Song Xinyou's face with a bright smile turned green after seeing the true face of the gift.

It was verdant, greener than the green cover of the tomb certificate.

"Brother...... Mr. Ji, what do you mean? ”

Ji Yu lifted his eyelids and glanced at her, "Illiterate? ”

"No, I ......" Song Xinyou flicked her bangs in a panic, and the CPU was about to catch fire.

What does Ji Yu mean by this?

Curse her to death? Not really, right?

When she was panicked, Shi Nian's applause suddenly sounded on the other side, and she was seen staring at the green book on the table with envy:

"I can't imagine that Brother Peony is so romantic, this unswerving love, which little girl doesn't want it!"

The most important thing is that this gift is luxurious enough, and a tomb in a good location costs hundreds of thousands!

Netizens in the live broadcast room finally reacted from the violent impact of the tomb and began to brush the barrage:

[God's undying love, the reading comprehension of the big female monkey when she was in elementary school should be back to full marks, right? ] 】

[Others give gifts: The wind and snow are really romantic; Brother Peony gives a gift: A cemetery will send you back to your hometown, absolutely, really amazing! 】

【This gift...... Placed throughout the explosion circle is also quite explosive existence. 】

[Xinyou, accept it, this gift is so real, you don't have to worry about burying it when you die in the future. 】

[It doesn't matter if the gift is not a gift, knocking CP is the right thing! ] Heart discipline CP, I'll pay homage first! 】

[You really don't pick at all, Ji Yu is about to write 'Mo Lai Dipping' on his face, you can still knock down, aren't you afraid that he will touch your house offline in the future and give your ashes to you? ] 】

[Tasteless guy, if you want to knock, you have to knock to commemorate CP, she can taste the romantic taste of even a cemetery, isn't this a heart-warming relationship between lovers? ] 】

Ji Yu turned his head to look at Shi Nian, the corners of his lips hooked up, and teased: "Like it?" Do you want to send it? ”

"That'...... Forget it, it's not appropriate. ”

In fact, whether it is suitable or not is secondary.

The most important thing is that Zhou Shiyuan and Song Xinyou are staring at her in all directions, one left and one right, with eyes like copper bells, her combat effectiveness is not good, and she can't beat two people at a time.

If you rob the cemetery and you want to sleep in the cemetery, it's not worth it!

After the four groups of CPs were assembled, the director's voice sounded in the living room:

In order to celebrate the official launch of "You Must Talk About This Love", the program team specially prepared a reception banquet for eight guests, but the ingredients and dishes used in the banquet need to be prepared by the guests themselves.

Please set off immediately to find the ingredients, and return to the small courtyard before 12 o'clock at noon to complete the preparation of the two dishes. ”

"I have long heard that Zhou Xingyan's conscience is very bad, and he can collapse people to death with a pout, and he really deserves his reputation when I see it today." Zhou Shiyuan's face collapsed, and he came to Shi Nian's side and beeped quietly, looking like he dared to be angry but didn't dare to speak.

Shi Nian said calmly: "What are you afraid of, I have a secret weapon." ”

"Secret weapon?" Zhou Shiyuan was overjoyed, but before he could ask what the secret weapon was, the director's voice sounded in the living room again:

"Note that the way ingredients are obtained must be legal and compliant, and junk foods such as instant noodles and potato chips cannot be counted as dishes."

Shi Nian's face was pulled down on the spot.

"You're right, Zhou Xingyan is a chili pepper in the gutter."

Zhou Shiyuan: "What do you mean?" ”

"Insidious and vicious."

After some careful analysis, the Yisheng Youyou CP composed of Lu Youchuan and Xu Sheng and the Goodnight CP composed of Jiang Wanqiao and Shen Yian decided to try their luck at the farmer's house.

The people in the village are simple, and it shouldn't be difficult to ask for a few greens and eggs.

Shi Nian didn't participate in the discussion the whole time, like a hard-working little bee swaying back and forth in front of and behind the house, and after the two groups of CPs left, she also rushed out of the sickle that she turned out of nowhere.

Zhou Shiyuan chased after him in a panic and shouted: "Sister Nian, don't do stupid things!"

I know you hate Zhou Xingyan, but don't do illegal things, it's not worth it to lose the happiness of the rest of your life for such a scumbag! ”

In front of the monitor, Zhou Xingyan, who couldn't bear it, picked up the loudspeaker: "Zhou Shiyuan, you make it clear, who is the scum?" ”

“…… I will briefly say two words about this matter, you can understand it, all in all, this matter is the situation now, and everyone can see the specifics, so I won't explain too much. ”

After a string of nonsense literature, without waiting for the other party to react, Zhou Shiyuan escaped from the courtyard with oil on the soles of his feet.

Shi Nian, who was about to step out, was standing in front of the bamboo forest behind the house in a daze, staring at a certain place with his eyes fixed, smiling, and his expression was intoxicated, as if he had drunk fake wine.

"Sister Nian, what are you looking at?"

Zhou Shiyuan leaned over in confusion.

Shi Nian raised his hand and pointed to a sturdy figure in the depths of the bamboo forest, "Look at that bamboo shoot...... It's so strong, hiss, there's no trace of fat, and it must be delicious to eat. ”

The cameraman understands very well, and immediately aimed the camera at the bamboo forest, and came to a high-definition close-up.

In the shot, a handsome hunk in a black tight vest is wielding a firewood knife to chop bamboo shoots, and every time he exerts force, the full muscles on his arms will rise, and the tension and wild beauty are about to overflow the screen!

The old critics in the live broadcast room couldn't sit still for an instant.

[Digging grass, so rough! ] So strong! Good dear! Don't get me wrong, I'm talking about bamboo shoots, just like the big female monkey! 】

[Class is suspended, I'm going to dig bamboo shoots!] If I don't dig a hundred and eighty tons today, I won't leave! 】

[Oops! It's early to get married! (slapping the thigh) (slapping the thigh frantically) (shedding tears of remorse)]

[You're all sitting here and putting it on, aren't you?] Keep pretending, I'll have a showdown directly, husband, I'm sorry for you! Husband, I can't bear you!! 】

Zhou Shiyuan looked in the direction of her finger and nodded in agreement, "That bamboo shoot looks very beautiful, but you don't use this adjective very appropriately, and the bamboo shoot is not beautiful and has no fat." ”

Shi Nian shook his head, "Young man, you don't understand ......"

As he spoke, he walked towards the depths of the bamboo forest, "Today's dish is ready, cut two bamboo shoots, one for cold bamboo shoots, and one for braised bamboo shoots in oil, will you do it?" ”

Zhou Shiyuan: "...... Well, let's talk about it, it's not that we can't do it, then, but we don't say it, we don't say anything, we don't talk about how it must be......"

"Get out!"

On the other side, the living room.

Song Xinyou walked up to Ji Yu with the gorgeous makeup that had just been repaired, and sent him an invitation to his peers:

"Mr. Ji, it's not too early, let's go too, it's too late a little later."

Ji Yu raised his head with a faint expression, "Miss Song, has your mother taught you a truth?" ”

"Huh?"

"Do your own thing." Ji Yu stood up and straightened his crumpled sleeves, "We, one person and one person, do not interfere with each other." ”

With that, he walked out of the living room with long legs and walked straight to the temporary tent house on the left side of the small courtyard.

Inside the house, Zhou Xingyan was leaning on the recliner drinking juice, and when he saw him come in, he didn't breathe, and was almost choked to death:

"Ahem, ahem...... Ji Yu, what are you doing here? ”

Ji Yushun picked up the unopened canned Coke on the table, bang, ripped off the pull tab, and took a sip:

"Fate."