After eating, the two planned to walk along the street to eliminate food, but as soon as they went out, they met an acquaintance - the bear child who was just rolling around in the fast food restaurant.

The old woman was not there at this time, and he was squatting alone in the corridor playing with the small excavator.

Shi Nian glanced at it twice, the pupils of his eyes flickered, and the smile on the corner of his mouth showed a dark taste.

Ji reminded her: "According to Chinese law, child abduction and abuse are illegal and criminal acts, Ms. Shi, please refrain from doing so." ”

Shi Nian glanced at him: "What do you think?" I'm a law-abiding young man, so it's impossible for me to do such a thing! ”

"And ...... you?"

Shi Nian brushed the curly hair on the side of his face, "I'll praise him." ”

With that, he walked towards the boy with a smile.

The state of the teeth and claws is very similar to the wolf grandmother wrapped in a red turban.

As soon as the bear child looked up and saw her, he grabbed the excavator and ran, but she quickly pulled it back.

"Little friend, don't run, come, let my sister praise you."

Praise him?

The bear child was stunned, and turned back stupidly and asked:

"Why do you praise me?"

"Because you knocked over my sister's ice cream."

"Huh?"

"If the old one is overturned, won't you be able to buy the new one? Because you're here, my sister ate two ice creams by herself, do you think you should praise it? ”

The bear child blinked his eyes and looked at the small excavator with a wheel in his hand, thoughtful.

"Little friend, I wish you a full childhood."

Shi Nian rubbed his head and offered sincere blessings.

After watching her series of operations, Ji Yu's soul was impacted:

"The modus operandi is so skillful, you don't do this kind of thing, right?"

Shi Nian smiled simply: "There used to be a bear child in my family, lawless and vexatious, as an older sister, I must take on the responsibility of educating him without hesitation." ”

Ji Yu showed such an expression and teased:

"And what's your record?"

"It's average, and it destroyed Ms. Zheng's two vegetable plots, blew up the toilet three times, burned the kitchen four times, and dropped countless bowls."

Shi Nian has a small hand on the back, and hides his merit and fame:

"The last time I blew up the toilet, he was finally beaten, but I didn't escape, and I was beaten worse than him."

Ji Yu twisted his eyebrows, his face worried, "Instigated the bear child to commit a crime and was discovered?" ”

"No, because Ms. Zheng happened to be in the toilet when the bear child threw a small steel cannon into the thatched pit in her hometown, and the feces splashed and blew her up, and I laughed too loudly next to me...... So it was beaten. ”

After many years, when I remembered the appearance of someone rushing out of the toilet with a body of, Shi Nian still couldn't help laughing wildly:

"Maybe you've heard the phrase: and poop, that's the perfect portrayal of her."

[Hahahaha...... My mouth cramped with laughter, and I couldn't stop. 】

[No wonder the mental state of the big female monkey is so explosive, it turned out to be cultivated since childhood, and it is disrespectful and disrespectful. 】

[No one is curious about who Ms. Zheng is? It feels like the big female monkey has a big enmity with her. 】

[Curiosity +1, and I have a hunch...... The childhood of the big female monkey does not seem to be very happy. 】

[Impossible, absolutely impossible! My sister must be the happiest cub in the world! 】

Ji Yu accompanied her to laugh on the street, from Ms. Zheng's-like laughter to the smoky fire of Shiyuanshan, fully explaining a truth: the more painful the enemy, the happier they are.

The two of them just wandered all the way, and accidentally swayed near the Civil Affairs Bureau.

The small Civil Affairs Bureau, the little couple who received the certificate, a large group, were stunned from the courtyard to the street.

Shi Nian glanced at it from a distance and was deeply shocked:

"No, what day is it?"

Ji Yu raised his eyes and looked at it for a while, and finally found a large pink billboard standing at the door of the Civil Affairs Bureau:

The 3rd Certificate Collection Conference of XX City

Love? Love will bring TA to get the certificate.

One card, one life.

Shi Nian: "It's all here, do you want to take a look?" ”

Ji Yu: "Do I need to bring my household registration book?" ”

Oh, man, it's pretty beautiful.

Shi Nian raised his fist at him, "You're thinking about fart." ”

The two entered the Civil Affairs Bureau, and they were greeted not by a loving and sweet newlywed couple, but by a divorced middle-aged couple.

The staff of the Civil Affairs Bureau sweated profusely and negotiated with them:

"Sir, madam, I'm sorry, I really can't get a divorce today."

"Why?" The short-haired lady questioned her: "The official account has pushed the news, and the Civil Affairs Bureau is working overtime today, and you didn't say that you only add marriage classes, not divorce classes!" ”

The reason was very sufficient, the staff was speechless, and after asking the leader, they reluctantly agreed to her application, registered the basic information, and asked about the reason for the divorce, and the situation began to develop in an uncontrollable direction.

Shi Nian guessed the reason: domestic violence.

Because the lady seemed so miserable that she didn't want to be with her for a second; The man was full of impatience, with a little speechlessness and forbearance in between.

But the real reason is ......

Men love to too much.

The short-haired lady wiped her tears and cried:

"I went to the toilet, he urged me to hurry up, he couldn't hold it back; I took a shower, and he had to squeeze in and; I'm in a hurry to wash up and go to work in the morning, and he still has to!

I'm so fed up with this that only half of the day! What is the difference between marrying such a man and marrying a piece of?

Divorce, must divorce! ”

The man spreads his hands and sighs:

"Can't you understand it? I didn't mean to, there are some things that I can't hold back, I really can't hold back! ”

After listening to the narration of the two, the staff cautiously asked:

"Maybe you two can change to a two-bathroom house?"

This time it was both their turn to sigh at the same time:

"But, don't you need money to change houses?"

Staff: "...... When I didn't ask. ”

The couple had just finished the formalities when another quarrel came from another window.

Shi Nianzhi raised his ears and listened carefully, and the one who was arguing was even more explosive than the pair just now.

The reason for their divorce is that every time the two parties turn the clouds and rain, the man has to transfer 10,000 yuan to the woman.

In this regard, the man's explanation is that this can continue his pleasure and increase the pleasure of the couple.

However, the woman felt that her personality had been insulted, and filed for divorce after unsuccessful communication.

The two quarreled so much at the Civil Affairs Bureau that they almost made a move, and in the end they were both forked out by the security guards.

Shi Nian, who watched the whole process, was in a state of confusion, and he was always there:

"Huh? Yes?? Yes??? ”

I thought she was perverted enough, but I didn't expect someone to be even more perverted than her.

I am deeply worried about the mental state of the present generation.

Out of the Civil Affairs Bureau, Shi Nian patted Ji Yu's shoulder with a complicated mood and asked:

"Dare to ask this brother, how do you feel?"

Ji Yu: "I'm very lucky. ”

"Where to start?"

"I'm glad I have a healthy digestive system, I'm glad I can afford a two-bathroom house, and I'm glad I don't have any special fetishes."

“…… You're going to get to the point. ”