"Of course there is, my sister is like me, she was literate at the age of three, learned poetry at the age of five, and began to practice martial arts at the same time."

Speaking of his sister, Fang Shibo looked arrogant.

"My sister is a martial arts scholar, although she is only seventeen years old this year, but in the younger generation of Po Chai Mansion, no one is her opponent."

"I ......"

Kong Fang had a headache.

It's just a door-to-door son-in-law, but the wife is still beating a woman?! It seems that this life is no longer thinking about Zhenfugang.

"You...... Sister...... Is it fierce? ”

He had the last chance to go.

Fang Shibo impatiently lifted his white cloth pocket, the root of his thigh was half an inch outward, and an inch-long scar was shocking.

"When you were in the cave, my sister poked it with a short sword."

"Hiss......"

Kong Fang stared at the scar and immediately took a cool breath.

This is not only ferocious, it is simply ferocious.

What kind of hatred and resentment is this? He actually did such a poisonous hand to his husband!

"My sister, she doesn't like you."

Fang Shibo answered his doubts in a timely manner.

"But my father wants my sister to marry you, and you want to marry my sister with a white face......"

Kong Fang was immediately displeased.

Can the bear child speak, what does it mean that Lao Tzu wants to marry your sister with a white face?

Is Lao Tzu so cheap? Do you have to send a human head to the tigress's mouth?

He was thinking about how the original body could have fallen in love with the tigress, and the door was kicked open with a "bang".

Yes, it's kicking away, not pushing away.

Because he clearly saw a boot withdrawn. A pretty woman, dressed in a military uniform, was murderous, and stood outside the door with a mountain axe in her hand.

Kong Fang's heart was beating wildly, could it be that she was a mountain bandit?

A mountain bandit who kills people without blinking?

Ami Tofu, Lao Tzu has just crossed over less than half an hour, is he going to die under the mountain bandit's axe?

Ah, no, sister bandit, do you need to crush your husband?

There is a handsome little fresh meat that is so handsome that the sky is so handsome that it has no friends, it is proper, please take it away.

"She is your wife, my sister, Fang Shiqing."

Fang Shibo poked his fingers at Kong Fang, who was cold, and sympathized with his brother-in-law for a cup of tea, his brother-in-law was so pitiful, seeing his sister was like a mouse seeing a cat.

Oh......

As soon as Kong Fang came back to his senses, Fang Shiqing shook his hand casually, and the mountain axe roared at him, so frightened that he took off on the spot, threw himself on the bed, and almost urinated.

"When"

The mountain opening axe fell half a foot away from his place, and with the crisp sound of the opening mountain axe landing, Kong Fang clearly heard a voice of disdain.

"Rubbish!"

His face flushed instantly.

Being despised by a woman, or a beautiful woman, is a very embarrassing thing, not to mention his own performance, which is indeed irrefutable.

"Give you half a pillar of incense time, if you don't meet the time limit, and don't resist the bandits with everyone, I will kill you!"

Fang Shiqing's expression was indifferent, and he turned around without waiting for him to respond.

Looking at the empty doorway, Kong Fang was in a trance.

This woman is beautiful, but her personality is too strong and her murderous intentions are too heavy. He touched his neck, "Fang Shibo, who is in charge of your family?" ”

"My father."

"If your sister wants to kill me, he doesn't care?"

Fang Shibo pinched his chin and thought thoughtfully, "Tube, he will definitely manage, but he has gone far away, and he won't be able to come back for three or two months, so he ......"

Kong Fang was excited, and when the old man came back to administer justice, he estimated that he only had a pile of white bones left.

He got up on his feet, got dressed three times and two times, and tied his hair haphazardly. In order to survive, he can only fight to kill the mountain bandits.

Dead and poor people are not as good as dead friends, not to mention that mountain bandits deserve to die!

Sink!

He reached out and grabbed the axe, almost flashing his old waist. This guy has thirty or forty pounds, and it takes a lot of effort to lift it, and he dares to rely on it to kill mountain bandits?

Kong Fang broke out in a cold sweat.

This girl, she is beautiful and ruthless, she is letting her husband die!

"Alas, brother-in-law, you are too weak."

Fang Shibo shook his head and sighed, took the mountain axe, and shook it casually, the sword flower that emitted a cold light dazzled him.

"Pedal ......"

He stepped back and sat back on the bed.

If he was frightened by Fang Shiqing just now, he is shocked by Fang Shibo now.

It's not very hurtful, and it's extremely insulting.

That's what he said.

Look at his own arm, and then look at Fang Shibo's arm, people don't have the legendary unicorn arm, but their own arm is almost bigger than his.

He swallowed quietly.

"That...... Brother-in-law, do we have any lighter weapons? ”

"Yes."

Fang Shibo put down the mountain axe and picked up a pair of scissors.

"Well, that's it."

Kong Fang was furious for a while, if he hadn't known in advance that this kid's arm strength was amazing, he would definitely use his slap to tell the other party what it meant to respect elders.

His eyes wandered between axes and scissors.

The axe does not move, the scissors are not aggressive, and no matter who he carries to the battlefield, he is sent to death.

To step forward is death, and to retreat is death; Horizontal is death, vertical is death!

It's like falling under the spell of "death".

He almost had an emotional breakdown. Thinking back to his generation of scholars, he originally had a bright future, but because of a nap, he traveled to this inexplicable world where life is unfamiliar, mountains and bandits are rampant, and everyone regards life as a mustard.

He...... There is a real urge to kill.

It's a pity that I am a weak chicken, not even an eight-year-old child, if I really do it, 100% of it is a murder, and I was chopped up by others. So in order to survive, he still had the urge to withdraw his instincts.

Impulsiveness is the devil!

He looked for reasons for his weakness.

"Let's go."

Fang Shibo pulled him, "You follow me, I protect you." As long as you show your face, my sister won't dare to kill you. ”

The cheap brother-in-law is very righteous, but unfortunately his righteousness makes Kong Fang even more ashamed. A dignified seven-foot man, he needs a young child to protect him, and he will go out, how can he mix it up?

Suddenly, he had an idea.

"Fang Shibo, do we have miscanthus in our family?"

Fang Shibo nodded, "Yes, we have it in our pharmacy." ”

Kong Fang's mood perked, it turned out that the Fang family opened a pharmacy, God blessed! In this case, there must be sulfur too, and when I asked, it was indeed so.

He excitedly spun around three times on the spot and asked Fang Shibo to fetch some.

After all, Fang Shibo is a child's heart, and seeing him so excited, he is also excited, so he will take it without saying a word.

When the miscanthus and sulfur were there, he immediately started crushing them.

At the same time, he asked Fang Shibo to go to the kitchen to pick up some charcoal.

The three are ground into fine powder, and then one nitrate, two sulfur and three charcoal are mixed together.

Divide into several portions.

"Brother-in-law, what do you want it for?"

Fang Shibo finally couldn't help but be curious, and at the same time, he was also a little anxious.

It's not far from my sister's limited time for half a pillar of incense, and my brother-in-law is still grinding, if my sister really kills him, my dad doesn't know how angry he will be.

Because he once said that his brother-in-law is by no means a thing in the pool, sooner or later he will dive into a dragon and soar for nine days.

"Be a sky-shaking thunderbolt."

Kong Fang replied as he filled the prepared clay pot with the prepared gunpowder, compacted it, and then installed the twisted lead.

There are 5 in total, each weighing about three or four pounds.

The crockpot version of the earth-shattering thunder is laid out.

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