Chapter 29 The person who has the face to be good to you, but the person who has no face to take care of your mouth
Shi Nian was stunned for three seconds, then swallowed the potato chips vigorously, looked left and right, and asked with an embarrassed face:
"Ah......h Is this something that can be said? ”
Ji Yu, who was sitting upright, moved his wrist, raised his peach blossom eyes, and looked at someone beside him with interest, with no panic on his face.
But the short-haired sister firmly believed that her judgment was correct, and kept up her efforts: "What can't be said about this?" Big female monkey, you have to be brave and be yourself, and you can't be swayed by the dark forces! ”
After a pause, she lowered her voice and added: "If it's really inconvenient to answer, you can also add me WeChat, let's chat privately, my WeChat account is 15039......"
"Stop!" Shi Nian made a pause gesture, put down the uneaten potato chips, straightened his back, and put on a heroic posture: "I had a showdown, you guessed right, at that time in the morning, I did not catch a fish, in fact, what I caught was, a mess of mud!" ”
The short-haired sister looked confused, and she didn't have time to think, Shi Nian suddenly opened her hands, palms up, and started acting passionately:
"That mud, stinky and rotten, small and soft, like my miserable life! Looking back, nothing has been accomplished; Looking ahead, the abyss is summed up in four words: relying on the defense.
Originally, I didn't want to face this reality, just like I didn't want to admit that I couldn't catch a fish...... But if you want to ask, I can only cut open this bloody heart and tell the truth. ”
She lowered her head to wipe away her tears, and her voice was sincere: "So now, are you satisfied?" ”
The short-haired sister was stunned, and for a moment, she sighed deeply, said "I'm sorry", and then took the initiative to cut off the call.
The barrage was moved by this shocking scene, and couldn't help but leave two lines of worthless tears.
[Sincerity is always nirvana, woo woo, Shi Nian, from now on I will be your own mother, who dares to say that you are not, the old lady immediately rushed up and stabbed him to death! ] 】
[[tears] [tears] [tears] Big female monkey, don't be too sad, think about the benefits, in fact, you are not nothing, at least you are still poor! 】
[Twenty is not confused, thirty is only, and I am stuck in the middle, confused. After listening to Shi Nian's speech, I suddenly opened my mouth, I don't have to hesitate in the future, and I don't have to be confused, let's hold hands and stink in the dung pit together! 】
In addition to the touching encouragement and comfort, there are also a handful of people who are very sober:
[Shi Nian's mouth, a deceitful ghost, I bet ten packs of spicy strips, this matter is definitely greasy! ] 】
[Big female monkey, you have changed, and you refuse to share your feelings with your sisters and sisters when you touch good things, are we not worthy? 】
[I didn't see how good her acting skills were during filming, but there was a set of pretending to be crazy and stupid in variety shows, it was really disgusting to open the door to disgusting, and it was disgusting to go home. 】
[If people can't do it, don't blame the uneven road, who can blame if you can't achieve anything? ] Don't you blame yourself for your bad acting? If you leave the circle early and sweep the streets, how can you still have the face to be embarrassed? 】
After answering the question, Shi Nian, who reached out to get potato chips, just caught a glimpse of this sentence rolling over the big screen, and rolled his eyes on the spot:
"People who have the face to be good to you, but no face to take care of your mouth. Don't care about other people's shit and fart all day long, how can others have a dime relationship with you? ”
It was Zhou Shiyuan's turn to connect.
This little brother gnawed too the hamburger, and his lips and tongue were swollen, and he became Indian in seconds when he spoke:
"Jie Lu Shi, may I ask Ni want to ask, what do you ask?"
The other side was amused by his funny emphasis, "Hahahaha, I want to ask Comrade Xiao Zhou, is there any moment that makes you feel ugly?" ”
Zhou Shiyuan tilted his head, pretending to be confused, "What are you talking about?" I can't hear you...... Hey, is the earpiece broken? ”
The other side continued to laugh maniacally, elongating his tone: "I said, do you think you're handsome?" ”
Zhou Shiyuan instantly entered the state: "In the past few years, everyone has always seen Zhou Shiyuan, who is sunny and happy, in fact, my heart is the same as Shi Nian, with low self-esteem and sensitivity, so why can I be so optimistic?" ”
Shi Nian replied: "Because you are shameless." ”
Zhou Shiyuan ignored her interruption, raised his head, and said affectionately:
"Because I gave birth to a handsome face, every morning when I get up and look at that face in the mirror, I have to remind myself: Brother, you are already handsome, don't expect too much.
So, it was my handsomeness that healed my wounded heart, let us put our hands together and say: Thank you, Zhou Shiyuan's handsome face. ”
Connecting netizens: "......"
Staff: "......"
Toot toot, I don't know which party ruthlessly cut off the call.
The next ones to connect are Jiang Wanqiao and Shen Yi'an.
Coincidentally, the objects of the two connections are CP fans of Goodnight CP, and they are worthy of single dogs eating the same bowl of food, and the questions asked are so similar.
One asked: "What kind of person do you think Shen Yi'an is?" ”
Another asked: "If you use three words to describe Jiang Wanqiao, which three words do you think are the most appropriate?" ”
Jiang Wanqiao and Shen Yi'an's answers were also generous.
The former replied: "Mr. Shen is a very talented person who has his own ideas in music; In life, it's more like a simple teenager, sunny and clean, what to say, and it's very comfortable to get along with. ”
The latter replied: "Lovely, innocent, enthusiastic." ”
[Ahhhh 】
[Look at these two people, the nose is the nose, the eyes are the eyes, the mouth is the mouth, what a match! ] Don't you really think about getting a certificate? 】
[Mustard sweet, pee one, mark it, let's see you at the end of the confession night! ] 】
Netizens stumbled to death in the live broadcast room, and the shouts of crazy food overshadowed other remarks and successfully swiped the screen.
So much so that the guest connected later, Song Xinyou, became an existence that no one cared about.
But she didn't panic at all.
As an excellent influencer, she will create her own topics:
"Oops, it seems that a real couple is going to be born in our show, I thought I didn't care about this, but I didn't expect to be a little envious after witnessing the sweetness of others~"
The connected netizens were worried that they couldn't think of a problem, and when they heard her ask, they immediately climbed down the pole: "Sister Xinyou, my question is: So far, are there any male guests in the show that make you excited?" ”
"It's hard to say, I can only say that the four male guests of our show are very good, as for whether they are impressed, they still need to get along more in the future."
Having said that, her eyes glanced at Ji Yu intentionally or unintentionally, suggesting that it was full of meaning.
Netizens smelled this extraordinary smell, brushed the barrage, coaxed the two, and secretly arched the fire, which was quite lively.
Ji Yu calmly met her gaze, raised his left hand, raised his middle finger and lowered the frame of his glasses, with a shallow smile on the corner of his mouth:
"Miss Song, do you want a pair of glasses?"
Song Xinyou was stunned for a moment, "My eyesight is very good." ”
Ji Yu put his arm on the edge of the sofa, leaned back, and took a lazy posture: "Not necessarily, let's go to the hospital, hang the ophthalmology, and check it out."
Remember, it's best to go to a hospital that has mirrors. ”