After a string of adjectives was spoken, the faces of the eight guests darkened by more than half.

Shi Niandang didn't see it, and the small mouth continued to speak:

"The following is a self-evaluation, I always read, honesty, politeness, sincerity, kindness, harmony, friendship......"

Zhou Shiyuan couldn't help but interrupt her: "Won't your conscience hurt when you say these words?" ”

Shi Nian glanced at him and was confident:

"Why does my conscience hurt, I'm just telling the truth!

If it weren't for me, with a sincere and kind heart, honestly and politely pointing out your shortcomings, how could you have reformed in time and built a harmonious and friendly society? ”

[Other guests: Thank you, otherwise we would have been in the dark for the rest of our lives.] 】

[You're playing with word choice and sentence formation here, right?] 】

[So kind, so sincere, this year's moving Chinese character selection, I won't watch it without you. ] 】

After a large series of words were finished, everyone looked at her blankly, no one answered, the atmosphere was slightly awkward, Shi Nian could only applaud himself to enliven the atmosphere:

"Hear the applause!"

Song Xinyou finally remembered that she was still standing up licking the dog, and hurriedly stood up and applauded vigorously:

"Thank you Sister Nian for guiding me in the direction of my life, thank you!"

The atmosphere at the scene became more and more embarrassing, and the staff could only come out to the rescue, reminding her in a careful tone:

"Teacher Shi, Teacher Xu is apologizing to you, and I hope I can get along with you in the future."

Shi Nian: "Oh, she is willing to say it, anyway, she owes me, as for whether she can get along well in the future...... Let's see how she is in her mindset.

Also, don't call me a teacher, the older one is called my name, and the younger one is called my sister, if you can't do it, you can call it baby, my identity, it's not appropriate to call me a teacher. ”

"Understood, Sister Bao, no, Sister Nian."

didn't get a satisfactory answer, Xu Sheng was very angry, but he had to pretend to be generous and smiled at the camera.

Ji Yu lifted his eyelids and glanced at her, and took over the topic:

"Now it's my turn, right?

Xu Sheng, Longjing in 82 years.

Lu Youchuan, a full belly.

Zhou Shiyuan, humorous Erha.

Song Xinyou, Doraemon's pocket.

Shi Nian ......"

Speaking of the name, he slowed down a bit:

"A bend of the moon."

What about my royal translation? Come out and take two steps. 】

[The translation is coming!] Xu Sheng, Old Green Tea; Lu Youchuan, straw bale; Zhou Shiyuan, stupid and lacking; Song Xinyou, can pretend; I didn't understand this. 】

[Do you still need to guess when you read this? ] See his game nickname? The monkey fishes for the moon, he wants to catch the time, he is taking the opportunity to confess! 】

Shi Nian, who didn't think much about it and just listened to it, happened to see this barrage and almost choked to death by a mouthful of AD calcium milk.

If there are no conditions, you have to create conditions to confess, it seems that someone's love brain is really serious.

The plan to save the love brain is urgent!

Shi Nian put the bottle on the table and looked at Ji Yu with a serious face:

"Tomorrow's date day, any ideas?"

Ji Yu's eyebrows were slightly raised, and the smile on the corner of his mouth was shallow:

"Do you have an idea?"

"Yes! So do you want to be together? ”

"Yes."

*

Sunday morning, half past nine.

Shi Nian carried Ji Yu to the door of the cinema.

Before she got out of the car, the cameraman had already guessed her intentions, and blocked the car door with a firm pace:

"Filming is prohibited in movie theaters, and we can't get in."

Shi Nian corrected him: "Wrong, it's you who can't get in, not us." ”

The eldest brother sighed in his heart, and instantly entered a state of first-level alert:

"No, you can't leave me! I'm human, I'm sad, I'm sad...... And it's not in order. ”

Shi Nian forcibly cared out a way for himself to get off:

"It's a bit urgent, just this once, and I'll definitely give you an explanation before I go in."

The eldest brother saw that her expression was sincere, and his attitude was slightly relaxed:

"What do you mean by ......?"

"Wait."

Shi Nian put down three words, ran away, and soon, he ran back with two balloons, and announced very seriously:

"From now on, this red balloon is me, and the green balloon is Ji Yu, shoot it well, and wait for us to come back!"

Cameraman: "......"

Barrage: "......"

Shi Nian wants to take Ji Yu to watch this movie called her evaporated from the world, and because of the super annoying storyline, netizens called it the pinnacle masterpiece of "waking up the love brain".

Many patients with advanced love brain woke up after watching this movie, and since then, they have locked their hearts and loved each other, regardless of Hongchen, and the treatment effect has reached a starry sky.

With this magic weapon, she is bound to win this battle!

At the beginning of the movie, everything is normal, and the little couple in the front row is holding popcorn in their hands and feeding sweetly.

When the plot progresses to the male protagonist's gambling, the CPU female protagonist helps pay off the gambling debts, and the expressions of the little couple gradually become solemn.

When the plot progressed to the point where the female protagonist refused to help pay off the gambling debts, the male protagonist sprouted murderous intentions, and the girl in the front row slapped her boyfriend's hand trying to grab popcorn.

Well, it seems to work well.

Shi Nianlian turned his head to look at Ji Yu, and the colored light on the big screen hit the man's gold-wire lenses, pulling out a faint shadow on his long eyelashes.

The man looked at the screen with a calm face and no reaction.

It may be that the plot is not exciting enough, and I think about it.

When the plot progressed to the point where the female protagonist was abandoned in the deep sea by the male protagonist and struggled in despair, the girls in the front row wiped their tears and moved to the vacant seat on the side.

Shi Nian's heart also crumbled into a ball.

The heroine's acting skills are very good, one look, one tear, the shock, struggle and despair when she will kill her beloved.

It's like the dream that suffocated her.

No matter how hard she worked and how reluctant she was, those people and things she cared about still left her step by step.

In the end, even being alive became a luxury.

It hurts, it hurts......

Ji Yu didn't know if she woke up or not, anyway, she was awake.

Woke up thoroughly.

Ji Yu on the side noticed her abnormality, hesitated for a long time, and still held her hand without hesitation.

The air conditioning in the theater was sufficient, and the girl's hands were slightly cool, which just soothed his hot heart.

Shi Nian was stunned for a moment, and before he could pull his hand out, a low voice came from his ear:

"Don't worry, I don't gamble and I have money...... A lot of money. ”

Shi Nian: "......"

The movie ends.

The young couple in the front row has parted ways.

Halfway through, the boy tried to help the girl's backpack close the distance, but the girl sharply refused:

"Don't, I'm afraid you're too tired, and you won't be able to pretend to be able to do so when the time comes, so you'll stab me to death."

The camera brother who came quickly happened to shoot this conversation, and suddenly felt a chill in his heart:

"No, what movie did you two watch, why does it sound so scary?"

Shi Nian smiled: "A very sweet love movie, it is recommended that all young couples take their partners to the theater to watch it twice." ”

After speaking, she slapped Ji Yu's arm:

"What about you? How do you feel after reading it? ”

Ji Yu: "One, I don't gamble; Two, I have money. ”

“…… I know you're rich, I mean, aren't you afraid that you'll find someone in the future, and then you'll try your money and kill you? ”

Ji Yu: "My money is her money, she can spend it how she likes, I don't interfere." ”