The group hurried and finally arrived at the vegetable market before 12 o'clock in the afternoon.

Unfortunately, most of the people were having lunch at this time, and those who were a little normal would not run to the vegetable market, so the huge market was empty enough to run horses.

In this case, it is not realistic to take a loudspeaker to solicit customers at the door, so Shi Nian suggested that everyone give up the strategy of casting a wide net and fishing more, go directly to people, strike accurately, and sell a few to solve the lunch problem first.

The security guard standing guard at the entrance of the vegetable market is the first target they want to crack down, no, sales.

After confirming the goal, Shi Nian stepped on three jumps, and a handsome foot brake stopped in front of the duty room:

"Uncle, do you want to buy fish? Just fished from the pond, old and fresh, make sauerkraut fish quack! ”

The security guard opened his eyes in confusion, "Why does the donkey still quack?" Let me see! ”

"I asked if you wanted to buy fish? It's fragrant to make sauerkraut fish! Shi Nian picked up an oversized carp and danced in front of him.

The security guard craned his neck to look out, "Put the fish aside first, I want to see the donkey that quacks." ”

“……”

[Hahahaha...... Uncle, you will grasp the key points, and you are worthy of being the descendant of the dragon. 】

[Uncle: Today's young people are not sincere at all, and they say that there is a donkey that can quack and refuse to show me, alas, the world is declining, and people's hearts are not ancient! 】

[Shi Nian, how about you show Uncle the donkey that can quack? People ask how sincere they are, but it's really not good, you pretend to be a donkey and bark twice. 】

Shi Nian really thought so, slapped the oversized carp in front of the uncle, and said in a heroic tone: "Buy this fish, and I'll let you see the donkey that can quack." ”

The security guard uncle happily took out his wallet and pulled out a red ticket from it, "One hundred, is it enough?" ”

Shi Nian's heart struggled slightly, and finally his conscience defeated greed, and he turned his head away with a painful face, and pushed the red ticket back:

"Uncle, it doesn't take so much, thirty is enough, and it's not easy for you to make money."

"Who doesn't have a hard time making money?" The security guard uncle pointed his thumb in, arrogant, "Do you see the stall inside?" Half of it is mine! ”

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The crowd was shocked.

[Others go to work just for fun, only me...... Only I have suffered humiliation for the salary of three thousand, ah, I don't live! Ahh What! Sand! Kill! Sand! Yarn! Evil spirit! Shark! Temple! Cholera! Drizzle! 榝! Kill! Wow! 】

[Uncle, look at me, I'm the donkey that quacks, quack...... Uncle, come and take me home! 】

[The donkey in front, pull aside, Dad, I am your daughter who has been separated for twenty-three years! 】

[There are so many rich people in the world, what's wrong with one more me? There are so many rich people in the world, what's wrong with me alone? There are so many rich people in the world, what's wrong with one more me? There are so many rich people in the world, what's wrong with me alone? 】

Shi Nian's little hand tightened, and he almost strangled the fish in his hand to death, "Uncle, don't say anything, you can take these two buckets of fish, it's not expensive, just give three or four hundred, five or six thousand, seven or eighty thousand." ”

"I don't want it, I just want that."

The security guard uncle walked out of the duty room, slapped the red ticket on the car, and urged her eagerly: "So what about the donkey?" ”

Shi Nian turned around and glanced at Zhou Shiyuan, "Senior Zhou, it's time to show your acting skills." ”

Zhou Shiyuan understood, but was a little hesitant: "This ...... Not suitable, right? ”

"What's wrong with that? There is money to be made, not stumbling. ”

It seems to make some sense.

Thinking about his lunch that he didn't know where it was, Zhou Shiyuan was far away and let it go!

The waist is bent, the back of the hand is back, and the throat is clamped: "Quack quack...... Here comes the little donkey! Quack, I am a duckling brand donkey, duckling duckling quack......"

When he twisted his ass and wanted to sing a song, the unbearable security uncle covered his mouth:

"Little Duck brand donkey...... I also have a Swan brand washing machine! Little girl, you are a fraud, I want to call the police! ”

Shi Nian tried to soothe his overly excited mood, "What kind of fraud, uncle, you just said that this doesn't look like a donkey, right?" Is there a quacking? ”

Although the uncle is old, he is very sober, "Like, but he is not!" ”

At this time, a little girl about four or five years old with a double ponytail came over and called softly, "Grandpa, grandma asked me to call you home for dinner." ”

Facing the little granddaughter, the uncle changed his face at the speed of light, grinned, and smiled with a wrinkled face, "Immediately, grandpa will go back immediately!" ”

Shi Nian took the opportunity to build a staircase for himself: "Do you still want this fish?" Don't want me to return the money. ”

This uncle's brain is too bright, it's not easy to fool, so she's better to change the target and break it.

But Uncle obviously didn't think so.

"Yes, why not? The money sent by my Zhao Laosi has never been recovered, but you have to show it when you send it back, and you can't make me feel that I am a wronged person. ”

"That'...... Two more for you? ”

The uncle waved his hand, "Pull it down, my family has three big fish ponds, and there is no shortage of those things." Otherwise, what other talents do you have, show my granddaughter a hand, she will be happy, and this matter will be over. ”

Song Xinyou, who has been acting as a background board, finally found an opportunity to attract fans, raised his hand and said, "I'll come, I can dance." ”

As he spoke, he unbuttoned his denim jacket, revealing his small waist, and twisted it towards the camera.

[This waist, this chest...... Hey, sister, let me bury it, let me bury it! 】

[The dance is good, and the beauty is really beautiful, but it's not appropriate to dance this dance on this occasion, right?] 】

[There are always people who feel that their hearts are rubbing the edges, but I don't think so, this is not rubbing the edges, this is redemption, no one shows me these in reality, I think she is the best girl in the world, I can only say from the bottom of my heart: Thank you, wife! 】

After a dance, Song Xinyou sent several flying kisses to the camera, as if the talent show was a personal appreciation party.

The security guard furrowed his eyebrows, with seven points of disgust and three points of incomprehension on his face, "What is this...... Can we be reliable? ”

Shi Nian hesitated and asked, "Why don't I give Xiao Qianjin a children's song?" ”

"Come on."

Shi Nian cleared his throat and opened the microphone passionately:

"Crawling and crawling in a small unit, I don't dare to spend a small salary.

Crawling and crawling in a large unit, earning a small salary and spending is not enough.

Crawling and crawling in a particularly large unit, earning a very small salary and not spending it at all. ”

Uncle squinted, "Are you sure this is called a nursery rhyme?" ”

Shi Nian came back to his senses: "I'm sorry for the strings, come again, cough cough."

Dig and dig inside the little nostrils, dig and dig the little boogers and rub them on the pants.

In a big hospital, I prick and prick and prick a small needle eye and get a big scar. ”

Uncle: "? ”

It seems that there is still something wrong, not sure, listen again.

"Pull and pull in a very large toilet, and there is no splash in the very big poop."

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