"Sister Nian, what does Comrade Ji mean by this?"

Zhou Shiyuan was confused when he heard it, covered his mouth and whispered to Shi Nian.

After some careful analysis, Shi Nian replied confidently: "Comrade Ji may be like you, he has low self-esteem in his heart, and he feels that he is not worthy of the old girl, and he wants her to see it again." ”

This conversation reached Ji Yu's ears word for word.

The man, who was still calm, changed his face in a second, gritted his back molars, and looked at the two of them with a smile:

"If you can do reading comprehension like this, you must fail the primary school Chinese again and again, right?"

Shi Nian gritted his teeth and smiled innocently, "I'm sorry to disappoint you, I was partial to the subject in the middle school, and the second Chinese was three digits." ”

Ji Yu looked her up and down, "Although, it is still recommended that you go back to school, hang up the liberal arts, and study primary school Chinese." ”

Zhou Xingyan, who was squatting outside the venue, rubbed his empty belly and raised a loudspeaker to catch up with the progress: "The next connecting guest, Ji Yu!" ”

The video was connected, and a familiar big round face suddenly appeared on the big screen, which was the short-haired sister who read the question at the beginning.

Ji Yu's right eyelid jumped, but it didn't show half a point on his face.

On the second appearance, the short-haired sister is obviously much more arrogant than the last time, and she slapped the table board and took the lead:

"May I ask Mr. Ji, is the thing I touched in the pond this morning really a fish?"

Ji Yu's face was expressionless: "Repeat the question, and don't answer." ”

"Then I'll change it." The short-haired sister covered her face and asked in a low voice, "Are you really a bit of a s.mall?" It's about ten packs of spicy strips, please raise your mouth and answer. ”

Ji Yu looked at her with deep eyes, there was still no expression on his face, but his body revealed a fierce momentum, and the scalp of the people who looked at her was numb.

"Your WeChat ID, 15039...... What's in the back? ”

The short-haired sister trembled: "You...... Why do you ask this? ”

Ji Yu lowered his eyes and returned to a leisurely posture:

"It's convenient for my personal lawyer to investigate and collect evidence."

“！”

The short-haired sister knelt down in place, "I'm sorry I was wrong, I'm going to kneel on the durian, slap my ears, goodbye Mr. Ji!" ”

The words fell, and the call was hung up at the speed of light.

"Next one." Ji Yu took a sip of water indifferently and glanced at someone who was secretly rubbing and trying to make trouble outside the venue.

The last person to connect is Lu Youchuan.

Because the glorious deeds of the previous one were too explosive, the discussion of this one was extremely low, and only a few fans jumped up and down to lick their faces.

Lu Youchuan saw the barrage above the big screen soaring, but there were no two to discuss himself, and his face was not very good-looking.

The netizen who connected was not a master who could do the whole thing, so he asked a question casually, and the Q&A session that night was over.

The last day is the date day, and each group of CPs must complete the date according to the theme specified in the program, and the date location, scene layout, and required funds are all responsible for themselves.

In a word: the program component does not come out of the currency, and there are a bunch of.

The theme of the first dating session is "Spring Outing", and each group of guests can create a romantic and warm spring date according to their own understanding.

After the task was released, Shi Nian glanced at the good CP who was smiling his teeth and silly on the other side, sighed, and walked towards the bedroom without looking back.

Ji Yu called her in the back: "Shall we discuss the distribution of the dating start-up funds first?" ”

Shi Nian waved his hand vicissitudes: "Go to bed early!" The mind is already very perverted, and the body must be healthy. ”

“……”

*

Date Day.

Shi Nian slept until half past eight.

When she finished freshening up and rushed to the study with instant noodles in her arms, Ji Yu and Zhou Shiyuan had already eaten almost enough.

The smell of omelets and xiaolongbao wafted in the air.

"You, you ......" Shi Nian trembled and pointed to the leftovers on the table, with tears in his eyes, and he was addicted to jokes, "How can you do such a rebellious thing behind my back?" Aren't you afraid to bear the wrath of thunder? ”

Ji Yu took out two plastic bags out of nowhere and put them in front of her, "Xiaolongbao, egg cake, take whatever you like." ”

Shi Nian's hands continued to tremble, and he asked carefully, timidly, and cautiously, "Can I have both?" ”

Ji Yu helped her pull out the chair, "Of course." ”

After eating the last xiaolongbao, just nine o'clock, the live broadcast started, and the first hour was the time for the procurement of dating materials, which involved the distribution of funds.

The two groups of funds for digging bamboo shoots were divided equally, and both sides agreed on the same opinion and happily said goodbye at the gate of the small courtyard.

It's the turn of the fishing group -

Ji Yu was the first to speak: "Why don't we act in two groups together, the venue props will be shared, and we can save a lot of money." ”

Zhou Shiyuan clapped his hands and applauded: "It is worthy of being the president, and he really has a business mind...... So can we buy more to eat? ”

"To be a man, you have to have a broad vision, and you can't just stare at eating." Shi Nian painstakingly educated him, "Pots and pans should also be prepared, so as to avoid moths in the program team, and you can only eat pilaf." ”

Listening to the increasingly unobtrusive discussion of several people, Zhou Xingyan raised his horn without love:

"Attention, today is a romantic date day, not an outing day for elementary school students! Can you act in groups and don't get together? ”

Shi Nian skillfully blocked his ears and said twice: "Refuse to add rules temporarily, refuse to add rules temporarily." ”

[Hahahaha, big female monkey, you know how to handle the program group. 】

[Anyway, these two groups of CPs are in a mess, and there is nothing to see when they are separated, so it is better to get together, and the four guests are more upside down than the other, at least they can have fun. 】

[Earlier, I don't like to hear you say this, why is the double-time CP sparse? Are they quack-sweet, quack-like? 】

[Commemorative CP is the best, I raise the banner for commemoration! ] 】

After a short confrontation, Zhou Xingyan chose to turn a blind eye and let them go.

The Fishing Group then conspires.

In the end, the four of them decided to go their separate ways, Zhou Shiyuan and Ji Yu stayed in the small courtyard to grab pots and bowls, and Shi Nian and Song Xin leisurely pedaled the three jumpers borrowed from next door to go to the vegetable market to buy ingredients.

Probably because there are no outsiders around, Song Xinyou is extremely quiet all the way, she doesn't speak, she doesn't act as a demon, she pushes the cart when she asks her to push the cart, and she carries the chicken when she asks her to carry the chicken.

After Shi Nian and the stall owner fought for a few rounds, and finally won three tomatoes at a super low price, she finally couldn't hold it back, and whispered in Shi Nian's ear: "Shi Nian, what kind of character are you going to set up?" ”

Shi Nian tilted his head to look at her, his expression shocked:

"You can see this?! Am I not hiding deep enough? ”

Song Xinyou doubted in life, "I, what do you see?" ”

For the past two days, she has been observing Shi Nian's marketing route.

Let's say she's a stupid beauty, she is sharper than anyone else when she picks up people.

Let's say that she is sober in the world, her appearance of pretending to be crazy and stupid is really confusing.

Can't guess, really can't guess.

Shi Nian: "I'm a human being! ”