hell is going on, dare to love is a wise man deceiving people? So he stepped forward, looked at it carefully for a long time, and found that it might not have been opened enough, so he took off his trousers, and made the ridge bigger and deeper out of the water. For this reason, the fool still spent a lot of thought and effort, watching this waves and water flow out without stopping, this can be said to be open, right? Fool thought so.
At that time, it was a great drought, and the farmer's family, in order to save the rice field from starving to death, had just been busy all night last night, and when the rice field was flooded, they returned to their house to sleep peacefully. However, thanks to a cow, not long after leaving, he stepped on the water outlet of the field, and it made the water come out of the water for a while. It also attracted this fool for a while, thinking that the water at the outlet was turning over, otherwise he would not have put the egg there.
Seeing that the water in this seedling field was about to run out, and the fool sat on the side and watched, the boiling water could be said to have submerged the eggs he bought from Lu Zhen, and they were not ripe, so he really didn't know what to do. However, the fool firmly believes that it will not be long before the eggs will be cooked, and he has not eaten this hard-boiled egg for a long time.
Let's say that the owner of this rice field was busy all night last night, and he was quite difficult at this time, but he still remembered his rice field, so he asked his little son to take a look. I'm worried that something will go wrong with this seedling field, but let's just take a look, generally speaking, there won't be any demon moths.
The master's son walked to the seedling field and saw that someone was putting water in his seedling field, this is okay, this is the life of his family, if this water is drained, the family will drink the northwest wind? This was loudly stopped. "Hey, what are you, how dare you put the water in my seedling field, you must know that this is the water that my family managed to get after a busy night yesterday, but you want to drain my water, what is the reason?"
"I'm boiling eggs." The fool replied.
"What?" The master's son asked with a stunned expression.
"Where do you want to eat boiled eggs, do you want to eat one, it's really delicious." Said with a silly smile.
However, seeing that the water in the seedling field was about to be drained, the master's son came forward at this time, saying that he would also block his own ridges, and that the water in the seedling field must not be drained for no reason. He jumped down, ready to block the water outlet.
Seeing that someone dares to break their eggs, this is okay, it can almost be said that it is his only property, no, the fool is going to fight hard. "What are you doing like that?!" The fool threw himself into the rice field and pushed the master's son away, at this time, if anyone dared to trample his eggs to break, it was not equivalent to killing himself.
The master's son was thin and weak, and had just had a serious illness, and he was not very steady when he walked, so he had to walk for a while and rest for a while. At this time, when he saw this fool jumping off the rice field, he became angry for some reason, and threw himself down on the mud field, and the master's son was so weak that he couldn't beat this fool, so he had to cry incessantly.
Although the fool is a little stupid, he still has a conscience, no, he found two eggs in the mud field, broke the shell, and stuffed them into the mouth of the master's son. "Come, don't cry, eat an egg, I just cooked it, it's delicious." Of course, this is a raw egg, and the master's son was originally indigestion, but this was stuffed with a raw egg by a fool, and he kept pulling it up for a while.
The master's son didn't care about the water in the seedling field at this time, and after eating a raw egg, he kept crying out that his stomach hurt, no, he sat on the side and cried constantly while holding his stomach. Seeing that it was not a problem, the fool didn't dare to stay at the edge of this seedling field at this time, so he should go to another place where there was boiling water to boil eggs.
The fool still had a few eggs in his hand at this time, and he didn't know where to go to find the boiling water, so he didn't go to look for it, so he sat on a stone and looked at the sky. At this time, I saw a mountain pond, which had accumulated some water, and a big buffalo turned its huge body from time to time because of the heat, which made the turbid water in the mountain pond turbulent for a while.
When the buffalo was turning its body, the fool quietly approached, and at this time beat an egg at the boiling water, and then sat on the side, and waited for a long time, but did not know if the egg was cooked? The egg was beaten into the muddy water, but it was floating on the water, and when the big buffalo saw it, it didn't matter whether it was dirty or not, so it bit it, and ate the egg, regardless of whether the fool agreed or not.
The fool was furious at this time, approached the big buffalo, cursed the unbearable bad words, and even said that the buffalo would pay for it. However, the big buffalo didn't pay attention to the fool's words at all, and kept chewing with his eyes closed, looking like he was enjoying it very much.
The fool had to spit out his eggs at this time, no, he stepped forward, grabbed the cow's mouth, and tried to break it by force with his own strength. Of course, this can't be done, not only can't it be done, but also by the muddy water sprayed by this cow. The fool looked at the cow, and was helpless for a while, it seemed that the eggs he bought could only be eaten by the old man in vain.
The fool is not going to beat the eggs here, or else, how many will the cow eat himself, and he will not have to eat any of them. The fool was quite annoyed at this time, and counted the eggs on his body, and there were still a few, and he didn't know where to go for a while.
When he walked to Lu Zhen, the fool was penniless, so he wanted to eat something, but after touching his body, could he take out the money at this time? Of course not. The only thing he can count on is the eggs on his body, but this is raw, this he knows, where to cook, he has seen others eat hard-boiled eggs, he knows what kind of eggs are cooked.