Chapter 62: I want to dye this thing green
Under her confused gaze, the uncle quickly made a marshmallow rabbit, and then domineeringly stuffed the wooden stick into her hand, grinned, and smiled plainly:
"Good morning!"
Shi Nian was flattered, and after a short period of stunned, he hurriedly ran to the stall and paid the money.
The uncle couldn't help it, and gave her an extra marshmallow in the shape of a flower.
After winning the first battle, Shi Nian's confidence doubled, holding a rabbit in her left hand and a flower in her right hand, and began her journey as a social cow.
"Good morning! Flowers are beautiful, people are even more beautiful! ”
"Beauty, your dress is so beautiful...... Link? No, no, pure appreciation. ”
"Wow, that's sweet! Handsome men and beautiful women, call me when you get married, and I'll sit at the child's table! ”
"Boss, your fried chicken is quacky! Good luck with business! ”
“……”
The expected embarrassing scene did not appear, and most people would respond enthusiastically in the face of greetings from strangers, and some people even had to stuff things into her hands like the uncle.
So much so that halfway through the mission, she had to stop and wipe out the inventory in her hand.
As soon as she took off her mask, the skewers had not yet been delivered to her mouth, and a Hanfu girl suddenly popped out from behind the trash can, holding the pig's trotters in one hand, and slapping Shi Nian's arm frantically with the other, screaming at the top of her throat:
"Ahh Big pig's trotters! ”
Shi Nian's soul was almost frightened by her, and with a flexible flash, he jumped to the opposite side of the trash can:
"Beauty, did you recognize the wrong person?"
The Hanfu girl stopped screaming, turned her hand and pestled the big pig's trotters in front of her, her face full of sincerity:
"Big pig's trotters, do you want to eat them?"
Shi Nian shook his head cautiously and moved back:
"Thanks, no need."
The Hanfu girl took a step closer and shook her hand excitedly:
"Shi Nian, I'm your fan, a twenty-year-old fan! So...... Can you scold me? ”
"Huh?"
Shi Nian couldn't believe his ears:
"Is there such a perverted person in the world?"
The Hanfu girl threw a wink at her, and with the classical makeup of Jiangnan, she was a little charming:
"Scold, scold, I love to listen!"
Beauty was in front, Shi Nian decisively chose to obey the order, raised his eyebrows and smiled, and his face was radiant:
"Look at your small waist and long legs, melon seed face and cherry mouth, you dare to come out like this, aren't you afraid that I will kick over the trash can, hold 9999 skewers in my hand, and propose to you with a big pig's trotters in my mouth?"
"Ahhhhh......h
The Hanfu girl screamed again, her movements were wild, and the big pig's trotters in her hand also slipped up and down, and the last leap jumped into the trash can.
At this time, an aunt passed by, looked at the sister and the pig's trotters, and then looked at Shi Nian and the camera, and asked curiously:
"Girl, what are you doing?"
Shi Nian is serious: "Funny." ”
[God is funny, Shi Nian, you understand the effect of the show. 】
[I have to say that people who can read it when they can powder it have two brushes, looking at the delicate makeup and greasy pig's trotters, there is quite a kind of beauty of Sister Lin's upside-down weeping willows. 】
[Help, she is really good at boasting, not to mention the Hanfu beauty at the scene, I am an outsider who is excited when I hear it! ] 】
[pause, I'll go to Guangfeng Lane to intercept people!] 】
Bidding farewell to the Hanfu girl, Shi Nian continued her road to the cow.
"Hello, little friend, when you meet for the first time, just call me big brother, big brother is in hand, and the future is worry-free!"
"Brothers and sisters, brothers and sisters, uncles and aunts, good afternoon! It's not perfunctory, it's because I have too little mouth and can't be busy, I'm really sorry. ”
“……”
Finally, Shi Nian walked out of Guangfeng Lane alive.
Once had a proud backbone, she had to bow her head to netizens who lacked morality:
"I beg you, be a person, think of a simpler task next time, after all, it won't do you any good to be tired to death."
*
A barber shop two kilometers away from Guangfeng Lane.
A barber with little yellow hair is enthusiastically selling business to Ji Yu:
"Handsome guy, do you want half a card? Now the store is doing activities, recharge 1,000 get 200 free, the discount is quite large......"
Ji Yu interrupted him: "I dye my hair. ”
Xiao Huang Mao: "Hair dyeing, the hair dyeing package in our store is divided into three grades, 699, 899 and 1099, seeing that you are so handsome, you must not be short of money, it is not as good as the entire 1099, and you can save two hundred by doing a membership card on the spot." ”
"I'm not short of money, why save two hundred?"
Xiao Huangmao smiled awkwardly: "...... Oh, the wool given by white is not white, what color do you want to dye? ”
There was silence in the room.
Xiao Huangmao thought he hadn't heard, so he asked again.
Ji Yu turned his head away, closed his eyes in despair, and pointed to his head:
"I'm going to dye this thing green."
“?”
The little yellow-haired man was stupid, "Handsome guy, you, this ...... Why don't you get a card, and I'll make you the most fashionable look in the world after you finish the card, and I'll blind the eyes of the negative! ”
[Ji Yu: Tired, let's destroy; Clerk: The sky can't stop me from letting customers get cards! 】
[The owner of the barber shop came to take a look, such a dedicated employee, it is really unreasonable not to pay double wages. 】
[If I had worked so hard with him, maybe I would have become the president of a listed company earlier, alas, I am guilty, I reflect, and I will wrap snail noodles as punishment. 】
[The melon seed bench is in place, and I can't wait to see the expression on my brother's face when he learns that Ji Yu only dyes one hair. 】
【+10086】
To the disappointment of millions of melon-eating netizens, Ji Yu did not play his cards according to common sense, but elegantly and calmly pulled off a hair and handed it to Xiao Huangmao:
"Dye it."
Little Yellow Hair: "??? ”
Cameraman: "You're not right, right?" ”
Ji Yu raised his eyelids, his eyes were sharp, and he asked rhetorically:
"What's wrong with going to the barbershop to dye a green hair?"
The camera brother was speechless.
Little Yellow Fur had something to say, "No, brother...... You're here to smash the field, aren't you? ”
"You dye your hair, I pay, what's the problem?"
Ji Yu Shi Ran walked to the sofa and sat down, without any embarrassment.
"No, you dye your hair, how can I charge?"
Little Yellow Hair's brain was running rapidly, and finally came up with a good solution:
"Why don't you get a card, and I'll dye it for you for free after you get the card."
It's a card again.
It seems that it will not work if this card is not arranged today.
Ji Yu reluctantly compromised, took out a business card from his coat pocket, and handed it to him:
"This is my assistant's business card, call him after dyeing, he loves to get a card."
Xiao Huangmao took the business card and was skeptical:
"Really, don't lie to me."
"Record, no."
Five minutes later, Ji Yu pinched a green hair and walked out of the barbershop, and didn't go far along the street when he looked up and saw an old acquaintance.
If you look closely, oh no, it's two.
One sits on a small electric donkey, like a female hooligan, violently tearing at the skin of a frog.
The other, wearing a frog hood, clasped his arms weakly and helplessly, and shouted in his mouth:
"Sister Nian, don't be like this, it's not appropriate."