Chapter 3 Is There Still a King's Law?
"This ...... Is it the earth-shattering thunder? ”
Fang Shibo pointed to the five crockpots, looking confused.
Heavenly thunder, in his short life experience, he has seen countless explosions, the earth-shattering explosion, often frightened him to sleep alone at night.
As for these crockpots, fill them with a bunch of black things, and dare to call them "earth-shaking thunder"?
Why don't you go to heaven?
"Brother-in-law, are you really not afraid that my sister will cut you with a knife?"
At the critical juncture, his brother-in-law was not in a hurry to go into battle to kill the enemy, but instead did these useless things, which made him feel haggard.
Kong Fang rolled his eyes, "She dares, isn't she afraid of killing people and breaking the law?" ”
"Not breaking the law." Fang Shibo said sincerely.
"Tom"!
Kong Fang, who was busy, sat on the ground, "Is it illegal to kill someone?" ”
"Why?"
"She's the Queen Mother?"
Fang Shibo shook his head.
"I don't know who the Queen Mother is. But I know that now is a troubled time, the mountain bandits are invading, and you are avoiding the war, my sister wants to kill you, and even my father can't help you. ”
"I'm not talking about your father, but 'Wang Fa'!"
Kong Fang emphasized that he originally wanted to talk about the law, but it was estimated that this little guy couldn't understand it, so he said it was the king's law.
Hopefully he understands.
Sure enough, he really understood.
But he unexpectedly scoffed, "In troubled times, the emperor is difficult to protect himself, and the royal law is an empty word." ”
“……”
Kong Fang resolutely shut up.
Although he grew up in a peaceful and prosperous era, he has watched a lot of film and television dramas about troubled times, which are completely out of normal social rules, out of order, and chaotic world.
Life is like grass mustard, life is like pigs and dogs, poverty, chaos, killing, arson, robbery, officials are bandits, bandits are also officials, anyway, whoever has the big fist has the final say.
"Ahem......"
He cleared his throat, let go of distracting thoughts, and began to teach Fang Shibo how to use the Heaven-Shaking Thunder.
The lethality of this play is not large, but the movement will not be small, and for the ancient mountain bandits who have only seen cold weapons, they definitely have the advantage of crushing.
Fang Shibo has a lot of arm strength, and it is perfect to throw these guys.
"Remember, after the fire is lit, you count three and throw it at the bandits, don't be slow."
He told him repeatedly.
Fang Shibo almost rolled his eyes, as if he understood why his sister didn't like him.
A big man, babbling all day long, the gods can't stand it.
"Okay, don't talk nonsense, let's go."
He didn't know if these so-called sky-shaking thunders could defeat the mountain bandits, but he knew that if he didn't help, there would be two less living forces to resist the mountain bandits.
If the mountain bandits are allowed to storm the house, no one will survive.
He held the two earth-shattering thunders in his hands, thought about it, and then pinned the mountain-opening axe to his waist.
In case the earth-shattering thunder is ineffective, at least there is no shortage of weapons in your hands.
Kong Fang hugged the other three and followed closely behind Fang Shibo.
It's not that he's timid, it's just that he doesn't know the way at all.
The two of them ran all the way, the area of the Fang family was really large, and it took about five minutes to run from his bedroom to the front door.
Wealthy families.
He sighed in his heart, no wonder they would be besieged by mountain bandits.
The two of them ran to the door, and then climbed the door wall more than a foot high along the stairs, Fang Shibo's face did not change color, and he did not breathe, while Kong Fang was almost tired like a dog, panting, his legs trembled, and his lungs seemed to be torn.
"Hey, why are you here?"
A crisp sound sounded in his ears, and he looked up to see that she was not the tigress who forced herself to fight, and if she didn't fight, she would kill someone?
Now I pretend to ask him why he came.
What's the matter, do you show affection in front of people?
"She is my second sister, Fang Shiyi." Fang Shibo explained in a timely manner.
"The eldest sister and the second sister are twins and look alike."
Oh, Kong Fang suddenly realized, it turned out to be twins, no wonder he recognized the wrong person.
Looking closely, in fact, there is still a difference between the two, one has cold eyebrows, and the other is gentle like water.
One speaks domineeringly, but the other is gentle and beautiful.
If Fang Shiqing is a tigress, then Fang Shiyi is a thousand-year-old white fox, a gentle and kind white fox.
Come, white fox, give me a dance, I am the scholar who saved you five hundred years ago......
He seemed to hear that lingering and sad love song.
"Xiao Bo, take care of your brother-in-law, he has no martial arts, don't let the mountain bandits get hurt."
Fang Shiyi smiled, and after explaining Fang Shibo, she turned around and continued to fight. But I saw her holding a bow and shooting arrows, skillful and heroic.
The battle between the two sides was already in a stalemate, the mountain bandits could not attack, and the Fang family could not repel the mountain bandits.
The mountain bandits' attacking weapons were nothing more than bows and arrows and long ladders, while the Fang family's weapons for defending the city were not only swords, guns and arrows, but also hot oil.
Don't underestimate these boiling oils, although it is not good for long-range combat, it is a melee artifact.
The mountain bandits climbed the ladder, and the Fang family poured a spoonful of boiling oil head-on, which made the mountain bandits cry and cry for their mother, fell off the city wall, and shed their skin even if they didn't die.
The wounded bandits' painful wails had an immeasurable psychological impact on the remaining bandits.
When they saw the tragic situation of their companions, they began to shrink their hands, and the pace of attack not only slowed down, but also retreated one after another, so angry that the leader of the mountain bandits jumped like thunder, scolded his subordinates for being cowardly, and then scolded the Fang family for being despicable and shameless.
"Brother-in-law, what should I do?"
Fang Shibo raised his head and asked Kong Fang, who hid behind the wall and quietly poked his head out to observe the situation of the bandits under the wall.
He almost laughed at it.
This rabble, with no tactics at all, dozens or hundreds of people huddled together, brandishing knives, guns and clubs, standing outside the range of bows and arrows and shouting.
A few archers kept throwing arrows at the wall.
As for the level of archery, it is true that I dare not compliment.
Kong Fang calculated the distance, "Fang Shibo, can you throw the Heaven-Shaking Thunder to the mountain bandits?" ”
Fang Shibo said angrily: "Brother-in-law, are you an immortal when I am?"
“……”
Hey, you grumpy!
Kong Fang almost ran away, but when he thought of his hidden unicorn arm, he resolutely endured it.
He scratched his head and thought about it, then said, "Let's stop shooting arrows and let them come." ”
"Why?" Fang Shibo was shocked.
"What if they take the opportunity to rush up?"
Kong Fang finally found an opportunity to retaliate and slapped him on the head, "You are stupid, if you don't let them come, the earth-shaking thunder won't blow them up!" ”
"Oh."
Fang Shibo didn't protest, but turned around to give the order.
The child is really teachable.
Kong Fang couldn't help but look at the cheap brother-in-law.
Unexpectedly, he turned around and led Fang Shiqing and Fang Shiyi over.
"The surname Kong, what are your intentions? You want to let the bandits come? ”
Fang Shiqing has not arrived, but the voice has arrived. Angry and murderous, she dared to swing a knife and slash people without giving a reasonable explanation.
Kong Fang glanced at the cold-glittering saber in her hand, and suddenly felt a dry mouth, and her calves were trembling.
"Mother...... Mother......"