Shi Nian saw that his eyes had changed, from dull to shining, as if he was looking at a 24K pure gold Bodhisattva who sent wealth:

"No, Ji Yu, are you really here?"

"If I think my words are unfounded, I can also lend you a private lawyer, and we can sign a property transfer before marriage."

Ji Yu raised his eyebrows and looked at her, a playful smile appeared in his peach blossom eyes, and he said casually:

"I dare to sign, do you dare to come?"

[Ji Yu: Lao Tzu is going to sit on the name of the love brain today, don't even think about stopping the emperor Lao Tzu when he comes! ] 】

[The letter girl is willing to match meat and vegetables for 20 years, and in the next life, she meets a love brain like Ji Yu, and begs. 】

[Big female monkey, he's provoking you, can you bear this? 】

[Don't hesitate, hurry up!] My sister won't go, my sister I'm going to go! 】

Shi Nian was indeed stimulated, looking at the handsome man in front of her, she stretched out her hand tremblingly, as if she had been electrocuted, her expression was distorted, her limbs were convulsed, and there was a mechanical dance on the scene - the blind version.

Ji Yu raised his right hand strangely, put his index finger and middle finger on her eyebrows, and said very appropriately:

"Demons and monsters, quickly disperse."

Cameraman: "......"

Confirmed.

He didn't shoot a love drama.

It is a mental hospital annual Chinese art show.

Shi Nian opened his fingers and glanced at him dissatisfiedly:

"Sir, you've disturbed my performance."

"Perform what? Psychic? Or is it a zombie out of the cage? ”

"The state of despair when the heroine of the acting movie sinks to the bottom of the sea."

“……”

Shi Nian rubbed his flying facial features, adjusted his state, and smiled with satisfaction:

"The performance is good, and I have successfully curbed the love brain virus that is rampant in my brain, and I am reborn!"

"So?"

"Let's go to dinner, I'll invite you to this meal at noon!"

The two went to a fast food restaurant near the theater and ordered a luxurious set meal for two.

While waiting for the meal, a shrill child's cry suddenly came from the next table, followed by the old man's arrogant scolding:

"What's the matter with you girl? How old are you and still thinking about a child, didn't your mother teach you to respect the old and love the young? ”

The blamed young girl argues with her holding an ice cream cone, her eyes flushed:

"He knocked over my ice cream, I asked him to apologize to me, what's wrong? Shouldn't it? ”

"No! The child didn't mean it, so what apologies? ”

The old woman looked at the girl, pouted, and rolled her eyes to the top of her head:

"A little girl's family, wearing such short pants, she is not a serious person at first glance, you hurry up, don't take my grandson with you!"

The girl's chest rose and fell violently, obviously angry by this insulting remark, but her mouth was too stupid, her lips were slumped for a long time, and she couldn't spit out a word, only tears fell down.

Shi Nian, who was watching the excitement on the side, was like an ant on a hot pot, so anxious that he scratched his ears and cheeks, and finally couldn't bear it anymore, so he rushed out and grabbed the old woman's short-sleeved collar:

"Look at you, at such an old age, you still dare to wear short sleeves that leak your neck, so leaky, you are not afraid of being paralyzed by the wind, lying on the bed to eat and drink urine?"

The old woman broke free from her grasp, and glared at her with a fierce look:

"Who are you? What do I wear that has anything to do with you? ”

"Yo, you also know that what you wear has nothing to do with others?"

Shi Nian taunted her in a pinched tone: "When you point out to others, you are the Tao, and you can't stand it when others say it?"

You can't have this mentality, no wonder you have to be tired and tired to take care of your grandchildren when you are old, tsk, you really failed in life. ”

"Dead Nizi, how can you speak! Today, I will teach you a good lesson for your parents! ”

The old woman broke through the defense, waved her arms, and wanted to hit people.

Ji Yu raised his hand to restrain her arm, looked at her contemptuously, and said coldly:

"If you want your baby son to carry a lot of debts, hit him hard and hit him in the face, if no one can cure you of something like relying on the old and selling the old?"

He had a cold temperament and an imposing body, and the old woman realized that she had caused a hard stubble, put down her arms, and picked up her grandson in a gloomy way and wanted to run.

"Wait a minute!"

The girl summoned up the courage to stop them:

"You haven't apologized to me yet."

Seeing that there were more and more onlookers, the old woman was also afraid that things would get bigger, so she said "I'm sorry" perfunctorily and ran away.

After the two left, the girl sniffed and thanked Shi Nian and Ji Yu with a grateful face:

"Thank you, thank you so much, if it weren't for your help, I'm afraid I'd be so angry that I couldn't sleep for three days."

Shi Nian took out a tissue and wiped her tears indiscriminately, and her mouth was not polite, so she opened her mouth and said:

"You said you were really stupid, she said that about you, and she gave her two sentences, you can't do such a simple thing as scolding?"

The girl shook her head and looked at her aggrievedly, this innocent little look in her eyes, she couldn't bear to see it:

"It's okay if you don't scold, I'll teach you.

Entry-level, subject + any relative + body organ, for example, your mouth smells worse than your second aunt's diarrhea and disgusting, this trick is called the simplest mouth odor, the most extreme enjoyment.

Another one is more elegant, subject + time + event + a certain organ of the human body + some bad problems in the body, such as you haven't brushed your teeth for three months, and your mouth is so stinky?

At the highest level, use the other party's words to attack you and attack him in turn, he said that you wear less, you say that he wears ugly, use this trick to be psychologically strong, whoever breaks the defense first will lose. ”

[Who knows, I'm scolding in Lianzong, and I'm more serious than I go to eight years earlier. 】

[I've already written it down with a small notebook, go back and practice, I can't quarrel and come back to scold you.] 】

[Big female monkey, have you never been in love in your life, and your heart is so hard? 】

Shi Nian said a lot, and the other party listened very carefully, but after listening, he said:

"I understand everything you say, but it's not that I can't scold, but I can't help crying when I quarrel with someone, and I can't speak when I cry."

Shi Nian: "......"

There is a kind of heartache that is affectionate and watery.

"It's okay to cry, I'll teach you another trick, next time you can't quarrel but just lie on the ground and cry, how loud and loud you cry, as long as you are loud enough, the panic is the other side."

Girl: "...... Are you sure? ”

"What kind of eyes are you, don't you believe it? Do you want me to demonstrate it live? ”

"That's not necessary, I'll figure it out when I go back."

Shi Nian felt a sense of relief that his daughter had finally grown up, and nodded with a smile:

"Okay, you figure it out slowly, I'll go get the meal."

During the meal, Ji Yu asked her curiously: "Where did you learn all that crooked reasoning and heresy?" ”

Shi Nian held the Big Mac burger, and his tone was subdued:

"This is thanks to the good-for-nothing Ms. Zheng, if it weren't for her 20 years of abuse, I wouldn't have created me who I am today."

The corners of Ji Yu's mouth twitched: "If there is really no one to thank, it is better to thank the cleaner aunt who swept the floor outside." ”

- There's no need to thank a ball of dung.