After finishing speaking, Chao Chao faced each other, Xie Shiyu, you are crazy again, it is simply a helpless expression.

And then

The whole world went dark, her vision was completely covered by black fabric, her whole person was wrapped in a windbreaker, and the tip of her nose was surrounded by an unspeakable, but super smelly smell,

Shi Chaochao quietly took a sip, ready to make a crazy speech,

There was an extra force in her back, and she was pushed out of the haystack.

gai!

Inhuman!

didn't have time to complain, three gunshots rang out overhead,

Every sound smashed into Shi Chaochao's heart, the little heart was almost shattered, she relied on her sense of hearing, pinched the two corners of her coat, and jumped back and forth like a helpless gopher,

Repeated bouncing, extreme struggles,

The main thing is that it's embarrassing.

Finally, the gunfire outside was gone, and the windbreaker on his body was also uncovered, and he returned to the light, and Shi Chaochao glared angrily with his eyes.

Xie Shiyu did not put on the clothes, but put them on his wrists, revealing an elegant and lazy gesture.

“.....”

Then I'll be a bait, and I don't like the clothes I used, you're still so beautiful,

It's so nice.

Shi Chaochao grinded his teeth, took a deep breath, and hugged the thigh of the man in front of him with a bounce,

The dirty little face rubbed wildly, and the dust and sweat led to the upper greeting.

Even if she knew that it was the wisest thing to do just now, she still felt uncomfortable in her heart.

If she could really be that sane, then she wouldn't be herself.

"Did you wipe it clean?"

"Not yet, after so many laps, how can it be so fast."

"If you keep going, you won't be able to wipe your pants clean even if they're smoothed out, use this."

The purpose was a pack of wet wipes, Shi Chaochao was stunned for a moment, and grabbed it unceremoniously.

Wet wipes are better than dry cloths, and after a while, Chaochao felt that he had walked into an oasis from the Hehala Desert, and the little unhappiness in his heart disappeared completely.

She looked up and asked:

"Was it the Hunter or some other team?"

"I shot a hunter and an uncertaintie."

Hearing this, Shi Chaochao glanced at the time, there were still two hours left in the game, and during this period, only Ding Mu died.

Now both groups are three-on-three,

A big battle among the guests is bound to break out, and she only needs to be shot one more time to die.

"Emperor Xie, I have a process that is a bit difficult, but the final result is very considerable."

“？”

Xie Shiyu slowly typed a question mark.

"Climb trees! There are a lot of trees here, as long as we are the ones who stand tallest, we can occupy the commanding heights.

As the saying goes, stand tall and look far away, shoot accurately.

Eh,

Why are you leaving, I'm not done yet? ”

Shi Chaochao trotted along, trying to convince him to agree with his views.

Babbling for a long time,

Finally, Xie Shiyu stopped,

"Drink more Nutrition Express."

"Why? I can't be a man. ”

"Because your words are extremely lacking in nutrients."

After saying this, Xie Shiyu strode forward, leaving a straight and chic back.

Shi Chaochao muttered behind him, "...... Didn't you say yes and listen to me before?

Words don't count,

I want to draw a war with the gods and curse you to become a king in the next life. ”

“......”

After a while,

A soft sigh wafted through the air, mixed with the smell of wind and mud and grass.

"Let's go."

[I'm sorry, I thought of a joke - I thank you for being clean]

[Lean, I don't believe it, it's not my thanks, I can see the smell of pampering on this piece of wood. 】

[No, believe me, you will do the same when you meet a completely shameless nag. 】

[Help, you just spoil her! ] This obedience counts once, and covering it with clothes just now counts once.

Even if you are shot in the morning, because it hits your clothes, it is equivalent to you being shot. 】

[Don't make up too much of your brains, instead of believing me Xie likes Shi Chaochao, I might as well go to the marketing account to say that after Xie Shiyu was cheated and divorced, he went on a variety show to earn milk powder money for a pair of children]

[Yes, yes, it's impossible, CP can knock, don't affect the main life]

[Is the Internet without memory?] Shi obviously relies on the goods of the gold lord, otherwise how could she, an eighteenth-tier little paste coffee, be qualified to appear at the birthday banquet of Song Mingyue, the eldest lady of the Shi family. 】

[Yes, I Xie would not fall in love with such a woman even if I am blind. 】

When the barrage was chattering, Shi Chaochao had already come to a stout giant tree,

The palms of the hands rubbed up and down on the bark, and the toes were cushioned, as if looking for the best place to climb.

Xie Shiyu really couldn't stand it: "If you want to climb by yourself, I'm not interested in doing such a humiliating thing with you." ”

"Okay, then without me, you will have to live a good life alone in the future."

Xie Shiyu glanced at the time, made an addition in his heart, and nodded after confirming that there was no problem: "Remember not to come to me after you die,

Nine times out of ten, the people who fell to their deaths were unrecognizable, and I was afraid that seeing them would affect my appetite. ”

"Cut! If I die, then I will directly follow the fashion trend, be reborn in another world, and start to raise fish and ......... Open a good life in the backyard. ”

“....... I know a psychiatrist and you can go and see him when you have time. ”

Shi Chaochao winked and skinned: "You can make an appointment to meet at the door of the Civil Affairs Bureau, no, I bring my own household registration book." ”

“…… It seems that the ward can no longer satisfy you, so go directly to the door of the mental hospital. ”

After speaking, Xie Shiyu looked stunned, raised his hand, and glanced at the oblique front: "Wait, there is someone over there." ”

“？？？” ，

Shi Chaochao plucked out his ears and leaned over to listen, but there was no sound.

Her sense of hearing, which she was so proud of, was no longer in use!

She didn't believe in evil, so she put aside to climb the tree for the time being, squatted down, and moved there step by step, and after walking about ten meters, she heard a series of bird songs.

"Gura Technique"

"Wow wow, Longrich one"

“……”

Three seconds later, she silently pulled out the large pile of memories packed into boxes from her mind.

This sequence of bird words gradually began to become clear.

"Brother, are those stars really here? I've been walking for a long time on this mountain where birds don't, and I haven't seen a single decent star. ”

"Who's to say it isn't! The director also asked us to go to the female star named Shi Chaochao.

It's been so long, I haven't even seen a woman, I can't find anyone, and how can I get the promised payment. ”

"Who's to say it isn't! Anyway, brother, we only need to hit the star with a gun to exchange money, right? ”

"Yes, but where are they now?"

The two of them buckled the back of their heads, they really couldn't figure it out, and decided to rely on a little sheep to decide the next way forward.

Suddenly, a series of familiar tones sounded,

"Balabala, the ...... of the Bran Budunf's house"

When they heard their mother tongue in a foreign country, the two of them suddenly burst into tears.

The mouth keeps talking.

Xie Shiyu didn't understand a word, he only felt that it was too noisy, and found that Shi Chaochao was very uplifting,

He reached out and pressed his eyebrows to open the translation software.