Chapter 187: Foolish Boiled Eggs (2)
The fool touched his body, there were not many eggs, but he looked at the streets of Luzhen, where there were many eggs, and he didn't get a few, there would be no eggs to eat, and he would be hungry, what should I do? I wanted to steal some eggs, but as soon as I saw that the fool was coming, the boss took the initiative to give the fool a few bad eggs at this time, as for whether he would get sick after eating the bad eggs, it was none of his business.
The fool took other people's bad eggs, but no one told him how to eat them, so he had to figure out his own way. walked out of this Lu Town, and when he was about to leave, the boss stepped forward again and told the fool that he must not eat it raw, otherwise, it will not be delicious. "You have to find the water that has been turned over, and then you have to beat it, and after a while, the egg will cook itself." The boss patted the fool on the shoulder and said this to him.
"It's boiling water again, where should I go to find it?" The fool was quite embarrassed for a while.
"By the way, turn over the boiling water, it must be hot, the reason why I can't cook my own eggs in the past is purely because the water is cold." Fool thought so.
After walking on the road for a while, I saw a person peeing, the weather was a little cold, and the urine that came out was steaming, wasn't it hot water? Then he stepped forward and put the egg under the man, so that the egg was drenched in the pee, and the fool put the egg away, and then sat aside and watched, this may be done right, or it won't be long before the egg will be cooked by itself, right?
The man was a drunk, and when he peed, he looked up at the sky, and his eyes were still closed, so he couldn't see the cat in front of him, otherwise he wouldn't have spilled his own urine on this egg. After a while, the drunk man walked away, and the fool picked up the egg at this time, opened it and looked at it, it was still not ripe, what the hell is going on?
The fool looked at the egg and thought that it might not be edible, so he was ready not to want the egg, but when he saw that the cow liked to eat it, why not give it to the cow? But at this time, there were no cattle around.
At this moment, the fool saw two cows running over, obviously fighting with each other, and the fight was inseparable, which could be said to be a battle of life and death. It's not to blame the two of them, for love, a fight, this is also a common thing, but the fool thinks there is no need to fight to the death. It's not worth it for two for a while.
This fight caused the sun in the sky to hide in the clouds at this time, and he didn't dare to look at it, otherwise, I don't know if I would have a nightmare at night? And the earth is flying sand and rocks, in the long yellow sand, for a while do not distinguish between east and west, north and south, and when these two cows fight, it is even more faint and confusing, and at the same time, it also makes you bloody and terrifying.
The cow pressed its sharp horns against the cow's waist, and for a moment the waist was pierced and bleeding incessantly. He didn't show weakness, he even bit off the buffalo's ear with his own teeth, and then ate it raw into his stomach without regard for morality and ethics.
These two can be said to be red-eyed, the cow with the bite on the ear, one was angry, and even spoke human words, and even scolded the mother in a non-standard manner, "I am your old mother!" Then the fool stayed aside, and busied himself pointing out the mistake for the ox, saying that it was not scolded like that, but who cares about the fool's words?
This fight was fought from morning to night, and the fight was really endless, and the fool saw that the moon wheel came out, and he didn't see it much at night, so he wanted to go up and persuade it, and he couldn't see it clearly at night, so he didn't want to fight, and it was not too late to fight tomorrow at dawn. The fool then went up to persuade him, but as soon as he pulled the sharp horn of the biting cow, he was picked a horn, but fortunately the action was not too accurate, otherwise, the fool would have died at once.
The ox, which had lost one of its ears, stopped beating and lay on its stomach on the ground and wept incessantly. And when the winner sees this situation, it is inconvenient to fight anymore, and he can go after the cow he likes, so why waste time on this? The biting cow was gone, and for a moment only the sad cow who had lost one of its ears was left here, lying alone on the ground and mooing incessantly, and it became like this, the cow he liked would never like him again, right?
The fool stepped forward at this moment, and when he saw that the wounded man was pitiful, he took an egg out of his pocket, put it to the cow's mouth, and signaled that it could be eaten. Anyway, I can't cook it myself, so why not give it to eat?
At this time, the cow ate the egg that the fool gave him, and at this time he was in a better mood, got up, and quietly walked away. And the fool can't stay there anymore, and he has to go back to his own home, but it's really difficult to walk for such a long way.
But there is no way. At this time, the ghost came, and said that if the fool was willing, he could accompany him, and the fool was happy for a while, as long as there was someone to accompany him, otherwise, if he ran into a ghost, what should he do?
Walking and walking, this ghost has to carry himself stupidly, saying that his foot is broken, and it is not very convenient to walk, otherwise, he can not trouble others. Silly children usually like to do good deeds, usually there is no good thing to do, but also to create opportunities to do, at this time to see the opportunity comes, there are good things to do, silly children are very happy.
The ghost lay on the fool's back, and it didn't weigh much, but after a short time, he felt that the weight on his back was getting heavier and heavier, and his whole body was cold, as if he was in an ice cellar. The fool wanted to take a break, but the ghost said that there was a ghost chasing people behind him, and he couldn't rest, otherwise, he would be caught up.
"Then let's run, otherwise, if we are caught up, if you are not afraid, I am very afraid." Fool said. While saying this, I couldn't stop running wildly, and I didn't care to pick up the shoes on my feet when I fell off for a while, and it was important to escape, what was the loss of a pair of shoes?
After running for a while, he had already reached the edge of a cliff, but the ghost said to the fool that he could not run anymore, or he would fall. The fool was very obedient, so he didn't run away, and at this time he put down the ghost and sat on a stone, and the ghost gave the fool a piece of candy at this time. "Eat it, it's delicious, it's delicious."
However, no matter how stupid you look at it, you can't tell that this is sugar, "You're not sugar, aren't you?" "Foolishly." No, it's really sugar, you eat it, it's so sweet and fragrant. "Ghost way.
"I still don't eat it, I'm not hungry, you can keep it for yourself and eat it slowly, I'll eat this egg." As he said this, the fool touched the egg on his body, and found that the egg was not cooked, and he didn't want to eat it at this time.
The fool watched this ghost gnaw on the bones alone at this time, and he was very curious for a while, I don't know why he ate this? "It's a good thing, won't you eat it?" The ghost was a little silly and asked.
When the fool saw the grave at this time, he said that he was a little scared, and that he didn't want to stay here anymore, and that he wanted to go home. But when the ghost glanced at the grave, he couldn't help laughing, "You're afraid of this, this is a good place, a place to sleep in peace, what is there to be afraid of?" ”
The moon wheel is slanting westward, and the fool and the ghost sit together, saying unreliable words, and they don't talk for more than half a sentence, but it's not quite rare to have someone to talk to when no one is around? "Can you fly?" The ghost asked the fool. "No, it won't." The fool answered honestly.
And after saying this, the ghost really flew up, hovered in the sky for a while, and then landed in front of the fool, with a faint smile on his pale face. "Why is your face so pale?" The fool asked. "Well, I was born like this." "Oh, maybe you didn't eat eggs, and like me, the nutrition is not good." Fool said.