Chapter 75: Those who are close to pigs are fat, and those who are close to thoughts are crazy

Shi Nian: "Although...... But...... Is it possible for me to say the opposite snack? ”

[This brain circuit, hahahahaha...... I had just had a caesarean section, and I was laughing so hard that I was cracking and rolling on the floor. 】

[Surprise! There is a phenomenon of cannibalism in a certain love series, whether this is a moral decline or a distortion of human nature, welcome to the 4399 live broadcast room to find out with me. 】

[See?] This is called the close to the pig is fat, the near mind is crazy, in the future, everyone will stay away from the time, this suffering will be good for me to bear alone. 】

Ji Yu looked forward over the sea of people, and finally found a small cold noodle stall that was submerged in the crowd, and then shifted to the left, and there was a three-jumper selling braised skewers......

He pulled the corners of his mouth and sighed with mixed feelings: "You can find this kind of place, it's really hard for you." ”

Shi Nian smiled shallowly, "Actually, it's not very difficult, of course, if you feel embarrassed, you can mobilize the group employees to vote for my photo."

As long as I have an official position for a day, I will have you on one thigh, and I will make a steady profit. ”

"Let's try it first, and if it tastes good, you can consider it."

Ji Yu's smiling eyes swept over her side of her face, took a step, and walked across the road.

I didn't feel far away, and when I walked to the stall, I found that the stall was small, but the things sold were quite complete.

Cool skin and cold noodles, turkey noodles, wolf tooth potatoes, pots and cans, dazzling to see.

Ji Yu glanced at him roughly, didn't make up his mind, turned around and asked, "What do you want to eat?" ”

Shi Nian looked around, waved his hand and signaled him to be calm: "Wait, I'll find an acquaintance to ask." ”

After that, he waved to the boy in line next to him with a clear goal, "Little handsome guy, my sister asked you something...... Don't look back, it's you. ”

Probably because she smiled too enthusiastically, the boy thought that he had met a trafficker, so he didn't buy cold noodles, so he picked up his schoolbag and ran away.

Bystander's Encounter: "......"

This acquaintance is really familiar, and if you are a little more familiar, you can enter the game.

After losing the first battle, Shi Nian was not discouraged, and set his sights on a girl who looked like a foodie:

"Little beauty, tell my sister what is delicious at the entrance of your school, and my sister invites you!"

The girl's eyes lit up, and she immediately jumped over, raised her little fat hand, and commented on the food:

"The turkey noodles are delicious, but they are too spicy, and it hurts to eat too much; Cold skin and cold noodles can be mixed together, and it is more delicious to add more cucumber and sesame paste; Wolf tooth potatoes are also delicious, five yuan, a bit expensive, I can't afford it.

There are also skewers over there, quail eggs, ham sausages, fish tofu, konjac...... The potatoes and shredded kombu are all delicious! The ice cream balls are also super delicious, two dollars a piece, so big! ”

After listening to her mouth-watering comments, Shi Nian summed up a sentence: There is no bad taste in this piece of snacks, only delicious and delicious.

In that case, then ...... Let's have a copy of each.

In return, she bought the girl a wolf's tooth potato and a luxurious ice cream with two balls on top.

But the girl shook her head and refused to take it.

The sun fell on her not broad shoulders, pulling her short figure into a heroine's appearance, and the hot wind blew her crisp voice:

"You don't have to buy me anything, I'm a Young Pioneer! The teacher said that the Young Pioneers should be happy to help others! ”

Such a high degree of thought moved Shi Nian and also moved a group of netizens:

[I was hiding in the gray bridge hole and playing with my phone, and suddenly, a red light burst out of the screen, so bright, so bright...... When I looked closely, it turned out that the red scarf around the girl's neck was glowing! 】

[All stand and salute our Young Pioneers!] 】

[It's great that there is a successor to the backbone of our country! In the future, I will no longer have to worry about the country being bullied by outsiders, and I can rest assured that I can go crazy and be rotten! 】

[The 99th child I want to steal today [Secret observation]]

Shi Nian forced the wolf tooth potatoes and ice cream into her hands, and patted her on the shoulder, not refusing:

"Take it! If you say that you have a treat, you have to invite, don't let your sister be a person who doesn't believe in her word. ”

The girl sucked down the saliva that was about to fall out, and nodded her head several times: "Well, thank you, sister!" ”

After saying goodbye to the girl, Shi Nian found a slightly sparse wall root and beckoned Ji Yu to come over for dinner.

The two dry rice experts who were holding lunch boxes in their palms and holding ice cream between their fingers had just met, and a gray-haired old woman suddenly rushed over with her stomach covered:

"Girl, boy, I have a stomachache and want to go to the toilet, can you help me look at the stall?"

The two of them looked in the direction of her finger, and sure enough, a small cart selling roast sausages was parked not far away, and the red billboard above the cart was printed with two lines of eye-catching golden letters:

Beef B grilled sausage, the king of the six littles

Eat beef B grilled sausage and live a full life

This advertising slogan is enough to be bullish and windy!

Shi Nian was infected by the advanced ideas of the Young Pioneers, and agreed: "Okay, you go, we are here!" ”

The old woman thanked her gratefully, and hurried into the opposite residential area with her stomach in hand.

Then the two also moved to the location of the dry meal, and stood behind the small cart to eat lunch.

In order to avoid embarrassment, the two of them decided not to sit, but to sit and eat while standing.

As for the taste of the snacks, to be honest, they are not as delicious as those in the serious store, but I feel very satisfied, especially when I accept the attention of elementary school students, and my vanity is about to explode.

Shi Nian pulled the cold noodles in his mouth, and the corners of his mouth never came down: "When I was a child, there were many stalls selling snacks at the entrance of our school, but the old woman was reluctant to give a dime of pocket money.

Every time I see my classmates buying all kinds of snacks to eat, I feel so angry that I want to blow up the school. ”

Ji Yu wiped the oil stains on the side of the bowl, and answered with a light smile: "I'm different from you, I have a mother who is not bad at money, and my pocket money has always been the most among my friends." ”

In Shi Nian's jealous and crazy gaze, his eyelashes fluttered, and he changed his tone again:

"But when I went abroad, I couldn't taste the taste of my hometown anymore, so I thought so hard that I learned to cook by myself."

Shi Nian said thoughtfully: "This is the origin of the Universe Invincible Mess?" ”

Ji Yu nodded, "Almost." ”

"Boss, I want two grilled sausages!"

A childish voice interrupted the warm chat between the two.

The little girl with a double ponytail holds a huge sum of five yuan in her hand, standing in front of the small cart, with a bold posture.

Shi Nian looked at the big bowl of braised skewers that had not yet been eaten, and then looked at the empty sausage roasting machine, and was too lazy to move, so he touched Ji Yu beside him.

The two glanced at each other, tacitly understood each other's intentions, and said in unison:

"The boss isn't here, why don't you wait a while?"