Zhou Xingyan wiped off the juice residue on his body, twisted his eyebrows, and looked embarrassed, "This is not appropriate, you look at the other guests......"

He turned his head to the monitor, trying to convince his brother and benefactor with facts: "Look, this group is picking vegetables and feeding the chickens, this group is fishing for fish, and this group is ......."

When he pointed to the group, his voice trembled and the fire went out.

Because Shi Nian and Zhou Shiyuan didn't do anything, they were grinning and cheering for the muscular hunk who was digging bamboo shoots.

Zhou Shiyuan is okay, at least people are really cheering, and their hands are clapping.

But the time is ...... shouted cheers, but his eyes stared at the muscles on the macho man's arms, and he smiled brightly.

Ji Yu also noticed this scene, his eyes locked on the smiling face like a flower, stared at it for a long time, and said lightly with thin lips:

"Superficial."

Zhou Xingyan snorted, leaned to his side, blocked the radio, and asked shyly: "Brother, are you really here?" ”

Ji Yu raised his head and drank a sip of Coke, and asked instead of answering: "What do you think?" ”

"I think you should be widowed for too long, there is a problem with the emotional processor, so many normal girls, you don't want to choose a brain circuit with a twist, why bother?"

Ji Yu glanced at him, and said four simple and rude words: "You know a fart." ”

"Look at you, why are you still in a hurry? I'm treating you as my own......"

Ji Yu interrupted him impatiently, "Don't talk nonsense, go get the food." ”

Zhou Xingyan copied his pocket, and while walking out, he scolded and scolded: "Evil capitalism, wait, I'll kick you when the show becomes popular!" ”

Looking at this dramatic scene, the barrage was full of joy:

[Hahahahahahaha 】

[I always thought that Shi Nian was a bug in this show, but I didn't expect Ji Yucai (sighing in his pocket) It's good to be rich. 】

[I'm the only one still struggling with what they said sneakily just now? 】

[You're not alone! According to my experience of watching suspense dramas for many years, the topic of conversation between the two of them must be related to Shi Nian, and a conclusion can be drawn by rounding it off: there is a play in honor of CP! 】

[You are all knocking on the commemoration, I'm different, I want to knock the CP, the big director X who does a lot of evil and dares to love and hate female stars, what a match! ] 】

[You just knock around, sooner or later you will knock into a hard fork and break your front teeth! ] 】

Not long after, Zhou Xingyan came back with a large basket of vegetables.

"There are cabbage, cucumbers, potatoes, tomatoes, eggs, radishes and pork in the basket, you can pick two ......"

Before he finished speaking, Ji Yu directly moved the basket away.

Zhou Xingyan was anxious, "Ji Yu, don't go too far!" Can you finish cooking so many dishes? ”

"You don't have to worry about it."

Amid the howl of someone's dog jumping over the wall, Ji Yu walked out of the tent house unhurriedly.

The moment the curtain was lifted, it happened to collide with Shi Nian, who was returning from carrying bamboo shoots.

It can be seen that she gets along very well with the muscular hunk who digs bamboo shoots, and the bamboo shoots she carries back are thicker than her legs and longer than her legs, which can be called the Rolls-Royce of bamboo shoots.

Seeing what the other party was holding, both of them raised their eyebrows, and then praised in unison: "Your bamboo shoots/basket are good." ”

"So, do you want to change it?" Ji Yu put the plastic basket full of ingredients in front of her, extremely generous.

Shi Nian, who has always loved to take advantage, hugged the oversized bamboo shoots in his arms like a hen guarding her cubs:

"You kid, if you want to trick people, just say it, don't beat around the bush."

How simple it is to make bamboo shoots, just four steps - peeling, slicing, boiling, and sprinkling seasonings.

And the ingredients in Ji Yu's hand ...... Abundance is really rich, and it is really troublesome to deal with.

This is a variety show, not a cooking competition, why should she make trouble for herself?

Ji Yu was stunned for a moment, then seemed to understand something, and said with a low chuckle: "You kid, don't have too many eyes." ”

The two entered the kitchen one after the other, and the program team probably expected that there would be several guests crowded into the kitchen at the same time to cook, so the kitchen was very large, and there were four stoves alone.

"And gas, good." Shi Nian nodded with satisfaction, "I thought the program team would be vicious enough to let us burn the earthen stove." ”

After that, he picked up the kitchen knife and began to peel the bamboo shoots.

Ji Yu stood by and watched for a while, and saw that although her movements were a little clumsy, the progress was quite smooth, so she turned around and picked up the ingredients with confidence.

1 piece of pork, 2 potatoes, 1 handful of cabbage, 1 radish......

The more ingredients are piled up, the more netizens look at it, the more confused they become.

[What is he going to do?] Is it full of Manchurians? 】

[Regardless of his full Han banquet, or the Northeast is a messy stew, anyway, I love the man who can cook, so I will beat the bald husband to death, and change it like this! ] 】

[Handsome, rich and can cook, man, so perfect, aren't you afraid that I will jump 360,000 degrees in situ and rotate 9,999 roses in my hand and propose to you with a DR diamond ring in my mouth? 】

Netizens were discussing lively, and a few chopping sounds made them disappear again.

[Not?] Who taught you to chop vegetables like that? 】

[Such a large piece, are you cooking, or are you cooking pig food?] 】

[I take back what I just said, this kid will make a hammer meal.] 】

Not only netizens, but even Shi Nian, who was concentrating on peeling bamboo shoots, was attracted by his drastic chopping action:

"Brother Peony, are you going to ......?"

Ji Yu threw the freshly chopped potato pieces into the iron pot, "I can't say it either, if you have to choose a name, then call it the Universe Invincible Mess Stew." ”

“……”

Halfway through the cosmic invincibility chaos, the other two groups of CPs also returned with the fruits of their labor.

Eggs, lettuce, moss, spinach...... There's even a big rooster bouncing around.

The owner of the big rooster, Jiang Wanqiao sighed sadly, "I said no, my mother-in-law has to stuff it into my basket, this is ...... How should I eat this? ”

Shen Yi'an whispered: "Why don't you raise it first?" ”

"According to my years of experience in eating chicken, this kind of chicken can't be raised, it will get thinner and thinner, it's best to cook it while it's hot, just match it with my bamboo shoots, make a spring bamboo shoot stewed chicken, fragrant~"

Zhou Shiyuan, who returned from digging bamboo shoots, threw the loot on the ground and squatted in front of the big for a long time.

It didn't matter what he pointed at him, he annoyed the rooster in a few words.

The rooster doesn't wield, you treat me as a soft-billed duck?

The big rooster that was originally well-behaved and shrunk at the base of the wall suddenly jumped up and rushed towards Zhou Shiyuan with its wings.

“woc！”

Zhou Shiyuan screamed, and the girl ran away.

However, he was still a step slow, and the big cock pecked his ass with precision and gave him a 180° spin.

With a miserable scream, the kitchen was completely messed up.

Xu Sheng trembled and threw himself into Lu Youchuan's arms, and the two hugged each other and left the kitchen.

Jiang Wanqiao hid in the corner with a bamboo basket on his head.

Shen Yi'an held a bamboo shoot in his hand and aimed at the rooster's ass several times without daring to make a move.

Ji Yu threw away the spatula and stretched out his long arms, ready to protect Shi Nian, who was also busy in front of the stove, behind him.

Shi Nian did not hesitate to bend down and pass under his armpit, and rushed out with a rolling pin:

"Phew! Death, goblin! ”