"Actually...... I'm not so sure. ”

Kong Fang decisively turned on the flickering mode, "That old fairy, white eyebrows and white hair, white beard fluttering, wearing a white robe, holding a white dust, fairy wind bones, and elegant. ”

"The strangest thing is that he was riding not a horse, but a strange-looking ox with a single horn on its head, a blue-black hair, and a golden nose ring under its nostrils, but no reins."

"That's right."

Fang Shibo clapped his hands violently, "He is Taishang Laojun, that cow is called Banjiao Qingniu, and it is a divine beast that carries Taishang Laojun to travel all directions." ”

He spoke vividly, as if it were true.

"Have you ever seen Taishang Laojun?"

Kong Fang was puzzled.

"Of course I do." Fang Shibo didn't think twice.

“……”

Kong Fang was messy for a while.

This bear child doesn't look like a lie, is there really a character in this world?

If there really is, then what I have traveled through is not the ordinary world, but the fairy world!

"Where have you seen him?"

He tried to suppress his emotions so as not to get too excited and lose his brain.

"In my dad's study."

"One of the paintings in his collection is a calligraphy ...... of the great Confucian of the former dynasty"

Kong Fang was dizzy for a while, wait, what are you talking about?

You said you had only seen the painting of Taishang Laojun?

Are you sure it's not him?

Just painting?

Why are you so excited? And it seems to be true!

Kong Fang almost slapped him.

But for the sake of the other party's unicorn arm, he endured it. Fang Shibo was immersed in his own world, and he didn't notice that Kong Fang's face had changed several times.

He was as excited as if he had just drunk his mother's milk.

"Brother-in-law, you are now the mortal disciple of Taishang Laojun!"

"You're awesome, I adore you!"

Kong Fang suddenly felt a little unbearable.

Using strange forces to poison the pure hearts of children and teenagers is like a crime no matter how you look at it.

However, if we don't apply myths, how can we explain the earth-shattering thunder?

In the era of cold weapons, it was indeed a divine object, and only immortals could create it. With Kong Fang, who only understands a few sentences of sour text, even if he is scratched by a thousand knives by mountain bandits, he can't figure it out.

I'm sorry, dear child, I didn't mean to.

"Fang Shibo, let me ask you something."

"Hmm"

Fang Shibo nodded.

"The mountain bandits were eliminated by us, and the government came to rob the merit, so it doesn't matter if they don't give us a reward, why do we still give him so many gold ingots?"

"Is your sister stupid and has a lot of money?"

Thinking of that tray of gold ingots, Kong Fang felt painful.

If it were placed in a previous life, how many suites could it buy?

How many beauties can you soak?

“……”

Fang Shibo looked up at the door, not daring to speak.

Kong Fangzheng wondered what this bear child meant, and the sword was unsheathed with a "choking" sound behind him, and a cold and sharp murderous aura resisted his strong arteries.

With a flick of the blade, he didn't see the sun tomorrow.

The knife is cold, and the sound is colder.

"Because of the earth-shattering thunder you drummed, except for Wu Mazi, who believed that it was the punishment of the gods, no one would believe it. The county magistrate looks like a pig, but he is not stupid at all. ”

"If I don't feed him, he only needs to report a letter to the Heavenly Court, falsely accusing the Fang family of hiding a powerful murderous weapon with the intention of rebelling, as long as Emperor Jiaqing makes a holy decree, the Fang family will be ruined."

"You say, is money important, or is life important?"

Kong Fang suddenly stiffened.

He was not frightened by Fang Shiqing, but by this era. He never thought that the earth-shattering thunder created to save himself might bring death to the Fang family.

"Madam, I'm sorry, I didn't expect the consequences to be so serious."

"Hmph, what do you understand? In addition to being able to read a few sour words! ”

Fang Shiqing snorted coldly.

Kong Fang's neck was light, and the sword was sheathed.

"In the future, take care of your broken mouth, otherwise don't blame me for being ruthless!" Fang Shiqing sternly warned.

"I didn't stab you to death last time, you were lucky, I don't believe you're so lucky every time."

Kong Fang touched the scar on his thigh.

This mad woman was ruthless, and he believed that if he provoked her again, she would dare to stab her again.

"Sister, brother-in-law is a disciple of Taishang Laojun in the mortal world, you must not be rude to him, otherwise you will offend the gods, and the Fang family will suffer as well."

Fang Shibo suddenly interjected.

As his words fell, Kong Fang clearly saw the corners of Fang Shiqing's eyebrows trembling.

Is she empty-hearted?

Her heart is empty!

It seems that there is a play!

He was secretly happy. It turned out that the eldest lady of the Fang family, who had a violent temper and a murderous personality, could not escape the curse of strange powers.

People, I'm not afraid of you, I'm afraid that you don't have a weakness!

His eyes hinted at the cheap brother-in-law.

Fang Shibo got the hint, and even more self-proved that he was not talking nonsense, he first cursed and swore that he would confiscate any benefits from Kong Fang, and then gave examples to tell the facts.

"Sister, brother-in-law has been with us for almost a year, right?"

"We all know that he has always only written poems and texts and read holy books, when will he be able to learn the art of things?"

Fang Shiqing frowned and was silent.

To be silent is to agree.

"About the earth-shattering thunder, has anyone heard of it in the entire Daxing Dynasty? Seen it? ”

"Didn't you?"

"But how can my brother-in-law suddenly do it?"

Fang Shibo used rhetorical questions to mobilize Fang Shiqing's emotions.

"Because it's the divine art of Taishang Laojun! Do you think I lied to Wu Mazi just now? No, what I'm saying is true. ”

"When I woke up last night, I saw a white light flash into my brother-in-law's room. Taishang Laojun not only passed on his skill of creating earth-shaking thunder, but also asked his brother-in-law to be his divine envoy. ”

"Hey, hey, but, just now I was greedy for fun and risked my brother-in-law's credit."

Kong Fang glared at Fang Shibo, his eyes never leaving his thin lips. If he had been lucky enough to be born in his previous life, would those telecom crooks still be able to get around?

They all have to go home and grow sweet potatoes?

"Nonsense!"

Fang Shiqing didn't believe it, turned around and left, and when he went out, his foot tripped on the threshold, and he almost fell and ate. For those who practice martial arts, this is a very low-level mistake.

Obviously, she was scared and weak-hearted.

So he lost his mind when he walked, which led to a gaffe and almost caused a disaster.

Kong Fang was a human being in two lifetimes, and he unexpectedly saw the positive energy of feudal superstition. He believes that his cheap wife will not dare to use a knife on himself easily from now on, even if he looks down on himself again.

I was insured for my personal safety accident.

This credit belongs to the cheap brother-in-law, and he secretly decided to treat him well.

"Fang Shibo, do we have chickens?"

"What?"

Fang Shibo was stunned.

Wasn't you talking about Taishang Laojun just now?

Why did it suddenly turn to chickens?

Does Taishang Laojun eat chicken?

"I said, do we have chickens?" Repeat the hole square.

"Yes. What do you want chickens for? Fang Shibo was puzzled.

My brother-in-law has always stretched out his hand for clothes and opened his mouth for food, and never expressed his personal opinion on food.

That's why Fang Shibo felt strange.