In a panic, he didn't know what to call his cheap wife, for fear that he would be killed if he was not careful.

As a result, the more afraid he was, the more he made mistakes, and before he could say the word "son", Fang Shiqing had raised his eyebrows: "Bastard, who are you calling mother?" Believe it or not, the old lady kicked you down, and let the mountain bandits scrape with a thousand knives. ”

Fang Shibo shuddered, shrunk his neck and didn't dare to speak.

"Sister, can you let your brother-in-law talk well, maybe he really has a strategy to retreat from the enemy?" Fang Shiyi is as gentle and considerate and empathetic as ever.

Kong Fang's nose was sour, and he almost burst into tears.

People are better than people, and they can really anger people.

He secretly hated the original body, why didn't the gentle and kind Fang Shiyi marry, but married the short-tempered and murderous Fang Shiqing?

In the end, he has a special hobby like those perverts in the island country movie in his previous life?

Or is there something you can't help but suffer?

"Brother-in-law, tell me about your plan?"

Fang Shiyi calmed Fang Shiqing's emotions, turned to speak softly, and humbly asked Kong Fang for advice.

He was just about to speak, but he heard a "choking" sound of Fang Shiqing's sword returning to the sheath.

"Say!"

She didn't seem to be asking for advice, but more like interrogating a prisoner.

Her unreasonableness aroused Kong Fang's rebellious mentality, he wanted to stop and die without speaking, but when he saw that she was holding the hilt of the sword again, and she might draw her sword to kill at any time, he quickly opened his mouth:

"I have 5 sky-shaking thunders in my hands, but it's a pity that the mountain bandits are too far away from us to blow them up."

He displayed his scientific and technological achievements like a treasure.

"These crockpots, are they earth-shattering thunder?" Fang Shiyi looked at the crockpot on the ground in surprise.

She didn't know what the earth-shattering thunder was, but she knew the crockpots in front of her.

Although she knew that Kong Fang Yijie was very knowledgeable, she couldn't believe that the so-called earth-shattering thunder he made could retreat from the enemy.

Still, they look like ordinary clay pots.

"Yes, they're no ordinary crockpots anymore. I filled their bellies with gunpowder, and they were earth-shattering thunderbolts, and once they exploded, they were extremely powerful, and they would definitely be able to repel the enemy. ”

For the cheap sister-in-law who coexists with beauty and kindness, Kong Fang is also very patient to explain.

Fang Shiyi thought for a while, and finally set his eyes on Fang Shiqing.

"Listen to him for the time being, and if he dares to deceive us, throw him out of the wall and let the bandits scrape him."

Fang Shiqing threw off his battle robe and turned away, as if the air was poisonous where Kong Fang was.

"Brother-in-law, are you really sure?"

Fang Shiyi asked softly.

Kong Fang nodded decisively. As the prince of chemistry of Tianbao City Key Middle School, his hometown was still a famous fireworks and firecrackers village in his previous life.

"Okay."

Fang Shiyi no longer hesitated, and decisively ordered to stop archery.

Of course, in order to confuse the mountain bandits, she did not let the family suddenly stop shooting arrows, but gradually decreased, giving the mountain bandits the illusion that they were short of arrows.

Kong Fang couldn't help but glance at the cheap sister-in-law again.

Gentle, kind, and understands military strategy, wisdom and beauty coexist.

Seeing that the frequency of arrows on the city wall was getting smaller and smaller, and the feather arrows were shooting less and less, the follow-up was weak, and the mountain bandits outside the door were really fooled.

The leader brandished his saber and laughed wildly, "Little ones, the Fang family is starting to strain, it's our turn to exert our power." ”

"You rush me, kill it, the Fang family's money, the Fang family's grain, and the Fang family's women, let you rob them!"

"Rush, ......"

"Kill......"

The mountain bandits howled, wielded swords and spears, and rushed forward like a tide.

Kong Fang quietly poked his head out, a hundred meters ......

Eighty meters ......

Fifty meters......

……

He counted silently. Fang Shibo looked nervous, staring at Kong Fang, unable to understand what he was talking about.

10 meters ......

At this distance, for Fang Shibo, who has a unicorn arm, there is no difficulty in throwing the earth-shattering thunder.

"Ready, go!"

He pulled out the fire, and Fang Shibo picked up the crockpot.

"Cut, I'll light the fire, you count three and throw it down." He admonished again, and Fang Shibo nodded. The fuse ignites, making a "whoosh" sound.

Three...... Two...... One.

Throw!

The clay pot fell from the city wall and was thrown into the pile of mountain bandits.

"Boom"

The crockpot exploded, the city wall trembled, and several of the mountain bandits who were blowing up the site had their hands and feet blown off, and some even had their intestines blown out.

The waves of air set off by the violent bombing overturned countless mountain bandits.

The mountain bandits in the era of cold weapons had never seen this kind of battle, and the mountain bandits who were not bombed were so frightened that they lay on the ground and did not dare to move.

Don't talk about them, even the Fang family was scared.

The timid ones peed their pants, Fang Shibo sat on the ground paralyzed, his face was pale, his hands and feet trembled, and he directly lost his combat effectiveness.

Kong Fang had no choice but to pick up the crockpot and light it himself.

"Brother-in-law, you light the fire, I'll throw it."

Fang Shiyi was always there when he needed it most.

At the moment of the great enemy, the fighter plane was fleeting, Kong Fang did not dare to be polite, and immediately ignited the fire.

"Boom"

There was another loud bang, and the earth shook.

"Again."

Kong Fang roared.

He couldn't give the bandits any respite, and threw all the earth-shattering thunder out in one go, and after a series of roars, black smoke billowed and dust flew under the wall.

There was dead silence under the wall.

The people on the wall looked at each other, and even Kong Fang wondered, why was there no sound outside?

Had they all been blown up?

But he immediately shook his head, there were one or two hundred bandits under the wall, not to mention the five crockpot versions of the earth-shaking thunder, even the powerful grenades in the previous life, they couldn't blow them all up.

Fearing fraud, he quietly poked his head out and looked down.

There are five big pits under the wall, and the surrounding areas of the pit are densely packed with mountain bandits. After observing for a long time, the mountain bandits did not move at all, and it is estimated that they were either killed or stunned.

Fang Shiyi sent his family down to clean up the battlefield, and Kong Fang specially told him to tie up those mountain bandits who were not injured, and they were most likely not dead.

The family members found ropes and tied up the bandits.

Then a spoonful of cold water was poured on it, and sure enough, they all woke up.

The family was full of praise for his uncle's ability to do things like a god, if it weren't for the eldest lady's cold face on the side, they would all want to throw their uncle into the sky a few times.

Fang Shiqing's cold eyes swept and turned to leave.

Fang Shiyi and Fang Shibo followed, and Kong Fang did not dare to lag behind. The four of them returned to the council room, and not long after they sat down, the butler brought a few family members to escort the bandit leader.

"Eldest Miss, Second Miss, Uncle, he is Wu Mazi, the leader of the Litou Mountain bandits."

Fang Shibo kicked up.

"Wu Mazi, do you also have today? I'll just ask you, do you accept it? ”

"Yes, I do."

Wu Mazi kowtowed, how could there be a little bit of the fierceness and domineering of the king of the mountain, he blushed his face and sneered: "Master, can you tell me, what were those noises just now?" It's so loud, it's weird and scary. ”

"That's the thunder, it's the punishment that the gods have specially inflicted on you!"