Chapter 110: Life is boring and boring, and toads evaluate humans
Without the little burden of Zhou Shiyuan, Shi Nian decisively switched the battlefield and took Ji Yu to play the ranking.
Entering the game to choose a hero, Ji Yu, who was on the first floor, chose Meng Mei to assist, Yao.
When you are ready to paddle, you say: "??? β
Ji Yu's pretended deep voice came from the small speaker:
"You know, I left my hometown as a child, wandering alone in a foreign country, suffering from white eyes and ridicule......"
Shi Nian interrupted his miserable sale: "Don't say it, I'll play Marco Polo and take you fly." β
In the next room, the man holding the mobile phone hooked his lips, and there was a little more tenderness between his eyebrows and eyes.
[Role switching, the big female monkey is really a pet! ] γ
[Are you sure that the big female monkey is spoiling men, not reluctant to give up the two hundred yuan? γ
[Don't look at Ji Yu, there are bad comments ahead! ] γ
In the following time, Ji Yu fully substituted the role of a delicate assistant, giving Shi Nian a shield, giving Shi Nian a buff, and blocking damage to Shi Nian...... Close protection throughout the process, inseparable.
Shi Nian incarnated as an irascible wild monkey, who could kill his opponent when he entered, and scolded his friends when he retreated, striving to be the first person in the king's canyon in both civil and military affairs.
The audience in the live broadcast room also experienced the wonderful feeling of "lying at home, and the soul flying at the mouth of the vegetable market".
"What kind of heroic discrimination? Coming to the Canyon Emperor, huh? Bad stuff. β
"If you don't want to play, you can go to the spring water and hang up, and the toad will be on the table, and you will really treat yourself as a dish?"
"What's the use of throwing the pot at a teammate? With this kung fu, can't you forward two koi fish to bless yourself with a few fewer deaths? β
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Scolding and scolding, it feels like something is wrong.
"Ji Yu, what are you laughing at?"
There was another low, pleasant laugh from the earpiece.
"It's nothing, I'm born to laugh."
Compared with the noise in the live broadcast room of Shi Nian and Ji Yu, the other guests are completely muted mode.
Shen Yi'an and Jiang Wanqiao went to the nearby cultural district together, wearing Hanfu and shuttling through the Xiaoqiao Ancient Road, and the years were quiet.
Zhou Shiyuan begged Song Xinyou to go to the snack street, holding a skewer in his left hand and ice cream in his right hand, showing off wildly;
The other silently wiped his saliva when he smelled the smell, and finally couldn't resist the temptation and threw himself into the sea of food desperately.
Lu Youchuan invited Xu Sheng to go shopping but was refused, took a taxi to the cheongsam shop alone, and bought several sets of cheongsams for a lot of money, just to make the beauty smile.
But the effect doesn't seem to be particularly good.
Xu Sheng, who was still chatting with fans in the live broadcast room a second ago, opened the door and saw him, and his face instantly grew.
Lu Youchuan forced himself to ignore her ugly face, and flatteringly stepped forward to explain:
"Shengsheng, I'm sorry, I spoke too heavily in the morning and didn't take your feelings into account, I apologize to you, this is a gift of reparation."
Xu Sheng lowered his eyes and looked at the exquisite gift box in his hand, pursed his lips, and had no intention of taking it.
Lu Youchuan raised his arms and didn't get off the stage, frowned, and started his usual trick - CPU Dafa and Invincible Pot Throwing Technique:
"I'll admit that I did have a problem with my attitude in the morning, but don't you have a problem at all? I almost put that I don't want to play the game on the surface, you still have to pull me to play, and you get angry when you lose, why bother?
Look at Jiang Wanqiao, gentle and considerate, always happy, how good? Even Shi Nian, she didn't make trouble all day long like you! β
Just finished playing the game, and when I came out to breathe, I thought:
"Life is boring and boring, and toads evaluate humans."
Lu Youchuan turned his head and glared at her viciously, this glare, Shi Nian was still energetic, and he was out of breath, so he ran to the middle of the two and gave a fatherly lecture:
"Lu Youchuan, as a man, you have to be like a man, pulling a face all day long, which girl can take a fancy to you? Just like you, in our village is definitely the life of a single. β
After saying Lu Youchuan, she turned her head again and said Xu Sheng:
"Today's young people, it is not easy to find a partner, you have to know how to cherish it. This boy, he's a little greasy, a little more popular, and a little worse tempered, but he's a good match for you. β
γLin Xiao, you ......γ
[Unlock a daddy's girlfriend today, it's another day full of harvest! ] γ
[U1S1, Yishengyou, you and your pair should forget it as soon as possible, they quarrel and we are uncomfortable to watch, why bother? γ
Xu Sheng felt uncomfortable in her heart, but what made her even more uncomfortable was Shi Nian's face that said "I love to watch dramas".
Lu Youchuan is the man she snatched from Shi Nian with great difficulty, and now the two of them have only been good for ten days, and they are making trouble like this in front of outsiders, who is happy? Who will be proud?
The answer is obvious.
She couldn't bear it!
So until we find a better partner, this drama will continue to be performed......
Xu Sheng clenched the corners of her clothes, her fingers were so hard that she almost tore the thin fabric, and after a moment, she pulled out a decent smile and took the gift box in Lu Youchuan's hand:
"I accepted the apology gift, this matter is over, neither of us will mention the game again in the future."
The other party took the initiative to bow his head, Lu Youchuan regained his face, and also showed a smile:
"Well, don't mention it, we'll be fine in the future."
Onlookers watching the whole process of changing faces: "......"
I don't know who to scold for being stupid for a while, forget it, respect the blessings.
"I wish you two a hundred years of good togetherness, forever united, don't separate and harm others, I say thank you on behalf of the masses."
After politely expressing his blessings, Shi Nian picked up the lollipop and walked out in style.
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After dinner, eight guests came to the mahjong room to start the second round of night talks.
The theme of this night talk is called: You and Me in Love.
In human terms, each guest evaluates the other guests separately and makes a self-evaluation according to the relationship and understanding during this time.
The first to be named was Zhou Shiyuan.
Because he ate a lot of snacks in the afternoon, his appetite was satisfied, and his mood was naturally good, so his evaluation was basically full of praise.
From appearance to character, from personality to talent, except for Lu Youchuan's heart is a little small, none of the others have been offended.
Jiang Wanqiao and Shen Yi'an's line is basically the same as his, grasping a point and boasting vigorously, and resolutely not offending people.
When she arrived at Xu Sheng, she continued the style of the previous ones, but when she praised Shi Nian, her voice was stunned, and her face was a little more bitter:
"Maybe I didn't do well enough to offend Niannian, which caused Niannian to have a big opinion of me, take this opportunity, I want to apologize to her, I hope we can get along well in the future."
The cameraman is very good at grasping the key points, and when he heard this, he immediately pointed the camera at Shi Nian, and came to a high-definition close-up, taking a clear picture of the potato chip residue at the corner of her mouth.
Sensing that the surrounding atmosphere was not right, Shi Nian, who was concentrating on making snacks, hurriedly put down the bag, wiped his mouth, and asked:
"It's my turn, isn't it?
Jiang Wanqiao, cute.
Shen Yi'an, elegant.
Song Xinyou, a drama master.
Xu Sheng, a female ape creature walking upright.
Lu Youchuan, a male ape creature who walks upright.
Zhou Shiyuan: People are stupid.
Ji Yu: There is a lot of money. β