Chapter 7: A Sorrowful Marriage
After drinking three cups of tea, Kong Fang finally had some understanding of the original body and this era.
It is now the fifth year of Jiaqing in the Daxing Dynasty, and his crossing place is Fangjia in Qinghe County, Baoding Prefecture.
The Daxing Dynasty has nothing to do with the history of his previous life. Emperor Jiaqing is only seven years old this year, which means that he started working at the age of two and is still the CEO of the country.
Kong Fang couldn't help but sigh for a while: Alas, reincarnation is really a science.
Some people are born waiting to be emperors; Some people can only work as coolies for the rest of their lives.
Some people drank 200,000 pounds of Baihao silver needles; Some people drink a bottle of 2 yuan a bottle of a certain Fu Spring is too expensive.
That's fate!
He knew from Fang Shibo that he was from the Kong family in Qizhou Mansion, and his father Kong Rong.
He deliberately knocked on the side, Kong Rong let the story of the pear Fang Shibo had never heard of it, so he was sure that this Kong Rong was not the other Kong Rong.
Qizhou Mansion is 300 miles away from Qinghe County, Baoding Prefecture, and in the previous life, it would not take an hour to take the high-speed rail, and it would take more than an hour to drive.
But in the Daxing Dynasty, it took three or four days to get home on horseback.
If you rely on your legs, it is estimated that your legs are wasted, and your home is still far away.
Fang Shibo also intimately told everything he knew about the Kong family.
"You mean Kong...... My family is also a big family? ”
Kong Fang was very surprised.
He also thought that the original body was born in a broken settlement.
How can the son-in-law of a big family be a son-in-law for others?
Come on, cheap brother-in-law, tell me, you're sure you didn't lie to me.
"Yes, your family is not only a big family, you are also the eldest young master of the Kong family!"
At the end, Fang Shibo also added, I am a puppy if I lie to you.
For the little kid, this is a very vicious curse, and Kong Fang has to believe that "he" is really the eldest young master of a big family.
"You say, did 'I' have a brain in the water, and I actually came to your house to be a son-in-law?"
He patted his head.
"Don't tell me, I'm really in a hurry to be a son-in-law and marry your sister, I don't believe I'm so cheap."
"Hey...... Hey ......"
Fang Shibo smirked, "Actually, you came to my house because your father and my father were drinking, and the two of them were drunk, so they agreed to this family business." ”
What!
Kong Fang jumped up.
'Myself' This unhappy marriage turned out to be made by two old men drunk?
Life events, how can they be so childish?
"Brother-in-law, you don't blame my father."
Fang Shibo excused his son, "It was your father at the beginning, and he had to bet, but he lost." ”
Kong Fang shook his head, he believed that the bet was true, but he lost himself to the tigress, not the white fox, there must be something greasy in it, but it was definitely not the conspiracy of his own "Lao Tzu".
Tiger poison does not eat children.
He didn't believe that his cheap dad was that kind of person.
It must be that Old Man Fang is worried that his eldest daughter will not be able to marry and play tricks.
"Your eldest sister, you have a favorite sweetheart, right? Why else would she hate me so much? ”
He deliberately tricked his brother-in-law.
The little kid is innocent, how could he have thought that his brother-in-law would trick himself? He shook his head and said sincerely, "No." My sister is a strong martial artist, and there is no opponent in Po Chai Fu. ”
"Also, she's not very good-tempered......"
It's not just not good, it's brutal.
Hole Fang belly slander.
"She has a very high vision, and ordinary young talents don't dare to beat her idea, unless his brain is in water."
Sure enough, I guessed it right.
The cheap old man was worried that his daughter would not be able to marry, so he set up a bureau to calculate that he was cheap and lost to the Fang family.
"yes, that man's brain is in water."
Kong Fang answered, "Do you think I am like a person with a brain in water? ”
Fang Shibo shook his head.
"Then why did I agree to be your sister's son-in-law?"
Kong Fang didn't understand why the original body didn't resist.
"Didn't you just say that? You lost to my dad by your own dad. Willing to gamble and lose, people will not stand without faith. Fang Shibo shook his head and threw him two truths.
Kong Fang rolled his eyes, "That's my father's gambling loss, and it's not me, I can completely disagree." ”
"Unless you want to be an unfilial son and be spurned by the world."
Kong Fang patted his braincase, it turned out that the original body was also a lifeless product, the dragon gave birth to the dragon, the phoenix gave birth to the phoenix, and the nerd gave birth to a stupid two stunned.
"Then why does your sister hate me so much?"
"Because she worshipped heroes since she was a child and just wanted to marry a general. What she looks down on the most is Xiucai, who can just play tricks and struggle with a kitchen knife. ”
Kong Fang was inexplicably surprised, just because of her personal likes and dislikes, she actually hated herself to the bone and stabbed people with a knife?
Can you make some sense?
Everyone is a victim, okay?
She should have stabbed the initiators, the two old men.
He decisively pushed out the cheap old man and the cheap old man.
"Even if she doesn't like me, but the orders of her parents and the words of the matchmaker can't be violated, they are already in the boat, we are already husband and wife, why does she stab me?"
"Actually......"
Fang Shibo's eyes flickered, and he stopped talking.
Kong Fang was impatient, "If you have something to say, you can say it, and if you have a fart, you can let it go." ”
"Then I'll say it, don't blame me for exposing your shortcomings." Fang Shibo's temper is indeed not very good, if it weren't for the aftermath of Kong Fang's earth-shattering thunder, he would have gone berserk.
"Actually, it's your fault, you got married, everyone was happy, drinking wine and eating meat, how good. But you take advantage of the three-point drink, and you take off your clothes in front of her, even if you have to take off her clothes. ”
"My sister is a big girl with yellow flowers, you bully her like this, can she not stab you?"
Kong Fang stared at Fang Shibo for 30 seconds, are you really sure it's Lao Tzu's fault?
He really wanted to slap him, but after thinking about it, he finally chose to forgive him.
After all, he was still a child.
"Brother-in-law, you have always been familiar with the books of saints, and I have never seen you understand the art of learning things, why did you suddenly create a heaven-shaking thunder?"
Fang Shibo diverted the topic, obviously not wanting to bring up the old matter again.
Kong Fang is also a talent, and immediately adapted to his leapfrog thinking.
It's just that in the face of Fang Shibo's question, he can only scratch his head.
Fang Shibo is a big ghost, he is a rising star in the flickering world, if he said that he was guided by a certain immortal in his sleep, I am afraid he would not believe it.
But let's be honest, right?
He probably won't believe it even more.
Through?
Believe you, a ghost!
After dozens of strands of hair had been scratched off, he still couldn't think of a way to get the best of both worlds.
Fang Shibo's eyes flashed with a thirst for knowledge, and Kong Fang couldn't bear to let him down.
After all, this kid also has a temper.
He was also his first friend and brother-in-law when he came into this world.
"If ......"
He said cautiously, "If I say that it was an old fairy who taught me in a dream, you ......"
"Really?"
Before he finished speaking, Fang Shibo jumped up and ...... in surprise It should be a surprise.
"Who is the old fairy? Is it too old? ”
Belch......
Kong Fang snickered. Finally, the Daxing Dynasty has a character who is the same as his previous life, although it is only a legendary immortal.
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