"Oh no, the mountain bandits are coming!"

There was a panicked call outside the door, followed by a rapid gong and clang......

Kong Fang rubbed his ears, feeling helpless.

Dad is a fan of costume martial arts, and he likes to turn up the volume to the maximum when watching TV, which is simply noisy.

He didn't even have to open his eyes to know that the next scene of the drama must be a hero falling from the sky, and then showing his might, killing back the mountain bandits, and saving the people from fire and water......

Of course, he didn't bother to open his eyes.

I finally finished three years of high school, and ended the college entrance examination three days ago, and there was no suspense in the last book. The most important thing for him now is to make up for his sleep, and he must make up for all the sleep he has lost in the past three years.

"Boom ......"

The door was pushed open, "Brother-in-law, brother-in-law, the bandits are coming......"

The child's voice was piercing, and before Kong Fang could come back to his senses, a small figure had already rushed to the bed.

"Brother-in-law, get up and help fight the mountain bandits......"

The quilt was lifted, and a small hand pulled him to drag him out of bed.

Kong Fang opened his eyes, his face full of doubts, where did the little guy come from? It looks like he should be only eight or nine years old.

Dressed in ancient costumes and wearing a landlord's hat.

Bright eyes and bright teeth, round face and white skin.

Whose bear child?

Do I have such a small, retro brother?

Or what relative?

Oh no, I just heard him call him brother-in-law!?

Is there any mistake? Lao Tzu is a real yellow flower girl, how can he be the brother-in-law of the little guy?

Do you dare to guarantee that your sister can match us, a chic and invincible young and beautiful young man in the wind of Yushu?

Your sister is a traffic influencer? Or an A-lister?

Well, forget it.

The force is too high, and Lao Tzu can't climb high.

"Hey, who are you? Whose brother-in-law are you calling? ”

He glared at the little guy dissatisfied, can his brother-in-law recognize him?

The little one, apparently taken aback, instinctively let go of his hand and took a few more steps back, glaring at a pair of thief's slippery eyes.

"Brother-in-law, you're not going to hit the evil spirit, are you? Even Fang Shibo, the most handsome in Po Chai Mansion and known as the jade-faced Xiaolangjun, doesn't know him anymore? ”

Hit your ......! The hole square is almost rough.

Xiaodouding dares to call himself a jade-faced Xiaolangjun, who is thicker than Lao Tzu?

"Are you sure you're Fang Shibo, not Fang Shiyu?"

Kong Fang glared at him fiercely.

"Who is Fang Shiyu?"

Fang Shibo shook his head, "Young Master Ben doesn't know. ”

I...... Go......

Kong Fang finally couldn't help but be rude, this little guy's cheekiness is no longer "thick" can be described, and the little kid dares to call himself "Young Master Ben", it's just ......

How many years older, wouldn't you dare to call yourself "this prince"?

He decided not to stop eating him and continue to make up for his own sleep.

Fang Shibo was so anxious that he stomped his feet, "Brother-in-law, don't sleep anymore, the mountain bandits are really here!" ”

"Come on, come on, anyway, I don't know Lao Tzu, it's none of my business."

Kong Fang covered his head and slept again.

Fang Shibo lifted the quilt again and said hurriedly: "Brother-in-law, what did you say?" Aren't you afraid that my sister will be captured by the mountain bandits and used as a lady in the village? ”

"Who's your sister?"

"Do I know?"

Kong Fang was annoyed, if it weren't for the fact that the other party was still young, he would have kicked it out a long time ago.

It's great to have a sister?

It's like I've never seen a woman.

Fang Shibo stroked his forehead, "Brother-in-law, although my sister doesn't want to see you, you can't pretend not to know you, right?" But you have worshipped heaven and earth, and entered into cave houses. ”

Worship heaven and earth? Into the cave room?

It sounds familiar. He plucked out his ears, and suddenly he was so frightened by the red on his belly that he almost jumped.

This...... Isn't it the legendary belly pocket?

How can it appear on itself?

Kong Fang carefully used his fingertips to pick up the red cloth on his belly.

Further down the red cloth is a white cloth pocket, delicately wrapping its important parts.

He clearly remembered that he was wearing red pants, when did it turn into a white cloth pocket?

Also, where did you get your long hair with a "shawl"?

He was more and more amazed and looked around.

The room was not its original room either.

Computer, Basketball, Mobile Phone, AP, Electric ...... It's all gone, and the whole room is full of history, almost like the room in a costume drama.

Where is this?

Where's my room?

Where's my bed?

What about my computer?

Also, what about my dad......

Questions filled his brain, and Kong Fang was completely confused, "Fang ...... Fang Shibo, who am I? ”

A bad conjecture was swirling in his head.

"You are Kong Fang, my brother-in-law, who came to the door."

The little kid's temper is not very good, and his tone is starting to be irritable.

Kong Fang's old face was numb and painful, and his brother-in-law was his brother-in-law, why did he have to emphasize that he came to the door?

Of course, it's not the most important; The important thing is that he is sure that he has crossed.

It's just that I don't know which dynasty and generation I have traveled to, as for whether it is a prosperous era or a troubled era......?

Well, the mountain bandits outside the door may have given him the answer.

He scratched his head, depressed.

Maybe it's my own bad fate. Growing up in a single-parent family; I have worked hard for three years, and the university admission letter was already within reach, but I traveled to the troubled times!

It's just that I pity my father, who lost his son in middle age, I hope he can get through it.

"Oh, brother-in-law, don't bother anymore, okay? Let's hurry up and help fight the bandits, or they will break in and kidnap my sister, will you still be alive? ”

"Is your sister pretty?" Kong Fang asked rhetorically.

Fang Shibo stroked his forehead again, "My sister is the wife of your famous matchmaker, won't you read it yourself?" ”

“………”

Kong Fang was speechless, Lao Tzu just came to this world, and he is not familiar with life, where to meet your sister?

He wanted to screw the other person's ear.

Come, cheap brother-in-law, tell me, where can I find your sister and my cheap wife?

Outside the door came the coquettish shout of a soprano:

"Don't panic, everyone, close the door, go to the wall, whoever is, distribute the arrow feathers; You, go and make a fire and boil the oil......"

The voice is crisp and calm.

"Well, she's your wife, my sister."

Fang Shibo pointed to the door, "You can go and see if she's pretty now." ”

Kong Fang's heart was immediately moved, after all, she was himself, oh, he was his original wife, and he really wanted to see how good she looked like in the future.

If it is of the dominatrix type, he will immediately identify himself in order to preserve the dignity of the man.

If she is the beauty she likes, she can reluctantly agree.

After all, if you live alone in another world, you will inevitably be lonely.

With one more caring person around you, you can talk about life and ideals, and life will not be so monotonous, and there will be more happiness.

"You just said that your sister doesn't want to see me, why don't you want to see me?"

He resisted the urge to catch a glimpse of his wife's face immediately, and turned his head to ask Fang Shibo.

"Well, she's fierce to you." Fang Shibo raised his head and thought.

Kong Fang was a little surprised, shouldn't ancient women follow the three obedience and four virtues, husband and children?

She is a woman, why doesn't she want to see her husband?

"Your sister has never practiced three obedience and four virtues?" He was not reconciled.

"What are the three from the four virtues?" Fang Shibo looked confused.

Looking at his state, it doesn't look like lying.

Kong Fang was stunned.

"Has your sister ever studied?" He asked cautiously.