Ji Yu stuffed the green hair into the camera brother's hand:

"Take it."

After that, he straightened his somewhat messy hair, strode forward, and walked to the vicinity of a man and a frog who were pulling skin.

The tails of the eyes are lightly raised, and the eyebrows are smiling:

"Are you, molesting the green-skinned toad in broad daylight?"

Shi Nian turned his head when he heard the voice, his eyes lit up, and he was in a state where he didn't think it was a big deal to see the excitement:

"Where's your green hair?"

Zhou Shiyuan followed up and asked:

"The barbershop guy didn't beat you?"

"You're looking forward to it."

Ji Yu glanced at him angrily, tilted his head to the big eyes of gossip when he turned his head, and pointed back:

"There."

The staff cocked their orchid fingers, picked up the green hair fluttering in the wind, and smiled slightly:

"Here it is."

“……”

Shi Nian was silent for three seconds, and shook his head in disappointment:

"It's boring, it's boring."

"You're quite interesting."

Ji Yu stepped forward quickly, helped Zhou Shiyuan lift the frog skin that was about to collapse, and asked:

"Pull and pull, what is this for?"

Shi Nian sighed, and his tone was like an eighty-year-old mother:

"Harm, didn't I see him standing on the street for a long time without moving, so I thought about finding a way to help him."

Ji Yu lifted his eyelids and looked at her with a torch:

"What do you mean by this...... Snatch someone else's frog skin and replace it with you? ”

"That's not true, as the successor of socialism, I will never do such opportunistic things, disgraceful!"

Shi Nian's chest straightened, and he said righteously:

"I'm just going to let him skin the ugly frog and show off his muscles to attract the attention of the frog of the opposite sex."

Ji Yu sneered:

"Are you sure there are only frogs of the opposite sex?"

Shi Nian's gaze is firm:

"There are also the majority of female compatriots in the live broadcast room, anyway, there is no me."

"It's fine without you."

Ji Yu will do what he wants, grabbed the handlebar of her little electric donkey, and forcibly turned a corner:

"Let him take it off slowly, and we'll go back."

"Wait!"

Shi Nian mopped the floor with both feet, hardcore brakes:

"I'm talking too much today and I'm thirsty, so I'll go to the supermarket opposite to buy a bottle of water to drink."

Ji Yu glanced up, there was indeed a supermarket called "Xiao Box Fa" opposite, let go of his hand and walked forward:

"Wait, I'll buy it for you."

When someone runs errands, Shi Nian is naturally happy:

"I want iced mineral water, the more ice the better."

After sending the person away with a smile, she rode a small electric donkey to Zhou Shiyuan, the corners of her mouth raised, and she was about to continue to promote the importance of appearance to him for a green-skinned frog, but halfway through she killed a familiar aunt.

The aunt grabbed her arm, her face smiled like a big chrysanthemum that had gone overboard, and her speech was comparable to that of a pea shooter in Plants vs. Zombies, abruptly, without giving people a chance to interject at all:

"Girl, how old are you this year, do you have a partner? If you don't, my aunt will introduce you to one, my aunt has a son, Chinese New Year's Eve today, one meter eight, he looks like a thief, his grades in elementary school are good, and he has taken the third place! Why don't you get to know each other? ”

Shi Nian was anti-guest, wrapped his hands around her arm, and smiled brighter than her:

"Oops, great! Sister, I'm Chinese New Year's Eve eight today, divorced with two babies, I'm worried about not finding a partner, how much is your son's WeChat, let's add a friend to chat first, if the conversation is done, won't you become a life family with both children and grandchildren? ”

The aunt looked at her in a daze as if she had been struck by lightning, with a look of disbelief:

"Are you Chinese New Year's Eve eight today? Still divorced with two babies?! ”

Shi Nian touched his face proudly and raised his eyebrows at her:

"You just went to Kimchi Country to fix your face, you look young, right?"