Above the small print is a pair of men and women looking at each other affectionately.

The man was below, half-lying on a stone, his expression flustered, his limbs stiff as wood, and his eyes vaguely contained three points of shyness and seven points of despair.

The woman is on top, holding the slate with one hand, and hooking the man's chin with the other, as if the cold tyrant in the novel, with an arrogant posture and an arrogant expression, showing the spirit of a tyrant.

The two were so close that they almost touched the tip of their noses, and the pale golden sunlight ran rampant in the narrow gaps, making the atmosphere ambiguous and gentle.

It's hard to rate the photos.

At first glance, it is beautiful and ambiguous; If you look closely, it's funny but well-matched, but only if you ignore the small print below.

"Look at me, cub!" As soon as it appeared, the sexually transformed domineering president and her little husband immediately turned into spoof memes.

Ji Yu closed his eyes and pretended not to see:

"The people are good, the sunrise is good, they are all good."

In this regard, Shi Nian gave an explanation: "Anyway, this photo will be spoofed by you sooner or later, it is better for me to do it myself, and the quality is guaranteed."

Everyone, for the sake of me being so diligent and considerate, please vote for me, if you don't, hehe......"

Her phoenix eyes narrowed slightly, and her smile was sinister and vicious:

"Whether you are asking for food at the entrance of the village or the company brushing the toilet, all of them are blocked by the whole industry!"

[Mom, this woman threatens me, I'm so scared! 】

[If you want to help us clean the toilet, just say it, why do you need to beat around the bush? ] The toilet brush is given to you, please start your show. 】

[How is one emoji enough?] Big female monkey, if you are really sincere, take a complete set for us, I love to use it! 】

[It's better to ask for others than for yourself, the domineering big female monkey version of the emoji has been produced, if you need it, go to Weibo to search and never forget, there will be repercussions. 】

The audience in the live broadcast room flocked to the homepage of the netizen's Weibo, and the first Weibo was a freshly baked emoji set of pictures.

Sometimes the duck head that hooks Ji Yu's chin is still not able to take you? Sometimes I read the sample of wiping my lips confidently, and I was fascinated by my sister, right?

Sometimes I pinch the duck head on Ji Yu's cheeks, stop talking! Do you believe that I ate you raw when I was pinched? There are also two people pinching each other's cheeks, and you move and pass away?

……

Scroll down further, the second Weibo is a ghost animal video - Shi Nian holds a drying rack to chase and kill the little gourd, and the background music is the dinosaur anti-wolf that tells Shi Nian to get up.

Netizens have said: Wuhu ~ treasure bloggers, pay attention!

Poor Shi Nian didn't know that his black history had been picked up again, and he was enjoying the local specialty breakfast provided by the program team, mixed sauce rice noodles.

The tempting color and fragrant miscellaneous sauce is paired with the white and smooth rice noodles, and when you bite it, the sauce is fragrant and happy like a fairy.

Zhou Shiyuan listened to the sound of powder one after another, and then looked at the green vegetable salad, and silently shed two lines of tears:

"Zhou Xingyan, I hate you! Mixian, I hate you! I hate the world!! ”

Zhou Xingyan couldn't hear his tearful accusation, picked up the blue loudspeaker and announced the next itinerary:

In order to let you further enjoy the mystery of nature, the love talk program team specially held a wild mushroom science lecture with the 'I love to eat mushrooms' association.

Next, we invite our fungus eater Chen Jianxing, Mr. Chen to take us into the magical world of wild mushrooms. Friendly reminder, please pay attention to the lecture, the afternoon task is related to this lecture. ”

After listening to this large introduction of the rules, Xu Sheng's eyes lit up, and the surprise on his face was visible to the naked eye.

Shi Nian yawned and asked Zhou Xingyan:

"I'm an acquaintance with wild mushrooms, the kind of acquaintance that has a lifelong friendship, so can I not participate in this lecture?"

As the words fell, a very magnetic voice came from behind the curtain of the sky:

"Oh? Then can I take the test Miss Shi? ”

The people followed the sound, and saw a tall young man coming from the gravel path.

He wore a blue satin shirt with black trousers that did not fit in with the mountains, the cuffs of the shirt were pulled up to the elbows, revealing a shiny black watch, and the whole person exuded an elegant scholarly atmosphere.

As soon as this person came out, he held the grass all over the screen:

[It is worthy of being the master invited by the ultimate face control director, this appearance is really top! ] 】

[Mr. Chen, have you considered becoming an actor? Playing the leading role in my life. 】

[I'm an excavator, and now I'm going to get to work: Absolute Absolute Absolute ......]

Chen Jianxing walked up to Shi Nian elegantly and calmly, took out a fungus that had just been pulled out of the ground, and asked with a gentle smile:

"May I ask if Miss Shi recognizes this fungus?"

Shi Nian looked down and saw that there was a light yellow spherical wild mushroom lying in the man's hand, with irregular folds on the top, resembling a human brain...... She really doesn't know what it's called!

But if she says it and splashes the water, it is impossible for her to slap herself in the face!

Shi Nian nodded, and said in an extremely breezy tone:

"Oh, I know, this fungus is called a human brain mushroom, which is highly toxic to humans and is cultivated in large quantities during the zombie outbreak, which can be eaten by zombies.

After the zombie is eaten, it can have a short-term dormancy effect when combined with the zombie virus in the body, so scientists have extracted a special substance from it and made ammunition that can make the zombie who was hit instantly unconscious. ”

[You have a lot of words, I believe you.] 】

[Nonsense, this is obviously a love brain mushroom, and humans will become a love brain after eating it, please be cautious when eating! ] 】

[The front ones are talking nonsense, this is obviously the brain of the big female monkey who ran away from home, and it has taken root in this mountain. 】

【？？？ Will I attend a lecture on wild mushrooms or a late-night storytelling session? 】

Chen Jianxing didn't seem to expect such an answer, and after being stunned for a moment, he chuckled:

"Miss Shi is very imaginative and humorous."

As he spoke, his eyes kept staring at Shi Nian, his narrow fox eyes narrowed slightly, and there seemed to be a fire burning in the depths of his pupils.

But Shi Nian's attention was not on him at all, the wind roared last night, she recognized the bed again, tossed until two o'clock before barely falling asleep, she was sleepy like this dog, how could she still care about whether strangers looked at her?

On the other hand, Ji Yu on the side was keenly aware of the other party's fiery eyes when he looked at Shi Nian, and frowned unhappily and said:

"Mr. Chen has a lot of words and a lot of things."

Zhou Xingyan, who was outside the court, saw that the situation was not right, and hurriedly picked up the loudspeaker to urge the process:

"Mr. Chen, the props are ready, and the popular science lecture can begin."

Chen Jian bowed his head, and glanced back at Ji Yu before stepping forward to speak, there was no extra expression on his face, but there seemed to be a huge wave rolling in his eyes.

Ji Yu raised his eyebrows, then poked the back of Shi Nian's hand defiantly, and asked in a low voice:

"You know him?"