Zhou Shiyuan moved his legs welded in the mud with difficulty, raised his head, bared his teeth, and showed an embarrassed and polite smile:

"Hey...... Although I would like to do what you say, it doesn't seem to allow it. ”

Shi Nian cheered for him: "Li Bai will take a boat to go, I say you can do it!" Comrade Xiao Zhou, please be sure to stand up, you can't even compare to a dog, how can you mix on the road in the future? ”

These words successfully fooled Zhou Shiyuan.

For the sake of dignity and face, he gave up!

Probably because of luck, Zhou Shiyuan waved his net pocket and copied it, and he actually copied two crucian carp the size of a palm.

"Oh, you kid, you're lucky!"

Shi Nian was surprised, clapped his hands extremely exaggeratedly, and turned to fan the flames against the vicious dog when he was done:

"See, people caught two fish as soon as they made a move, what do you compare with him who can only cut off halfway?"

"Wang, Wang!"

Vicious dogs bark.

As for what she barked - Shi Nian didn't understand, but that didn't stop her from talking nonsense:

"I know you're in a hurry, but don't worry about it first, if you're really in a hurry, you can learn like Zhou Shiyuan and go down to the river to catch a few fish to prove your strength.

I see you look like a dog, you have a very high IQ, you should be able to understand me, right? ”

"Wang, Wang!"

The vicious dog continued to bark.

I don't understand what it means.

But as you can guess from its hideous expression, the scolding is quite dirty.

Shi Nian waved his hand, and was about to say that he would not catch it, when the vicious dog suddenly plunged into the pond, and another fierce dog pounced on it, intercepting the crucian carp that Zhou Shiyuan looked at.

【？？？ Dig a slot, really? Should I praise this dog for his high IQ, or should I praise him for studying foreign languages??? 】

[Shi Nian, I've always misunderstood you, it turns out that the big female monkey is really just a nickname, and the dog is your real body, so what should we call ourselves? Hoop Patrol? (Discover the truth) (Cover your mouth and can't believe it) (Realize and cry bitterly)]

[PUA finished this, and then went to the CPU that, not even a dog was spared, this wave of operations...... The capitalists wept when they saw it. 】

"Sure enough, it's a good dog, I didn't misunderstand you!"

Shi Nian compared it to a 6, climbed ashore in a nutshell, and turned on the happy onlooker mode.

Two meters away, Ji Yu was sitting paralyzed by the aquatic plants to clean up the mud on his body, his thin lips were slightly pursed, his face lines were very tight, and a few big words were written on his forehead: I am very unhappy now.

Shi Nian threw the crucian carp left by the vicious dog on the shore into the bucket, and stepped forward to talk to him: "Brother Peony, what are you doing...... Nothing is wrong, is it? ”

Ji Yu's dark eyes skimmed over the camera, and he grabbed the thumb on the side of his pants and almost tore his pants.

"What do you think?"

He tilted his head and asked, his eyes burning.

Shi Nian felt weak in his heart, "I think it's better to go to the hospital to take a chest X-ray to take a look, my head is quite iron, in case you hit out internal injuries, it will not be good." ”

“……”

After a moment of silence, the corners of Ji Yu's lips crooked, and he hooked his hand at her, "Shi Nian, come here." ”

Shi Nian saw that he didn't hold back his fart, and took a step back vigilantly holding his arms, "What are you doing?" ”

"Try how iron your head is."

Ji Yu suddenly raised his hand and bent his middle finger to knock on the door of her head.

"Huh~" Shi Nian flexibly flashed to the side, dodging his sneak attack, squinting his eyes and laughing wildly, "Haha, I didn't fight!" ”

When the words fell, his body tilted, and he slid into the water in an embarrassed posture of reversing into the warehouse, and it happened to fall into the mouth of the vicious dog.

The vicious dog bared its teeth and let out a low whining roar, and the white Sensen's teeth were only about 2 centimeters away from her thighs.

Oh, it's the end of the calf!

Shi Nian closed her eyes in despair, and at that moment, a series of questions flashed through her mind:

Is being bitten by a dog in a show count as a work injury?

If it is considered a work injury, how much should she let Zhou Xingyan pay?

If Zhou Xingyan defaults, how should she defend her rights?

Do you call 12333 directly for labor arbitration, or do you sell it on Weibo to fight public opinion battles?

Just as she was struggling, a large hand suddenly reached out from the stabbing and pulled her out of the mud.

"What are you doing sitting stupidly? What about chanting? ”

Shi Nian opened his eyes, and the first thing that caught his eye was Ji Yu's puzzled handsome face, and the expected pain did not appear.

When I turned my head, I saw that the vicious dog was happily flicking its tail with a big carp in its mouth, whirring and cheering, and a black and shiny tail turned into a propeller.

Harm!

I was catching fish.

Shi Nian exhaled, shook his head, and pretended to be mysterious: "I, worm, I was thinking about life just now." ”

"And what did you come up with?"

Shi Nian smiled slightly, "Gushan Temple North Jia Tingxi, I really want to eat fried chicken." Brother Peony, let's take action, finish this big wave, and go eat fried chicken? ”

"Yes, very thoughtful."

Ji Yu gave her an approving look, picked up the net pocket thrown on the shore, and raised her eyebrows, "I'll catch fish, you carry the bucket, keep up." ”

"Gotcha~"

*

An hour later, the fishing mission was successfully completed.

The camera brother deliberately pulled a close-up camera to show the fruits of the guests' labor: Shi Nian and Ji Yu cooperated to fish a big bucket, Zhou Shiyuan fished half a bucket in a single battle, and Song Xinyou ...... Broken hair no.

For this result, Song Xinyou felt very sorry: "Teachers, I'm sorry, I'm a little afraid of water...... Next time, if there is any task next time, I will definitely do more to make up for it. ”

"No, no, they are all guests of the same show, how can they see the outside like this?" Shi Nian waved his hand frantically.

In the face of her sudden understanding, Song Xinyou was very surprised, and after being stunned, she squeezed out a smile and was about to thank her, when Shi Nian spoke again:

"It's better to choose a day than to hit the day, you can make up for it today.

I've thought about how to make up for it, I'll go to the program team to borrow a loudspeaker later, and you will stand at the door of the vegetable market and shout, take out the posture of squeaking in the water just now, and shout as loud as possible.

In business, that's what it's all about, the louder you scream, the more excited your customers are. ”

After speaking, she asked thoughtfully: "Sister Xinyou, you shouldn't have a phobia, right?" ”

Song Xinyou's face collapsed, her lips moved, and she held back hard for a while: "Okay." ”

After the division of labor, the group put away their tools and set off for the vegetable market a few kilometers away.

Before leaving, the camera brother who jumped over the tree raised his hand weakly: "What about these fish?" The program team spent a lot of money to buy it, what a pity to lose it. ”

On the bank of the river, far away from him, many fish were lost, and the vicious dog Xiao Hei and his two younger brothers stood by the fish, wagging their tails majestically, like a general returning from victory.

Ji Yu glanced at him, "Then you're going to fight with it?" ”

"Huh?"

"We all thank you for winning the battle and getting the fish back; It doesn't matter if you can't win, we'll help you ......"

Shi Nian hurriedly exited to block: "Brother Peony, I can't help it!" ”

Ji Yu chuckled and continued:

“120。”