Netizens were given a headache by this series of bird words, and they invariably clicked on the software that had not been opened for 800 years.

And then

Subway old man face,

[I thought the content would be ridiculous before, but I didn't expect it to be so illogical. 】

[(The big guy lights a cigarette), he can speak cheesily, but he can't be grounded]

[Help, how can I Xie not laugh, I almost want to die laughing in front of the screen. 】

[To be honest, I suddenly wondered how they came to my country to travel safe and sound. 】

[Wasn't this fooled by the director into being a group performer? ] hhh, two iron Hanhan. 】

The barrage complained vigorously, and Shi Chaochao's performance continued.

She lifted her red-dyed coat and pointed to her messy hair.

The voice is miserable and miserable,

"Those celebrities are simply too deceitful, I was walking well on the road,

Suddenly I heard someone calling my Chinese name,

Adhering to the principle of friendship first, I turned around to greet them, only to receive a bullet.

Not only that, but they also ruffled my hair,

Before departure, it was smoother than using Rejoice, but now it has become a messy chicken nest. ”

Speaking of the back, Shi Chaochao seemed to be unable to bear it, hiding his face and crying, barely uttering a few whimpering syllables.

A colorful performance made the collective sense of honor on the two of them burst,

A patted his chest indignantly: "It's just too deceitful, sister, don't be afraid, brother will avenge you in a while."

My machine gun is very good, and I can quickly send the stars back to their deaths. ”

B pulled A's shoulder with some hesitation: "Brother, the culture of the people here is so heavy, if you really do it, those fans will spit one by one,

I'm afraid we won't be able to travel to country Z in our lives. ”

A word woke up the person in the dream, and Shi Chaochao's few consciences woke up from his slumber, and she echoed: "Or kill one person, we adults don't care about villains, just mean it." ”

"That won't do! How can I watch my own people being bullied, and I have to kill a few more,

It's a big deal, I'll stay in my hometown honestly in the future, picking tea leaves and feeding pigs. ”

"Ah, what a damn I!" Shi Chaochao has entered a late-night emo state, and then he heard the second half of A's tired sentence,

"The tea leaves of the two mountains and the two thousand pigs, I can't enrich them in one day, and I don't want to travel."

"Uh-huh......???"

[Before this sentence: What kind of fool is this, after this sentence: I am a clown]

[There was a loud bang in the sky, and the old slave appeared brightly,]

[I'm lagging behind, I bring my own stereo, young master look at me]

[I want to go to the young master's house to see, for no other reason than simple curiosity. 】

[What to pretend, you are greedy for other people's money, I am different, I am hungry for the position of the young master's household registration book. 】

Shi Chaochao breathed and breathed, trying his best to suppress the idea of wanting to recommend himself,

"Fellow, let's go now, I have a hunch that they're over there."

Shi Chao pointed in one direction.

"Don't worry, let's adopt the principle of proximity first, and solve a guest first." A picked up the gun in a hurry, and his eyes instantly turned cold.

Looking at the black muzzle, Shi Chao's little heart beats,

As soon as the revolution began, she died directly at the starting line.

"Come out." A's hand with the gun moved to the side, aiming at the trunk of a large tree.

This voice was still in their Chinese, and Shi Chaochao acted as an interpreter for free, clasped his hands on his waist, and shouted loudly: "Come out quickly, we have found you, surrender the gun and not kill." ”

There was movement on the side of the tree, and what caught my eye was a straight and slender long leg.

"Harm, don't be nervous, this is my good son."

Shi Chaochao smiled, came to Xie Shiyu in three steps, grabbed his arm, and brought it to himself.

"This is my son born in country Z, who was thrown out of the house by his damn dad and froze for an hour when he was born.

So the intellect is not very good, and I can't even speak the words of our country. ”

"But." A took out his mobile phone suspiciously: "He looks exactly like the person in the photo given by the director,

It's called thank you......"

"Thank you, right?" Shi Chaochao added what he hadn't finished speaking, his little face flushed, his right foot was raised on the ground and nodded, and his movements were shy and twisted: "I was crazy about Xie Shiyu before this male star, but it is impossible to intersect with him at all,

I happened to have a little money in my hand, so I took my eldest son to have plastic surgery. ”

"Yo he, sister, which hospital did you go to for this operation, it's so realistic, I also have a little money at home, and I want to try it too."

"Okay, I'll send you the address in a moment."

In front of the public, Xie Shiyu is inconvenient to use translation software.

But when he saw Shi Chaochao's smile, he always felt that something was wrong.

"You?"

"You want to go to the toilet, don't worry, Mom, I'll take you there right away."

After finishing speaking, Chaochao smiled at the two wronged heads, and dragged Xie Shiyu into the grass,

In a voice that only two people could hear, he said, "Emperor Xie, I have successfully penetrated into the enemy's interior, and I can use them to attack the enemy."

Next, you don't need to speak, just follow me, no matter what others say, you just have to smile back. ”

"You think I don't understand what you're saying?"

Xie Shiyu pulled the corners of his lips, laughed, and then slowly lowered his head and narrowed his eyes slightly, "Be lenient in confession, strict in resisting." ”

If you can really understand, you won't be so calm, Shi Chaochao didn't feel guilty at all, and nodded: "I'm all for the future of our group,

You don't want to manually slide two kilometers of sea, right? ”

(End of chapter)