The Huaguoshan exhibition area is very close to the tourist service center, and it is more than 100 meters further through a tree-lined path.

The four of them waited in line for more than ten minutes in a group of kindergarten children, and finally got the opportunity to take a photo with Wukong.

But Wukong didn't cooperate, and he went crazy on the spot with a golden hoop stick:

"Ah, goblins! My grandson is tired and tired from going to work, you don't help, but you dare to add to the chaos, is it really my grandson a vegetarian? ”

The King of the Golden Horn and the King of the Silver Horn: "......"

The little girl who was sandwiched between the two of them, with only her head exposed, stared at the golden hoop stick, her eyes shining:

"Wow! Monkey monkey is amazing! Bangbang is flying! ”

Bang bang, clapping wildly.

Wukong was praised so much that the monkey's face turned red, and the resentment of going to work disappeared in an instant, but this could not offset the jealousy in his heart, and while turning the golden hoop stick harder, he embarrassed the two colleagues:

"My grandson is the top stream of Huaguo Mountain, and the people who want to take pictures with me are lined up from Huaguo Mountain to the daughter country, if you want to get the opportunity to take pictures, you must first pass the question and answer test of my grandson."

Shi Nian answered quickly: "I grew up watching Journey to the West, if there is any problem, just let the horse come!" ”

Wukong blinked his golden double eyelids and smiled arrogantly: "May I ask if Erlang God's third eye is a single eyelid or a double eyelid?" ”

Shi Nian replied without hesitation: "Single eyelid!" ”

"Why?"

"There's no why, it's just a single eyelid! I say yes, if you think it's not, show the evidence! ”

Faced with her rogue answering style, Wukong anxiously scratched the monkey's face and tried to repay the debt:

"This question doesn't count, my grandson will ask another question, how many monkey hairs do I have on my body?"

Without waiting for him to add further restrictions, Ji Yu on the side gave the answer conveniently:

"Eighty-four thousand, it was said in the second chapter of the original book of "Journey to the West" that it turns out that this monkey king has 84,000 hairs on his body since he became a Taoist, and his roots can change, and he can do whatever he wants."

Shi Nian's jaw dropped by his answer, and he leaned into his ear and whispered, "No, you know everything?" ”

Ji Yu didn't speak, silently put the phone in front of her, and the browser search box was lined with small words:

How many monkey hairs does Monkey King have?

Shi Nian: "6! ”

Wukong, who was kept in the dark, was conquered by Ji Yu's profound knowledge, and announced the result with admiration: "Congratulations on passing the test and taking a photo with my grandson." ”

The child's mother was not interested in this project, and took the initiative to take over the photography and off-site guidance tasks:

"The monkey stands in the middle, supports the child, squats down a little, does not block the camera, and the two behind him get closer, smile, and don't keep a straight face...... Hey, that's right, three, two, one, eggplant! ”

After the precise guidance of the child's mother, the photo effect is very explosive, and in one sentence: the brutal scene of the monster couple taking the monkey to capture the human cub.

But such harsh conditions can't stop some shitlers from looking for candy in their, they just cut out the monster couple smiling side by side from the group photo, and then P put on a red background, veil and bow tie, and posted rumors on various platforms:

Surprise! The King of the Golden Horn and the King of the Silver Horn have privately obtained their certificates, and they don't believe that they come in to see the ID photos [Pictures]

[It is worthy of being the big female monkey with max action, unambiguous in terms of life events, saying that selling roast sausages will sell roast sausages, saying that mutation will mutate, and saying that you will get a certificate, from now on you will be the guiding star on the road of my life! ] 】

[I'll knock!] I just picked my feet for a while, how did they even get the certificate? Is it possible to have a child after another meal? 】

[It's already born, it's a male monkey, mother and son are safe [picture]]

[Things are so big, the parties come out and say a few words, don't say I'm going to take it seriously [funny]]

After taking photos with Goku, the party went to Pansi Cave along the way, and under the temptation of the glamorous spider spirit, he spent hundreds of dollars to buy tickets for four Daniel Zhang to enter the Spider Valley.

When the four of them reached the finish line after nine hundred and eighty-one difficulties, they were greeted not by the warm embrace of spider spirits, but by a row of big men wearing suits and sunglasses with murderous faces.

The smile on Shi Nian's face froze, tilted his head, and asked Ji Yu in fear: "Have you offended people recently?" ”

Ji Yu thought for a moment: "I've been offending people, not just recently. ”

“……”

As soon as the words fell, the two strong men walked straight in front of Shi Nian, bowed deeply, and said respectfully:

"Madam, the young master called you home for dinner."

Shi Nian: "??? ”

Scenic cosplay - domineering president version?

Just as she was hesitating whether to take on the play, she replied: "Is there foie gras and cow Boston lobster?" I can't eat without me. ”

The cold voice of the child's mother sounded behind him: "Tell your young master, there is someone outside the lady, and you won't go home tonight." ”

The strong man took off his sunglasses and looked embarrassed: "Madam, please understand the young master's longing for his wife, without you, he really can't eat!" ”

"If you can't eat, just wait to starve to death, and when you die, inform me, I will definitely give him two more pillars of incense!"

The child's mother was very angry, arrogantly put down the cruel words, picked up the little girl and turned around to leave.

But how can the strong men let them go?

Without saying a word, they all came up, and Shi Nian and Ji Yu, who were traveling together, also experienced a domineering president's forced love.

"Big brother, why don't you go back and tell the young master, most of the time a man can't eat, he is probably not hungry, and he can eat two more hungry meals, and this has nothing to do with Madame."

Shi Nian tried to persuade the strong man led by Shi Nian, but the effect was not good, the strong man did not answer with a straight face to collect debts, there was no way, she turned her head and persuaded the child and her mother:

"Dinner, oh no, madam, why don't we talk to the young master on the phone?"

Seeing that there were more and more onlookers at the meal, I had no choice but to compromise: "Forget it, I'll go back, I'll bring Duoduo to play with you again when I have the chance...... Little gold, little silver, goodbye! ”

After seeing Mrs. Madame and the bodyguards leave, Shi Nian looked at the time, and Chong Jiyu gave him a look: "It's almost twelve o'clock, or we will withdraw too." ”

Ji Yu shook his head and kept up with her, "What to eat at noon, foie gras wagyu or Boston lobster?" ”

"Neither." Shi Nian smiled mysteriously, "Just follow me and stride forward, I promise that I won't disappoint you." ”

The words "Guaranteed not to disappoint you" fell into Ji Yu's ears and were automatically translated as: "Guaranteed to surprise you." ”

He thought about it carefully, and felt that Shi Nian might take him to some strange restaurant to eat some kind of ingredient that normal people had never heard of, but what he didn't expect was ...... Shi Nian took him directly to the door of a certain elementary school.

At twelve o'clock, the school had just ended, and there were elementary school students wearing red scarves everywhere.

"Eat as much as you want, we're not short of money!"

Shi Nian stood on the flower bed on the side of the road, stretched out his left arm, and spoke boldly.

Ji Yu looked at the elementary school students with schoolbags in front of him in disbelief, and felt that his worldview had been impacted:

"Although...... But...... Cannibalism is against the law. ”