[You have learned the essence of gibberish literature.] 】

[I learned, when I go home for the New Year, I meet relatives who urge marriage, I also say so, I don't have a good time, don't think about it! ] 】

[I really hope everyone goes crazy together, it seems that I am not so out of place, but you are all too normal, are you all secretly taking medicine behind my back!] Fuck, the world is supposed to be full of crazy people! 】

[Young, too young! ] So young, reward a chance to be buried with me, now turn on your mobile phone, send a text message to 146 to start the coffin sharing plan with one click, beds are limited, book as soon as possible. 】

[I'm a contrast girl, don't look at me as a little abstract on the Internet, in reality, I am quiet and elegant, quiet and indifferent, introverted and subtle, like classical music, read poetry, Chinese and foreign masterpieces, and am a perfect little fairy~]

The aunt wrinkled her face, laughed more ugly than crying, trembled and broke her arm out of her clutches, and stumbled:

"What, my aunt suddenly had a stomachache...... If you want to go to the toilet, let's meet again. ”

After that, he turned around and walked away.

At this time, Ji Yu folded back with a bag of mineral water, and raised the plastic bag in front of Shi Nian, and his tone was naturally familiar:

"All brands of mineral water are here, whichever one you like, take it."

Seeing this, the aunt turned back with a sharp turn, looked at Ji Yu with her eyes, and asked curiously:

"Aren't you divorced with two babies, don't you have a partner? Who is he? ”

Shi Nian chose the most icy one from a large pile of mineral water, unscrewed the cap neatly, and smiled at her:

"He, my ex-husband who has little money and a strange temper and picks the door, does my aunt still have a daughter? Would you like to introduce him to someone too? ”

The aunt bent over to cover her stomach, her expression exaggerated, "Oops, my stomach hurts even more, no, I have to go." ”

Ji Yu glanced at her back as she left in a hurry, and asked Shi Nian interestingly:

"Can you explain that to me? How did I become your ex-husband who has little money and a bad temper? ”

"This ......"

Shi Nian raised his neck and poured saliva, his eyebrows and eyes were crooked, and his smile was sly:

"It's a long story, so I'll not talk about it."

After that, he threw the water bottle into the basket and twisted the accelerator to slip.

Ji Yu quickly grabbed the back seat of the car, took a step with long legs, and sat directly on it:

"Now you can go."

Free driver, Shi Nian grinding teeth Hoho:

"I knew that there was no such thing as free mineral water."

Ji Yu lowered her eyelids, and everywhere she looked was her snow-white slender neck and small earlobes, and there was a faint smile on her lips unconsciously:

"Of course, I'm a capitalist."

The abandoned green-skinned toad, Zhou Shiyuan roared impotently on the side of the street:

"Hey, don't you go, aren't you good brothers?"

The two turned back at the same time:

"It's not!"

*

When the two returned to the villa, Jiang Wanqiao, who took the lead in completing the task, was telling ghost stories to netizens in the live broadcast room:

"Once upon a time, there was a ghost who liked to go out at night, and one day he ate a skewer at a barbecue restaurant and fell in love with it, so he went to the barbecue restaurant on time every day to eat skewers.

Half a year later, he gained weight, and he became a ball...... Fat enough to be stuck in the doors of the yin and yang worlds and unable to move. ”

When the words fell, Shi Nian just walked in with two large bags of skewers and announced happily:

"Good news, I have a barbecue at noon today, and the director is in for a treat!"

Jiang Wanqiao: Coincidentally, it's not.

The little sweet girl who was gentle and cute one second jumped up from the sofa like a mighty man the next second:

"Is there only a barbecue? Is there beer? Eating barbecue has to be accompanied by beer. ”

"That's right! The barbecue has to be accompanied by beer, let's go, let's go to the supermarket together and bring two boxes back! ”

When drinking waste firewood, Nian put the skewers on the table, and his tone was heroic, pretending to be able to drink two catties of liquor.

Jiang Wanqiao stopped her:

"No, you just came back, sit down and rest, I'll go by myself!"

As soon as he left to buy wine, Shi Nian immediately ran into the bathroom, sneakily took out his mobile phone to open the browser, and typed in the content:

What to drink ahead of time to cure hangover?

After checking the results, she went straight to the kitchen and rummaged through.

Ji Yu stood at the door of the kitchen for a while, and finally couldn't bear it and reminded her:

"This house is usually unoccupied, and there are many things that are not there, so you can tell me what you want, and I will let people buy it."

Shi Nian stopped rummaging, rubbed his hands, and looked at him a little shyly:

"That, I'm thirsty......"

Ji Yu looked puzzled, turned his head and looked at the dozen bottles of unopened mineral water on the living room table:

"Those aren't enough for you to drink?"

Shi Nian rubbed his hands and smiled flatteringly:

"Theoretically, it's enough, but I don't think it's tasteless just to drink water, and I want to drink something delicious."

"For example?"

"Like fragrant milk, and sweet honey water."

Ji Yu looked at her obedient and cowardly appearance, and raised his eyebrows:

"Got it, give me five minutes."

After speaking, he took out his mobile phone and called the housekeeper.

The housekeeper of the villa is professional, saying that five minutes is five minutes, and when the time comes, he will lead the two strong men to the villa on time.

The butler in the black suit smiled decently and had a respectful attitude:

"Miss Shi, this is the milk and honey you want."

Shi Nian looked at the cardboard boxes in front of him that were about to pile up into a hill, and was dumbfounded:

"Are you sure?"

The housekeeper explained with a smile: "Because I don't know your taste, I bought three different types of milk for you to choose from: pure milk, yogurt, and prepared dairy products. ”

Shi Nian took a deep breath, suppressed the complex emotions of shock, envy and jealousy in his heart, looked at Ji Yu with his eyes, and his tone was extremely sincere:

"Brother Peony, please notify me when you and your wife are going to get pregnant and give birth."

Ji Yu glanced at her vigilantly:

"What do you want to do?"

Shi Nian held his cheeks with one hand and sighed faintly:

"Go to Lord Yama in advance to report your name, you can't be a rich second generation in this life, and you have to have a good baby in the next life."

[Big female monkey, listen to me, you are still young, you have to live well, I am eighty-eight this year, and I am about to go down, so let me the opportunity to be reincarnated into the Ji family. 】

[I don't rob you, I'm willing to be their second child, it's really not good, the third child is okay. 】

[Big female monkey, you are confused, you have to wait for a few more decades to enjoy happiness by reincarnation, it is not the same by marriage, get a certificate today, and achieve financial freedom tomorrow, isn't it fragrant? 】

[Some people were born in Rome, some people were born as cows and horses, after chasing this variety show, I, a calf and horse, are going to be cows and horses again! ] It's so fun! 】

After Ji Yu listened to her explosive speech, his forehead jumped:

"Give up, I can't give birth to a daughter as wise as you."

Shi Nian thought very openly:

"I can't be a daughter, it's okay to be a dog and a cat, I don't choose."

“……”

Ji Yu grabbed a bottle of milk that had just been opened and pestled it to her mouth:

"Drink some milk, wake up."